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This is swinging site am I missing something confused: It's about recreational sex , not that moment when your eyes meet across a crowded room and your souls fuse for eternity , it's Ok here if all happens a few feet lower than that and even it only happens just the once.
It is possible to fall off your motor cycle , then as soon as it is free of your incompetant interference it will right itself and cruise round in large radius circle . redface
Hi Vix , I PMd you , this is just out of order , and should not happen , then single men wonder why they don't get invites confused: :?: :?: :?:
Wow , you think you know something about sex , then a bit of digital kit points out you never got past 69A . Did it have broadband link to an instructional video for A thru E? 69position
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes Please - I'd like to flipped over by larger man biggrin

Ready when you are Babe , I knew there was reason I chose that handle . :D
I used to go out with a girl who was a profesional dancer . She had several pairs of "strippers" boots she used to get them at Camden market . However size does matter here , she wore a 5 or 6 so this may not work for larger sizes , good luck , a pair of really high boots re creating that eye catching "gap" between stocking top and pants just seems to attract your hand like a magnet .
Flipper and his patent body hair remover ready when you are babe lol
PS , I did not answer as soon as you posted this as I was hiding behind the computer until whatever it was had gone :shock:
Venus , I realy enjoyed the way you wiggled your bare ass as you left , was that a clarinet for the jazz playing in your hand lol confused:
It sounds to me as though your reality-a-tron needs re calibrating. You have slipped into a 1970s Pink Panther cartoon , there was one with the exact name of this thread , but the scary part is it had the same plot line!
It was in conversation , Foghorn is a favourite of mine and someone I googled it and yes it certainly did exist, that was year or so back tho .
The reason the banner ads are there is because they are part of a hosting deal I have for the site. SH is now a monster to host (trust me),

I can beleive that , it is however cyber nirvana for a lot of us , and somehow the fact that it's free helps there so at the risk of sounding a bit brown nosed , thanks Mark.
I would think sexy , but not so the neighbours will get any ideas ,and you want to turn on the other couple but not be too go 4 it on a first date as they may want to take it steady . I would expect a short skirt would work well, you can always let it ride up, flash your pants a bit etc if things are going the right way and you want to help them along .Have a chat with the other girl , maybe suggest you both wear w/e you both fancy ?
I guess winter is better there coz you can wear a PVC micro mini and no pants under your coat :shock: , which does give a clue as to whats on your mind , but Mrs Scroggins next door has no idea ( well she may be able to guess later if you arer a bit vocal and there is a thin party wall evil .) rotflmao
Finnaly have great time
Hey , I am not saying kids should not have cuddly toys , at least one teddy bear and then some other witty stuff like Giraffes Ducks Orang Utangs Koalas and tortoises etc etc , it's just the whole marketing driven exploitation of it , and the brainwashing that goes with the Mouse Empire .
I have a Foghorn Leghorn that was present from someone who knows I am a fan of his ( he does have fan club) but he is genuinley funny ,he is sitting on a shelf in the study now about to slap me on the back with one wing before launching into a Georgia Democrat homily and no one from Warner Bros has tried to build as temple to US consumerism in Northern France , after declining to do us the favour of visiting environmental devastation on a salt marsh on the Essex coast with international ecological importance .
Was that a rant ?
Yes performers in "Adult Movies" have to be 18 , here and in the US , not sure if you and your 16 y/o g/f do it and record on dads "borrowed "video camera if you can have your collar felt by Mr Plod ( please , don't PM me of course he could only do this after you have finished and got dressed again !), but after 5 years of Blunkett , almost certainly yes .
Of more concern to some of us is that Mark could decide there is an upper age limit by which time you should stop acting like a teenager :!: rotflmao
Merchandising , I esp dislike the sacharine Disney brand , just try cuddling a real life Simba if you want to get an idea of how badly this stuff prepares kids for real life . They would do better if the money was put in a trust fund and went to the deposit on a house . Take them swimming , buy them a bike , or a computer even , send them away on an adventure holiday anything that they enjoy , and if it builds them as people as well , thats even better . I imagine some of you hold contary opinions !
This will only concern me if you are taking your tits with you confused:
Hmm confused: , a good trot with the trout running well in May on the Dee, hmmmmm, no honest ladies , it's you every time , no contest please , would a man lie :?: no please stop that , there is no call for violence , except for the masochists on here . wink
Foxy , I always leer at your avatur , and the real thing low cut and heels , it makes the girls tits wobble as she advances , works for me babe .
Have cyber snog from me. passionkiss
I think with the glut of buy to let there is zero danger of being chucked out . It takes the best part of a year ,the tenant gives up paying during this time , and it costs a fortune . If you are producing rental income u should be safe as , well houses .
The worst thing is for the house to be empty , all that capital , all the maintenace and water rates , zero cash flow .
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There is a far simpler way to measure a penis...
Shove it in the lady's **** and if you notice water streaming from the corners of her eyes, it's too big! wink

Another tell tale sign is if she has trouble speaking .
Nice underwear , and slim fit body :shock: . Venus , your basque is nice as well. rotflmao
Am I the only one here old enough to remember that little bit of rhyming advice about , well about members
long and thin slips right in
short and thick , does the trick .
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Oh poor you, and you are such a nice person .
passionkiss
We are only here for a while , why do some peeps devote their short time on the planet to making life difficult for others ?
As for the children , you don't think we were that difficult when we were that age , do you ?
8th deadly sin ?
How about all that presentational spinning that politicians do , you know it is lying , but it's such a well crafted lie that they have another lie ready to prove it isn't a lie.
If only they put as much effort into running the hospitals we would all live to 105 .
Anyway . If this is going to be the 8th , and we can lust without being denounced from the pulpit from now on, that means we need a new one to rpelace lust , so thats 2 we can choose
Thanks for the welcome Hellen.
What wig?

You mean they are wigs both ends :!:
I have never been as devasted as when I learnt as little boy that my favourtie Uncle, the one who actually was funny , had died. I can still remember the numbing sense of loss that just went on and on . I think it was such a knock out blow because it was the first time I had lost someone I knew and it was total surprise to everyone .
All you can do is grieve , move on , but do not forget .
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And what is wrong with Yamahas ? mad
Re the young women , exactly in what way do think they are virgins confused: :?: :?: Let me know and I will take a bet if the odds are right, I would give you 10:1 they "have knowledge " on most topics we've covered here up to £100 stake .
(Valentino Rossi is riding his nuts off on the Yam this year , and may just win against the mighty , and mighty big headed , Honda, British Moto GP at Donington on the 25th if you want a the best days motor sport poss , go !) biggrin

The young ladies pictured above are the Virgin Yamaha Brolly Dollies. They are employed by the Virgin Mobile Yamaha team to wear silly police hats and carry handcuffs and wander around the racetrack "arresting" innocent bystanders and hassle them with literature on Yamaha merchandise. I used to be a Yam fan until they turned up.
This does have the paw marks of the great bearded morketing one all over it . Nothing could put me off Yam , although I would not go as far as having the tuning forks tattoed on my arms . which I have seen! Moto GP is where it is at this season , although it will never be the same as watching the strokers sad
That last sentence should get a reaction :!:
I expect most testosterone fuelled bike fans will suffer a little sales pitch to get some totty like that in close contact :D
what about a
muggling swincher

This must be OT , post in a Harry Potter forum
rotflmao
Wow , doing it on Council apparatus as well :!: Respect :!: I thought I was jack the lad when I got chased by Parky after doing that thing where you twist the swings chains up and then hang on while it whizzes round as you let go and they unwind. :shock:
I did not grow up with a BDSM interest though after this early brush with chains .