I have a friend who I have visited occasionally over thirty years.  He is gay and since I have been married he has assumed that I am totally straight.  I tried to drop hints some years ago!  I like to be smooth and keep myself fit and trim. Many years ago whilst I was staying for the weekend near Winsor, I was pretending to sleep on the makeshift bed downstairs as he had to leave early for work and I made sure he could se...