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Freckledbird
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 55
UK
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I have lots of freckles and I'm a bird, as in female, not like a chicken because then I might have chosen Freckledchicken or Freckledhen or something 
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Quote by Lizaleanrob
whilst on the subject of Bacon
Bacon is fryed or grilled end of
IT is NOT microwaved or cooked in the oven, do people have no taste :doh:
People cook bacon in the microwave?
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Quote by MikeC
put it this way my choice of food is similar to essex....i am really fussy
but pinapple on a pizza is wrong.....wrong.......wrong...first it is fruit and i dont do fruit...second fruit on a savoury pizza....ewwwwww
But technically, tomatoes are fruit. Nobody questions tomatoes on pizza, do they?
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
We would bring several bottles of our home made elderflower champagne and ginger beer
Oooooo if we have a party you can come and bring some elderflower champagne!
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Quote by bluexxx
I'm liking all of these suggestions.
Keep them coming .....
(Almost wishing I'd ordered a REAL party now. I'm kinda mind-tasting the cakes, muffins, hob nobs, jelly and whisky-based cremed drinks .... )
:grin:
I can resist everything, except temptation.
Think you should organise a real party
:bounce:Good god no. The NHS is short of money, they can't afford the medical bill I would cause :crazy:
But then, the company who produced the gaffer tape would make money, so that kind of offsets the cost to the NHS!
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Quote by Trashcan001
Double Pepperoni and Pineapple my pizza of choice, you can stuff the crust if you want.
So right .........It cannot be wrong.....
So good you posted double!
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Pineapple on pizza is clearly very wrong indeed. As is Marmite. And tomato ketchup. And oysters, yack. Just, wrong.
I like beans mixed with egg. If eating anything with fried egg though, I always leave the yolk untouched until last, then it goes in the old gob, whole.
Tapioca is just disgusting, in appearance, taste and texture.
I like beans mixed with egg. If eating anything with fried egg though, I always leave the yolk untouched until last, then it goes in the old gob, whole.
Tapioca is just disgusting, in appearance, taste and texture.
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Quote by Chipy
I have loads!
Any idea where the cream colour engraved one was from
It was a Notts Munch, I think Sarah had them made. Mine was wrong!
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Quote by Wishmaster
I'd also like to add a suggestion ... when threads reach a certain age they should be automatically retired to an archive where they can be viewed for pleasure, reference, and even comment without being brought back into currency by a new post.
Big Brother-type facist thingy!!!
Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
Why - because unlike fine wines, old threads don't seem to improve.
Who - a committee of old hands? You mean a proletariat, don't you?
Will ii need my coat in the cellar?
Free the Forum 1 ..
Down with the bourgiouse ..
Up the revolution!!
I always remembered Wishy as being able to spell. But, what on Earth is 'bourgiouse'?
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Quote by starlightcouple
Soooo, who did I know you as in, say, 2005?
Possibly rubber ducky. :giggle:
Definitely NOT the Rubber Ducky I've met - he was from up here and he was hottttttttttt
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Quote by bluexxx
Who remembers "V"?
Now, that was weird!!!
And the Day of the Triffids.... OMG.... LOVED that!!!
'V' is being repeated on one of the channels. Very weird!
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Quote by Rogue_Trader
One of my guilty pleasures is writing with a fountain pen...it's a lost art :-)
I prefer to write with a fountain pen
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Quote by miss-confused
Oh and rooms at the Travelodge Central are now down to £29 :thumbup:
Now at £27
Hmmmm. We paid for a 'saver' room ages ago. Now, even the 'flexible' rate is only £43.
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We have a wide range of DVD box sets. What does that say about is? Dunno, but they are arranged in alphabetical order
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Quote by Dlep
I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
Same here
Just realised. You ride a bike not drive it!
I suppose. Doesn't sound right though, sounds more like a word you'd use for when you're on a pushbike? I know what you mean though. And don't run away from me, daft bugger!
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Quote by Trashcan001
Never sent a letter within the last four years , without its spelling, grammar and punctuation having been thoroughly checked before sending it. Until now.....
Sorry for errors
Bet you've never been punched in the nuts either?
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Wow, don't we all know how to live, us swinger types?
I don't think I have any secret pleasures, not sure why I'd keep pleasures a secret really.
I don't think I have any secret pleasures, not sure why I'd keep pleasures a secret really.
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No, I wouldn't have plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons. What you see is what you get, like it or not, I don't care. I've never even dyed my hair. Going grey gracefully
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I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
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Spooks. But with Adam Carter alive. And I haven't seen series 9 or 10, so no spoilers!
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Quote by Mike2mike
I don't understand. I get plenty of positive replies. Then again, I am gorgeous...
:giggle::giggle::giggle:
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