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Freckledbird
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 55
UK

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Quote by MidsCouple24
I never said anything about how they describe themselves I said how they were registered with the council. nothing strange about that, it is not done for subterfuge the council know exactly what they are but councils have a tendency to group businesses in a kind of mass format such as my Fitted Kitchen and Bedroom showroom as retail premises and the mini market next door as the same despite the complete difference in products.

But they are both essentially the same type of business - retail. That's not the same as grouping different types of business. Your very long list only shows that you're wrong, as far as I can see.
I can't see any category that gay saunas would fit either.
Quote by flirty_4
I personally just don't get the hype that surrounds these books. I got to chapter 10 of the first book and was almost put to sleep. Just dire! *Poor written and scripted, not to mention the use of words like 'down there', when referring to a woman's bits. Why not just be direct?! It's supposed to be erotic!
50 shades of yawn for me.

*poorly.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
....Loads of hyped up shite....

and these are ???
ffs mids its not about how much food you can stuff in your mouth
you obviously never watched the link i supplied and your inability to understand how the body process sugar as against the likes of corn sugars, will leave you one of life's ignorants to the problem forever bangheadbangheadbanghead
Yep :thumbup:
Quote by MidsCouple24
No but you may be banned from eating in public places lol
ITV tonight Weight Loss Ward opens with the statement that by 2050 obesity will cost the NHS £50 Billion per year and that the average weight in the UK today is Overweight. This does not include the other costs such as Mobility allowances, carers allowances, Disability Living Allowances etc paid by the benefits system.
Sunderland is one of the fattest places in the UK where 25% of the population is DANGEROUSLY overweight.
One of the subjects is 5ft 11ins and 31 stone, she says it is because she is greedy, she is having constant medical treatment and has a daily carer to help her, her dog is clinically abuse from living on the titbits she feeds it.
In many cases adult obesity leads to child abuse and animal abuse, but no action is taken against the abusers, feeding your children or pets to the extent they become clinically and dangerously obese is abuse. For children it leads to bullying and death, Yes folks you are killing your kids.

:shock:blink:eeek:
Wow, they make those programmes for people like you.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
I think that type of customer has always existed Rob, I think it's just that the Internet has given them more nerve, because people do realise that the kind of blackmail you describe, can get them something for nothing.

your right frecklebird
and chancers are a particular pet hate of mine :taz:
we are trying to think of a way to discourage this behaviour without being off putting to genuine customers
Could you maybe make a sign that says something like 'if you have something to say about your visit to us, please tell us first, not TripAdvisor'. I doubt any genuine customer would be put off by that - I definitely wouldn't. I'm sure I've seen similar signs in restaurants.
I think that type of customer has always existed Rob, I think it's just that the Internet has given them more nerve, because people do realise that the kind of blackmail you describe, can get them something for nothing.
Quote by MidsCouple24
Personally I was approached by 3 political parties yesterday asking me if I wanted to represent them in the next election, they all said I would be perfect because I talk a lot of crap but then withdrew their offer when I told them I was probably not really qualified as I was not a thief or fraudster.

Wow, three political parties asked you to represent them, on New Years Eve? Didn't realise they would be working! Maybe they were one of these:
The Monster Raving Loony Party?
The Citizens for the Undead Rights and Equality?
Church of the Militant Elvis Party?
From your profile, Mids:
'...there is no need to send us abusive emails telling us how you think profiles should be, we won't tell you what to write in yours and expect the same courtesy in everything we do'.
OK, so your posts haven't been abusive, but you're pointing out errors in profiles; that's hardly courteous, is it? What if those people read your posts on here and realise they are being made fun of? And by someone whose profile is littered with errors?
People in glass houses and all that.
Quote by Lizaleanrob
Just had a mail from these people on another site
thier profile, every word of it says ........
Mid aged professionals looking for lote of filthy fun mmmmm
One might be forgiven for thinking that a professional couple could write a sentance correctly and spell lots..
I have a question for all the professionals on here "what is spellcheck and proof reading" oh hang on I will ask that of the non-professional lower ranks and uneducated on here, that way I might get a correct answer :doh:

you did spell check your post before you mention others spelling........................you didn't did you :doh:
Clearly he didn't! Or some of his other posts for that matter. Mids, you need to make sure your posts are correct before making comments about the spelling mistakes on other profiles.
Quote by Sarah
Hi
2 new mods have been appointed:-
Theia
Woohoo
We wish them good luck in their new roles! :twisted: :twisted:

Never even heard of Theia - is it someone hiding behind a new username? And if so, why?
Sorry, but once upon a time, mods were people who were familiar to users of SH. We should be able to trust that the mods work in the best interest of the users. Using a new name is not the way to develop trust, as we don't know who is behind the name.
Out yourself, Theia!
Quote by tyracer
this is what pisses me off about some couples.
they moan like fuck about us single guys yet half the time you only see its a guy wanking or no pictures on their profile.
some of us single guys enjoy meeting couples and like to speak and meet both halfs.
dont go making out its the single guys who are the problem here.
stop using them as an easy target

:thumbup:
Quote by HnS
Maybe people should be talking hotels via PM?
Not hard to guess which hotel some are mentioning in posts on this thread, and anyone reading the forum already knows the date and town of the social. Not beyond the realms of possibility that uninvited people could turn up.
And yes, it's happened before.

Though you've seen the big ugly git they have on the door, wink so if not on list peeps don't get in
People shouldn't be discussing hotels etc. in the forum anyway. Even if they didn't try to get in, some people could cause major trouble. Press, anyone? Considering the message on the homepage about the film being made, I wouldn't want anyone reading the forum to be able to turn up at the hotel and find out the venue etc. And let's face it, given that we are inclined to gather outside said hotel, it wouldn't take long to find out who was off this site.
Maybe people should be talking hotels via PM?
Not hard to guess which hotel some are mentioning in posts on this thread, and anyone reading the forum already knows the date and town of the social. Not beyond the realms of possibility that uninvited people could turn up.
And yes, it's happened before.
Never been alone for Christmas Day, but I don't think it would worry me at all. It's just another day, and the bonus is that nobody else would be able to hog the remote control!
Quote by pbnorthants
We have decided on one last post on here. Maybe someone will prove us wrong . We have some free time perhaps a meet at chams on Wednesday during the day or eve. Please send a mail

You say you're giving up on real meets, yet in another post in September this year, you say you've had some real meets!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/418485.html
Quote by Ste-n-Kez
I (Kez) got into swinging because I was very bi-curious and thought this was a good way to explore that side of me. Ste was and still is straight.
So has the site changed your outlook and wants sexually?

Same as you, Kez.
Thanks to all concerned for the organisation of a great night out. We had a brilliant time :twisted:
Quote by Trevaunance
I've already had dinner with Sean Connery flipa
And Michael Caine as well :eeek:

Awwww, jealous now!
Quote by Steve
I remember all of those names!

Yup....Me too....
Quote by Freckledbird
You spelled my name incorrectly though! smile

It should have fluffy at the end right ;-)
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
I'm happy to be used as a tester if you need to do any measuring research, Morbius :twisted:
Dead - William Shakespeare, Albert Einstein and Queen Victoria.
Alive - Sean Connery, Jon Bon Jovi, Angelina Jolie.
Quote by Rogue_Trader
1000 whole posts? Wow. In a whole seven years? Double wow.

Quality, not quantity maybe? dunno
Nope!
But, would any points for shagging a mod, be deducted if you were in a relationship with a mod?
Quote by celestria
Do you eat laverbread with your brekkie too?

I haven't tried it yet. I want to, just so I can say I've tried it, but need to find someone to make me a proper Welsh brekkie first
A very lovely Welshman showed me how to make Laverbread - yummy. I'll do the laver bread if you do the brekkie?
Quote by celestria

Calista, what are you like at cooking sausages?

Re-phrase that to what are you like at cooking sausages after two whole days of drinking munch style quantities and I'll forgive you lol lol
aaaah brekkies at chez celery n fektart were always awesome
Have never made it, such regrets :upset::upset::upset::upset:
;)
Open invites given at northern addresses are still valid in south wales addresses. wink You'd be more than welcome to come have breakfast with us anytime :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Do you eat laverbread with your brekkie too?
Quote by bluexxx
Blue, what's.'hettying'?

Vacuuming with the pink version of the "Henry" vacuum cleaner.
Hetty was a fiver cheaper than Henry when I bought her, for the same internal spec, and is much prettier
Ah, Ok smile