So. They say sexuality is a sliding scale. And a slippy, slidy scale sounds like quite a lot of fun. I'd say I'm about 60/40 on the scale, so in an ideal world i'd like to find a pair of scales and entertain both, to keep things balanced. I'm versatile, slim, intelligent, reasonable looking and extremely keen on personal hygiene. And I used to play the trombone, so I have a very dextrous tongue. Get in touch if you'd like to know more.