New to the site but not the scene. I've learned a lot from being on another site for years! I mean, I always thought, "Vanila" was my favourite flavored ice cream, but it turns out it's it means, 'Ordinary' sex too. Water sports aren't for people who are keen to get in the pool & do a bit of synchronised swimming, but it's actually code for people who like to be pissed on!

I'm not a Southerner, I'm a Geordie in the capital. So don't be shocked that I have a sense of humor and actually smile. 

So if tall, dark and handsome is what you are after then I can tick two boxes: tall and dark (well sort of). I'll let you be the judge of the handsome part.

I love to give oral, so if you are (for some reason) not a fan of receiving oral then I can either help you change your mind or we probably won't be very compatible, I could live down there for days!

Discretion and respect is important to me therefore I like my partners to think likewise.  I am very hygienic and also expect the same. 

I am dominant so if this is not for you then I completely understand. Busty women very welcome (boob fanatic here!)

Ideally looking for someone who is local and that I would meet regularly rather than just a one off. Believe it or not I don't want someone who wants a quickie and then to leave. I believe it's important to be able to have a laugh with someone, if we get on well socially then no doubt we'll get on well in the bedroom.

So, if you look like Kim Khardashian, a chick without a dick or part of a couple with a male who doesn't want to sniff my arse, like a horny dog, then get in touch. I look forward to hearing from you.

Also... Thanks guys but no thank you. There's a Jay-Z song that sums it up "I love girls, girls, girls, girls" - I'm straight and not ready to change any time soon.