Hi All,

Thanx 4 checking out my profile

Im Tall, Dark & handsome with lots of money!!

Ooooh & im also a good liar!

Im really 26 fit, fun, down to earth, 5ft 11

Ive Short brown hair & nice eyes.

Hung like a midgie, smell like Ghandis flip flops, im as lousy as Mick jaggers vest & what i know about sex you can spray paint on the back of a postage stamp!!!!! But funnily enough ive met up with a few people! ;-)

Looking for people who want to chat/email/anything. Choice is entirely up to you! I like to tease, and be teased. I definitely love to please, and know how to go about it!! I am Gentle, relaxed and in this for fun times - not time wasting.

Now 2 the Honest part:

My love life is so terrible, The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed. If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own & im of the opinion that Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night (Well that part is really a wee jokey wokey)

I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.

But as my old man used to say to me Don't have sex. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them & The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

I am a great believer in “Women should be obscene and not heard" because I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him!

I told all my friends I fancied being a comedian but they just laughed at me!

The old 1's r the best - Well so my Granny used to say.

I'm fairly outgoing, fun and very down to earth. I enjoy all kinds of Kinky fun & have had a few meetings, One & one & with a few other couples.

Music wise? Early 90's & Indie. T in the Park!! My Ipod has Franz Ferdinand, Razorlight, the killers through to Queen to Crowded House, , Gorillaz.... etc etc etc

Let me know what you think. Standard members can contact me, so don't be afraid

Things I hate:

Indian givers...no, I take that back I dislike Timewasters & liars!

Now for the serious part.

I'd like to meet someone who knows what they want. Someone who doesnt abuse my trust. Someone who enjoys me for who I am and likes me for the same.

No 4 fingered ring Girls or shell suits or trackies, Please if im going 2 make an effort i expect the same.

I have my own Home & transport so can accomodate & travel.

I also have a very good Job which lets me njoy the nicer things ibn life.

Being smart, presentable & very clean are a must for me & i respect the same in return.

Well thanx for looking and leave a wee message & i'll get back to all

Fun-n-frolics