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1 Nov 2004

In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa

Oh fuck, I just noticed this was post 13
:eeek:

1 Nov 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.

Oh bugger.... Erm... Erm........ Where can I put this hairdryer??....
Throws the hairdryer down on the floor and races off to the kitchen......
Hang on.... :shock: :shock: Is this just a dastardly ploy to distract me???.... confused

Races back and picks up the hairdryer and awaits the arrival of a wet and soggy pussy
Shireen
xxx lol

Just the one?

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
WBB - welcome to the role of Chief Fluffer!!
Here kitty kitty - come to get that smelly fish washed off you!!

Fishy smell? I wonder where that came from ? :twisted:

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
a, sure that she is not refering to the pics we never saw of NBJ doing very intimate things with a cucmber! :shock:

Bloody hell do I have to make sarnies as well now??? :shock: :shock:
Whispers to Jags that to get a cat fluffy he meeds to be washed first in water and bubbly bath, wine makes them sticky and therefore wont fluff up Tuna for me please, and a saucer of milk.
lhk

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1 Nov 2004

Shush you lot - this is supposed to be a secret! Do you want Jags to come in and hear? - If you think Blue is scary when she comes with a roar, you should hear Jags! :scared:
lhk
That - of course - should be - "hear and come" redface

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1 Nov 2004

ooo - relapse can be chief blame taker so he can live up to his signature!
And Dawn just PM'd me - she would like to be a member as long as we do not make her name public.
Your new club is going really well Mark, what a superb idea!
lhk

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1 Nov 2004

Don't worry - I'm distracting her discreetly - You know, like at the end of that film, with the big eye, and the little chap with the shiny ring.
lhk

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1 Nov 2004

She's bluffing, and Mark must approve of the idea too, otherwise he would have closed your club down now.
So that makes Mark Chairman, WBB, Alex presiding commitee, Shireen refreshments
and
JGL was so keen on the idea, he has manfully volunteered to postpone his retirement just to do the deed. cool

lhk

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1 Nov 2004

Tee Hee
That makes two.
I'll bet there others too, we could have a little club in here, she would never find us.
And JGL appears to be practicing
thats 3
lhk

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1 Nov 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
Remember .. it's YOUR clock on YOUR profile so go change it to read GMT.:

I knew that. redface

i knew it too! just like to be infuriating sometimes! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
u still me mate jags? :lol: :lol: :lol:
WBB kiss

She is so mean that Jags. :jagsatwork:
In fact, and this is justbetween you and me, I'll bet sometimes you would just like to tie her up and smackbottom

her. Go on, you can tell me, wouldn't you like too, just a bit? . :angel:
lhk

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1 Nov 2004

:jagsatwork: poke

:giveup:

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28 Oct 2004

OK - two posts then - then I really MUST go! - Long explanation needed first - we were contributors here, and now we are not.
Swinging to us was about exploring our relationship. We questioned all our assumptions, challenged all our preconceptions, moved all our goal posts. Individually, we decided what we wanted. Together, we decided what to do about it.
Along the way, we met some fabulous, diverse people. We opened our minds and our hearts to them, and allowed ourselves to learn from them.
It matters little that in the end, we decided not to swing. Sometimes, it really is the journey, and not the final destination that matters.
LHK
x
P.S. Did I mention we also had a bloody good time?

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28 Oct 2004

Having been tempted by the luscious Jags to mount my soapbox one more time (makes a change from tempting me to mount her. )

Quote by tigris
I would like a swinger's honest opinion as to why they would get married if they still want to put it about?
It seems to defeat the whole purpose of marriage
Having your cake and eating it

Well, I have to say, that the answer to this question is so simple that it is incomprehensible that anyone could be so compleatly devoid of the power of free thought that they would need to ask it. banghead

Why do swingers get married? Because they love each other. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Why do swinging couples use the "forsake all others" bit when clearly that vow does not fit the swinging culture. Like we had a choice? :jagsatwork: rolleyes

lhk
x

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