Thanks for looking at my profile. I do know it's full of paradoxes and contradictions, but if you're just skipping through loads of profiles then the one overriding non-contradicting element is... Sorry, No Men

Now for some detail. I live in the south of Cheshire on the outskirts of a small town, I'm less than 50 but more than 45; don't take that to mean I don't know how old I am, but just that I'm expecting this profile to be up and not altered for awhile :)

I'm 5'8” single, clean, smooth and discrete. Physically I'm a little 'cuddly' perhaps, but not to the point where I can't find clothes in my size (18-20). Sexually I'm much more comfortable as a sub, and I can be quite shy at times too.

I'm not a convincing CD, but I love to dress, in fact it is a very odd day when I'm not wearing a skirt for at least some part of the day, and underneath I'm always wearing knickers & a bra too when I can. When I'm not working during the week – which is often, I love to wear my schoolgirls uniform, or perhaps I might be found in one of my maids uniforms – especially if I have housework to do, or just in a simple skirt or dress. In the summer I may be out on the patio in one of my swimsuits catching 'rays'. If I'm going out, nothing makes me feel more horny than slipping my smooth legs into a pair of stockings or hold-ups, coupled with silky or lacy lingerie. Bedtime finds me tucked up in bed wearing a short chemise nighty, something nice and silky. So as you can tell, I love to dress.

Personally I have a quirky sense of humour and suffer fools & idiots very lightly. I'm also not a fan of the 'popular' or soap television dross that seems all pervasive at the mo, so if you are the type of person who knows how the latest z-factor contestant did last night, what happened in corrie, or perhaps you look forward to half an hour of dogs doing silly things on skateboards, then you'll probably want to skip off to the next profile now cos we wont have anything in common.

I'm a big believer that the largest erotic organ is the mind, and that's certainly true in my case. This is probably why I enjoy writing for my own pleasure, my fantasies are much more powerful an aphrodisiac for me than the run-of-the-mill porn, which isn't to say that I've not got any porn... Just another contradiction I suppose...

So what am I looking for? Hmm, tricky… Well let me spin that about and say that I'm not looking for. That would be Men, sorry but they don't do anything for me at all. Women, CD's, TV's and other crossdressers of whom I don't know the acronyms, are most welcome though. Why is it tricky to explain what I'm looking for? Well, although I say 'No Men' and I mean 'No Men', I love being a girl, and so the thought of behaving sexually like a girl can be incredibly erotic. In terms of experience I've not had sex yet like a girl, and to be honest it's about time Anna had a damned good fuck.

In a perfect world I suppose my ideal match would be a mid/late 40's strap-on wielding domme woman with a penchant for spanking & discipline... If you are actually out there then.... Me, Me, Me, for fucks sake get in touch... However, back to the real world, I fully realise that my 'ideal' match is in the thousandths of one percent of the population. Luckily I'm much more flexible in my matches and also I'm not just here looking for sex, I'm also interested in expanding my circle of friends, especially within the crossdresser community.

Should this profile elicit a meeting, then being single and working in a flexible job means that I've a house of my own and I can accommodate, pretty much at anytime of the day or night – obviously with some notice & planning. I can also travel about the area within limits.

So, what now? Well after a quick look over what I've written above, I've noticed that my profile seems to have alienated 95+% of the peeps on swingingheaven. But if you are in that magical 5%, and if you like the look of this brief & tiny view of me, or perhaps something in this profile appeals to you, then feel free to get in touch.

Ps. Did I mention I love to dress :)

Anna – SeptXXXX