Quote by naughtynymphos1och i couldnt posibly be nasty its not in my nature
its ok you can be nasty to Happy cat he expects it
BBL just going out to steal some sweeties off kids
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
i've never been nasty to you :shock:
Neither have I you ugly git!!!
:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:Bilko what a shocking abuse of power!!!!
If Colonel Hall hears of this he will take away the use of your privates!!!!
And anyway i told my gran what you said about me and she says im not fat im just well made LOL
And i promise to try not to be nasty to anyone, especially my newest bestest friends happy cats and devon!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge you dont go to the dentist very much do you?:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: More often than you go to Weight-watchers it would seem!!
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Quote by burnie
It doesn't seem right to include it in a swinging situation, unless the lady involved wants some kind of scene and has asked to be your whore-bitch-slut-muffin.
I wish i hadnt read this thread im now wondering if my dad ever called my mum that during the throes of passion!!!
anyone recommend a good counsellor? i was a wee innocent soul before i met you lot LOL
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Youve honestly nothing to be scared of, trust me if i can have a tooth out without any fuss then your gonna breeze past it
Yeh!! Right! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't believe him - it's going to hurt!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Sarge you dont go to the dentist very much do you?
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: The dentist is your friend!!!!!
I am totally immune to the effects of the anaesthetic injection, and i dont ming going to the dentist for the simple reason that for a few mins discomfort im left without pain.
Youve honestly nothing to be scared of, trust me if i can have a tooth out without any fuss then your gonna breeze past it
I am totally immune to the effects of the anaesthetic injection, and i dont ming going to the dentist for the simple reason that for a few mins discomfort im left without pain.
Youve honestly nothing to be scared of, trust me if i can have a tooth out without any fuss then your gonna breeze past it
Quote by sccouple
Yes we know that we have only been on this site for a short while, and must wait until we are vetted and trusted by everyone before we are allowed to meet. but when we here of single males (that means me!!! im famous!!!!!) being trusted in far less time than a harmless "family" couple like us, you cant blame us for feeling a bit let down and disapointed?
Hmmmmm you know hes right my only intention is to bludgeon you all to jelly with a chrome hatstand, which i then intend to sell to a modern art galley as a piece of rather outstandingly good conceptual art.
I cant believe my motives are so transparent!!!!!!!!!
Hey so if im not harmless does that make me wild and excitingly sexy?
YAYYYYYYY
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple[/quote
You joined the site on 16th November and I remember reading quite a lot of your posts, laughing at your comments, agreeing with you etc etc etc, You have joined in, made yourself known, and let your personality show through. In other words you put in the effort and people on here have appreciated it (well, I appreciate your posts)
Hey im in love now!!!!
Come to glasgow where i will lavish large amounts of ironing and housework upon you.
Seriously though sccouple,no ones TELLING you to go, but if you feel its no fun then dont do it, but i think if you were a little more relaxed about the whole thing youd have better results, after all no one likes pushiness and it does come across to me anyway that youre attitude seems to be a teensy bit pushy. Rihgt im going back into dafty mode all this thinking tires me out!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
You only get out of the site what you put in. You have only done 37 posts in the few weeks you have been a member, so you have not exactly done a lot to get yourself known. I know that someone people find it easy to join in and others are a little more shy, but please dont criticise what is an excellent and obviously successful site without at least giving it a fair go.
I have to say i totally agree, i was on the site for a week and was invited to my first munch, unfortunately i wasnt able to attend due to other commitments, but i know that it was a direct result of just joining in and posting away like the more established members of the site. If i said a few words to someone in the pub i wouldnt expect them to feel they knew enough about me for them to invite me into their home or indeed to feel comfy with coming to mine. Just chill out relax and be yourself and most importantly enjoy the site, that way youll make friends and the rest will come in time.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
so what you ladies out there are saying is that you prefer a slow, all day long fuck as opposed to my offer of a quick one :cry:
I knew this site was disgraceful
i'll take anything thats on offer
Well NN ive got a big load of ironing and youre welcome to get hot and steamy with me if you want?
Quote by The Muttleys
Wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo cod v trout.
The trout might win on flavour, but your in serious trouble if i get a good slap in with this big fecker here. The cod that is :shock:
Anyone else for a good pescatorising?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
This is why i run from fights all ive got is a tiddler!!!
Quote by berksbex
Thanks for the warm welcome ladies. I shall certainly do my best to be deserving.
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH my willies fallen off!!!!
and your boobies have dropped down
NO!!!! they are meant to be resting on my knees its very manly, the trimmed and toned male torso is sooooooooooooooo last season dahling
When i was about 4 i had been sitting in the lounge watching the schools progs on BBC2,
when this biology one came on and had a scene of a woman breastfeeding her baby, so being a curious little git i marched into the kitchen and asked "Mum how come i dont get to sook your boobs?"
Erm it didnt go down to well and i suspect if her 2 friends hadnt have been in id not have got to sit down for a month
She does get payback tho, she tells everyone i know on first meeting them
So how did you make your mum blush?
when this biology one came on and had a scene of a woman breastfeeding her baby, so being a curious little git i marched into the kitchen and asked "Mum how come i dont get to sook your boobs?"
Erm it didnt go down to well and i suspect if her 2 friends hadnt have been in id not have got to sit down for a month
She does get payback tho, she tells everyone i know on first meeting them
So how did you make your mum blush?
