Muff of 69
The going gets Muff
You think youre a muff youre only a boy
Muff in the name of love
Fog on the muff
Girlfriend in a muff
The road to muff
Do you really want to muff me
When a man muffs a woman
Right im stopping now or i will be here til 4 am
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Quote by devondelight
Please can the person who has sent me 2 pm's now and withdrawn them either write or stop as I keep getting notifications of a message and when I go to my inbox there is nothing there, so I can only assume someone wants to chat but is afraid ... I don't bite honestly, so if you want a chat thats fine, but please don't drive me mad writing and then withdrawing your mail to me.
DD
No id deffo say you dont bite!!!
But you are bloody deadly with that crossbow of yours!!!!!
Quote by winchwench
My better half will never live this down.....
he was about 17 & out for the night with his straight laced girlfriend, and was about to return her as promised by 11pm to her even more straight laced parents.
Before leaving the pub, he visited the gents- bear in mind this was when ultra tight jeans were trendy.
The poor sod trapped his willy in his flies & ended up covered in blood. A couple of hours later, he emerged fom the large City hospitals A&E unit.
This was a teeming saturday night....and those jeans were not accommodating- poor git had to loeave the hospital with his bandaged willy hanging outside his jeans!!!!
To make matters worse, he then had to go to the parents in that state & explain why their daughter was so late!!! Oh to be a fly on the wall........
I have a very "clean" embarrasing moment, a couple of years ago I took on a local radio challenge to sing a song live on air. Not embarrasing? It was the "shake'N'vac" song!!!!
erm how does that go again?
When your carpet smells fresh........................
Quote by petal
As there is bog all on trhe telly these days AND as we are new here we perused the photo ads and wowed at what gorgous bodies were there, bums and boobs just great, the odd cock was an eyeopener toowe are still looking for our first time so even got down to emailing some of you,then time for bed, hot and horny as hell, couldn't sleep wondering if any one would asnwer our emails, resisted the utge to get up in the wee hours to check it out again, the site you filthy lot,well did check out indianas rising cock aswell, several times.... hey this is good fun telling everone our anttics, more to follow so watch out for us soon. we have not put our phto ad on yet, any suggestions on best wording and pics to use??? help!!!
How about "we wanna meet folk" then for pics erm perhaps put in your pics? thats what id do
Quote by Cheetah
When we reach a state of sexual excitement and have really good orgasms endorphins and other natural chemicals are released within our bodies. These radically improve out health as well as making us feel better. Research indicates that this is more likely to happen when we have short intense realtionships rather than longer monagamous ones. It is suggested that that is why one in three marriages lead to divorce and why so many of us play away in no strings realationships. Think about it - you have an encounter with a new person and you are really turned on and the excitement can become more intense at first rather than if you kept seeing the same person for years. In addition to this the more expereinced we become at sex the more we improve. So on one level younger guys reach a physical peak earlier but guys over 40 who have had many sexual relationships have learnt not only what a woman really needs but are more relaxed in providing a more intense and sustained sexual relationship. The research suggests that whilst love is important good sex does not depend on it and really great sex is more likely to happen if both persons are not in love but can let the chemistry overwhelm them for that most wonderful moment (s). Annecdotal evidence suggests that guys from Lancashire are particularly good no strings partners but women are invited to undertake their own personal research into this matter to verify it.
Now thats what i call a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG "fancy a shag" ad!!!! LOL
Quote by naked-cleaner
Not that this applies to you NC - but I just thought of something I should have added to that last one...
There is a huge difference between people who persevere and people who just keep bugging you and won't bloody take the subtle hint of "f*ck off"
Yeah I know, some people think that a "f*ck off" is an invitation to keep replying
What part of NO do some people not understand ???
I think its usually the word no
Quote by PoloLady
I am not so sure that just because a reply is short - this actually does mean person/people will turn out to be a rather disappointing encounter.
As it has just been pointed out - it is easy for someone to prepare a detailed reply to send and then just cut and paste it to all and sundry.
I tend never to write anything in my replies as i feel it helps me keep a sense of mystery.
Besides with minimalism being all the ragea plain white email is this seasons must have for every swinger!
Unfortunately for some - a plain white (blank) shag list isn't
Shag list? You mean that "fun & games" ISNT ludo?
OOOPS
People who only play board games are indeed bored.
Thats not true!!!! I know many many dice enthusiasts who only use the board games as a means to an end, and you could never in a million years call them boring, extremely strange and in need of a good shake yes, but not boring! I never have the problem of being bored, you need to be able to think to do that!!!
Quote by Nicola&Alan
what happened to the good old days???
when there was none of this fly on the wall crud around... no big brother, no get me outa here and no cruis ship.....
no wonder the world is becoming over populated with ill educated neds.....
theres nothing educational on the TV any more!!!
Wasnt the good old days that variety program on bbc1?
I think it got cancelled because it didnt quite have the entertainment value of 3-2-1
Quote by PoloLady
I am not so sure that just because a reply is short - this actually does mean person/people will turn out to be a rather disappointing encounter.
As it has just been pointed out - it is easy for someone to prepare a detailed reply to send and then just cut and paste it to all and sundry.
I tend never to write anything in my replies as i feel it helps me keep a sense of mystery.
Besides with minimalism being all the ragea plain white email is this seasons must have for every swinger!
Unfortunately for some - a plain white (blank) shag list isn't
Shag list? You mean that "fun & games" ISNT ludo?
OOOPS
Quote by da69ve
Hi, for those of you that dont know me Im called PLUM, although on the chat everbody knows me as Dlep.
Over the last couple of nights a few of us on the "nightshift" have noticed that there are certain people who dont follow the rules or are generally a pain in the bum...
When this is the case there arent any mods or ops around to sort things out....which is understandable as even Mods and ops need to sleep....But it is becoming distracting when there are a few disruptive elements spoiling the fun for everybody else...
There fore I was wondering if it was possible to apply to become a mod or op so that the "nightshift" is covered too. I realise that it is a big responsiblity and that the fact that Ive only been here a while might go against me, but it would be great if the organisers of the site or the senior mods/ops would consider it. There are other members on the "nightshift" who would consider it too...that way chat is monitored (nearly, if not) all the time.
Hopefully Ive gone about this the right way, as I wasnt sure how to go about this....
Hope to hear something to resolve this.
PLUM
aka
Dlep
You shag Martin or Elliott... apparently :shock:
And the rest of the Mods if i'm not mistaken!
WELL!!!!! It didnt do me any good!!!!! I feel so cheap now!!!
Quote by PoloLady
I am not so sure that just because a reply is short - this actually does mean person/people will turn out to be a rather disappointing encounter.
As it has just been pointed out - it is easy for someone to prepare a detailed reply to send and then just cut and paste it to all and sundry.
I tend never to write anything in my replies as i feel it helps me keep a sense of mystery.
Besides with minimalism being all the rage a plain white email is this seasons must have for every swinger!
Quote by sorts
My mum used to say that turkey was too dry, so she used to get a capon.
Wer'e thinking of having one this year, and i had to ask my mum exactly what it was, as i cudnt remember.
By way of a bit of a hijack, and giving information to the thread, does anyone know what a capon is???
sorry if this is a bit late was out most of the day
im not sure you can still buy capons they are chickens that have been injected with hormones to make them bigger & fatter i have a feeling the practice was banned!!!
Erm i always thought a capon was a big fat cock with no balls!!!
Sure you will fit in in no time ... watch out for the SH quicksand, longer you stay, harder it is to leave...
Dip in my man :twisted:I am now annoyed cos i asked sarge if he fancied *** naughtyword *** with a *** naughtyword *** and he said only if I *** naughtyword *** while *** naughtyword *** as well as *** naughtyword *** i agreed offering to *** naughtyword *** *** naughtyword *** and *** naughtyword *** *** naughtyword *** and he said he would *** naughtyword *** but only if he could keep his hat on!!
Tell you what thats the last time i ask him to help me with my xmas shopping!!!
Tell you what thats the last time i ask him to help me with my xmas shopping!!!
ops: :oops: Quote by Happy Cats
Thats the last time I go out of my way to pay a compliment, all i get is ridicule!
Its no wonder I am the way I am, as a baby my mum wouldnt breast feed me, she said she just wanted us to be friends.
:cry:
Well i can honestly sympathise, my mum used to sellotape plastic bags over my head and when quizzed by the social workers she told them she was only trying to keep me from going off!!!
