Quote by Silk and Big G
There are safe places on Merseyside ?!
Not to my knowledge and I have a lot of frineds who live there so I would know :scared:
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Quote by farmersboy
coming to your part of the worid next week do you want me to bring a 12 bore but you will have to tempt it out with a: piece of meat on a string or something as 12 bores used inside a vehicle do tend to make a mess :?:
Can i borrow that 12 bore to deal with that Little Problem we were talking about?
:happy: (Sorry guys personal joke)
Quote by markz
I hace already registered but it don't stop the call from India. Yes india they have massive call center's out there. I keep getting calls trying to sell me if I am going to buy insurance from India
I used to be insured by Norwich Union and when it came to get re-insured I called the number and was connected to India. I was getting nowhere as we could not understand each other so......... I hung up and called again.....
Guess what?...... India again, I spent nearly an hour sorting a quote out and then the line was disconnected. :x
I now ONLY use companies that have a local office I can visit if I need to give them grief. Just imagine the cost of travelling to Bombay to get a cover note
Quote by bluexxx
Cute? With their eight hairy, spindly legs, eight beady little eyes, and fecking mahoosive fangs? :shock:
Well, it is soooooooooooooo wrong to judge by looks alone :lol2: ......... spiders are our friends, they eat all those damn flies that like to play in shit then land straight on our food without even washing first
....... spiders should be embraced - cherished, even :giggle:I was bitten by a tiny spider when trying to remove it from the house. It was less that an hour before my whole arm swole up and this was only a baby. The main problem is the amount of food we import especially bananas. I read last week that someone was bitten by a foreign spider and would not have lasted 24 hours without the antidote.
With this in mind, I will catch small ones in a glass but if it comes to me or them..................... Kill the *******
I am sure a lot of you are aware of this guy but for the newer members, I felt I should post this warning!
I was sitting on a well known car park on the Chase at 11pm, when what looked like a Rangers vehicle stopped in front of me with all of the lights blazing. I havn't used the chase for very long and like an idiot was suckered in. He spoke through a microphone and asked me to get out of the car so I opened the door and stood behind it. I told him to get the ******* lights out of my face and he did. Then he asked me to remove my hand from my pocket and raise my hands above my head while they run a PNC check on the car. That was when bells started ringing and I asked him to get out and show me some ID. He said he was a Stafford Ranger but wouldn't get out. At that point I leaned into my car and grabbed my Maglite torch and turned it on him. He really didn't like that and started reversing but he wasn't quick enough, I got a good look.
The answer is be vigilant and don't get out the car. A real policeman would approach you!
I feel a complete idiot for nearly falling for it and wasn't going to post this but I don't mind being wound up if it stops someone getting hurt! I have since been warned the vehicle has 4 guys inside.
(Big thanks to Wild Rose and Stag, I appreciated the advise)
I was sitting on a well known car park on the Chase at 11pm, when what looked like a Rangers vehicle stopped in front of me with all of the lights blazing. I havn't used the chase for very long and like an idiot was suckered in. He spoke through a microphone and asked me to get out of the car so I opened the door and stood behind it. I told him to get the ******* lights out of my face and he did. Then he asked me to remove my hand from my pocket and raise my hands above my head while they run a PNC check on the car. That was when bells started ringing and I asked him to get out and show me some ID. He said he was a Stafford Ranger but wouldn't get out. At that point I leaned into my car and grabbed my Maglite torch and turned it on him. He really didn't like that and started reversing but he wasn't quick enough, I got a good look.
The answer is be vigilant and don't get out the car. A real policeman would approach you!
I feel a complete idiot for nearly falling for it and wasn't going to post this but I don't mind being wound up if it stops someone getting hurt! I have since been warned the vehicle has 4 guys inside.
(Big thanks to Wild Rose and Stag, I appreciated the advise)
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Was once over the chase and had a guy ride past me into the woods and he was wearing t-shirt and shorts ...what seemed like seconds later he rode back past me without the shorts and he had an extra bit that he didnt have before sticking from his saddle ...:shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by HarryJones
oldcouple
Can you please bottle up some of your luck and send it to meI've had a torrid time of late.
Glad to see things are working out well for you.
Regards
Harry Jones
I agree with Harry, send some our way and please stop rubbing it in
Jusk kidding, I fill the forum if I see a woman within 5 miles of where I go, nevermind actually seeing one there 
Quote by Debbiewebs
How the bloody hell do you shag in a car
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Simple answer, buy/hire purchase a very cheap caravan and park it near your favourite dogging location. Then you can pull it with you or drive back to it. Just think of the wide range of possibilities that are now open to you? You could get through the Kama Sutra in 5 mins (Including a tea break) Now stop moaning and go and buy Caravan Weekly. :violin:
PS. Can I borrow it after you? Scared of killing my leather seats
Quote by niceguysdoexist
I look like Marlon Brando .....
..........or should I say he looks like me ........
................................well he's been dead how many years now ...he should be close to matching my facial characters.
(April 3, 1924 – July 1, 2004) I think the last film he did was The Score with De-Niro
Quote by cardiffnostrings
Hi
Bukkake, is this a gathering of guys, up for a good time, or can someone explain what one is....secondly how is it pronounced......any help would be apprecaited..
Cheers
Richie
BUKKAKE is a 'Zilli' word that roughly translates as 'Water can be found in many places in the forest, don't drink your own urine'. HONEST!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Quote by gazbaker51-51
Hi All
Need a loan of a babe, must be brunett around size of 14 - 16. Age between 18 to 45 Need her to sit on my R1 motor bike, will be going into super bike mag for the November eddition.
Do not have to strip just look sexy.
Gaz
FFS Gaz, I don't mean to have a go mate but if you own two clubs surely you can hire a professional model as Serendipity said. How does your wife feel about this?
As FB said, this is not exactly a Dogging post! Quote by gazbaker51-51
Why do I always get it wrong.
Would really love to meat people couples, have a huge sex drive but also a huge will to make freinds. Plus love a bit of dogging.
It's a great measage board but I feel a tad lonely, don't want to be a sad man putting up a measge meet me........
Give me a chance people - Gaz
Was you on the pop when you wrote this?
