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2 Oct 2005

Quote by conron
PS, a question to other male doggers, is it ok/right to engage in conversation when we are waiting? as i said it sems very daunting and tense in that situation, specially when cars are just driving round and round ?, any advice please?,
Thanks

Hi Conron,
It can be a little daunting at times but you do get used to it. There are no real rules about talking. I tend to find that if you visit a place quite regularly, then you get to see the same cars around. I usually get out and have a cigarette when there are a few cars around and on many occasions people have approached me for a chat. It's a hell of a lot better that sitting talking to yourself all night lol

lol

I have made a few contacts like this but some people do not want to be approached so I find it's better to give them the opportunity to approach you.
:!: WARNING! Please be cautious, there are a lot of idiots out there who are NOT dogging and may try to mug you. Remember, you are usually on a car park in the middle of nowhere so make sure you can get into your car quick if you have to.
bolt

bolt

The main thing is to be safe and just use common sense! Don't worry about feeling a little tense, we all do at times, that's part of the fun :happy:
PM if you need any advise!
Bren

1 Oct 2005

:welcome: Try this http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/30801.html
Hope it helps!

25 Sep 2005

That sounds great guys unfortunately it is a bit too far for me, have a great time and as SD said, I will be taking a look at your site after the event lol

lol

25 Sep 2005

Quote by postie
Anyhow, I guess my main reason for posting this is to ask this: Do you sit there half waiting for something to happen and half wondering if everyone else is sitting there as fellow doggers,

Yes, every time! And there's a teensy bit of you that wonders if the people in the car park a mile away are having more luck and makes you think about going there, but something might happen where you are........what to do, what to do

I do that evertime I go, part of me says wait it out then I start thinkiing....... Maybe the best orgy ever to happen is on the next car park, it drives me mad mad

mad

Quote by postie
how do you know?

You don't until they get out of the car and light up a ciggie.....no-one gets out of the car to smoke unless they're dogging

This is true, I get out the car and light a cigarette if I feel uncomfortable with anyone on the carpark. Usually a fellow dogger will also get out and come and talk to you (Better than talking to yourself all night) :lol:

Quote by postie
.. and do you get scared? Cos i was....

Only if a dodgy looking car pulls in or you think you're being watched....then you want to put down the window and shout "Oi, stop staring at me you filthy dogger", then you realise you can't because you're one too! :lol:

I was worried the first time I went but now if I don't feel comfortable.... I just move on!
bolt

bolt

25 Sep 2005

Quote by JCS
Hello,
I know of two excellent sites - will PM you,

PM me as well John, cheers mate :happy:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Isn't that Steven Speilberg?

Nahh George Lucas's younger brother wink

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21 Sep 2005

What was the last CD you bought Serendipity? I bought DMX and Bob Marley at the same time.

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Hmmm......can you explain the Property of Bren sticker on the cover then? :twisted:
Honestly, you and Harry should be locked up!!

ERRMMMMMM. That must have been my mom, yeah that's right. You know when you were a kid and your parents would sew your name on your clothes, WELL!
My mom must have popped around and stuck it on my Cds so I didn't lose them, yeah that it biggrin

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Hi Harry, I can help you out with Chris De Burgh......... erm, I mean...... Oh shit, ok ok I have a copy of it

Can I borrow it please, I might be able to seduce some of the fine ladies on here with it, that classic slow smoochy romantic mood it creates. Erm did he actually sing anything else?
You can have it harry lol

lol

as long as you tell me if it works!
Bren

21 Sep 2005

It's not mine SD, my ex must have left it here redface

redface

(That hole is getting deeper and deeper)

21 Sep 2005

Quote by HarryJones
p.s I am disgusted you forgot dire straits of the old fogies list... i thought it was the law that they have to own a copy of "brother in arms"

Sean, you forgot ABBA redface

redface

Hey are you all listing my music collection on here!! I have brothers in Arms, the set of all the ABBA albums as well as Gold and Gold II, I have two Genesis albums but am pleased to announce I dont have any Chris De burgh albums or Celine or Mike and the...
However I will be driving around the suffolk area Saturday afternoon and not getting anything lol

lol

Regards
Harry Jones
Hi Harry, I can help you out with Chris De Burgh......... erm, I mean...... Oh shit, ok ok I have a copy of it surprised

surprised

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21 Sep 2005

Quote by ls
and so u shud..............................lol

:giveup: Sorry Staffman, was tired and joking redface

redface

Quote by Mal
hi people
iv met him and can vouch for him
he is a nice guy and he is worth meeting
very sexy
Lou x

Smells fishy to me, sounds like an IP check would show two accounts setup from the same computer............ or not
:twisted:
Ip checked and not a problem. Believe it or not, godfather, people from this site actually do meet up now and again - that's the idea!!
Mal
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I am aware of that Mal, it was a joke and I have apologised, I have spanked myself and been to confession :doh:

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
In that case, I will spank myself raw

Erm, need a hand lol

lol

Back off Alan, I have done wrong and I deserve the spanking :D

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now please pick on someone else :upset:

21 Sep 2005

Quote by doorman neil
BEWARE THERE ARE A COUPLE OF LADS DRIVING AROUND IN A DISCOVERY WITH SPOTLIGHTS ON THE TOP,SHOUTING OVER A MICROPHONE TO GET OUT OF YOUR YOU DRIVE OFF THEY FOLLOW YOU AND PUT ON A SIREN AND TRY TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR THEM DAILY TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE DOORMAN MEDICINE!!!!!!

REMOVED BY GODFATHER, apologies guys, that was meant as a PM to doorman redface

redface

21 Sep 2005

Quote by andyuk99
But looking at your post, you were back home by
Thanks for the id update... was it the Times or Sport you were reading.
Must take my tablets

rotflmao

Might have been VIZ

20 Sep 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
p.s I am disgusted you forgot dire straits of the old fogies list... i thought it was the law that they have to own a copy of "brother in arms"

Sean, you forgot ABBA redface

redface

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Nope it really is as sad as it appears :-)

Thanks for clearing that up guys, I thought I was losing it wave

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20 Sep 2005

Don't get me started on Meryside again banghead

banghead

20 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
:laughabove: :laughabove:
Is he still in here talking to himself !!????
"The criminal biz" hahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

Is it me Silk & Big G or is this as funny as it seems? I think I must have mist something?

rotflmao

dunno

:rotflmao: (hey, stop rolling into me)

20 Sep 2005

Quote by andyuk99
HQ here to pc in panda car , hello HQ, what ya want, HQ to Panda car goto J10 M40 see if a geezer is lurking, Panda car to HQ wilko roger and out.
Just a point
just notice , so you can read this when you get home

What have I told you about not taking your tablets at the right times?
rolleyes

rolleyes

20 Sep 2005

Quote by doorman neil
BEWARE THERE ARE A COUPLE OF LADS DRIVING AROUND IN A DISCOVERY WITH SPOTLIGHTS ON THE TOP,SHOUTING OVER A MICROPHONE TO GET OUT OF YOUR YOU DRIVE OFF THEY FOLLOW YOU AND PUT ON A SIREN AND TRY TO RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD.
WE ARE LOOKING FOR THEM DAILY TO GIVE THEM A LITTLE DOORMAN MEDICINE!!!!!!

Hi mate, I have had an encounter with these wankers and heard a lot of other stories about the things they have done to people.. If you ever want to go looking for them count me in. Friday night is the last time I saw them. I would love to get my hands on them.

20 Sep 2005

Same as Sharon said wink

wink

20 Sep 2005

In that case, I will spank myself raw rotflmao

rotflmao

20 Sep 2005

Quote by ls
hi people
iv met him and can vouch for him
he is a nice guy and he is worth meeting
very sexy
Lou x

Smells fishy to me, sounds like an IP check would show two accounts setup from the same computer............ or not
:twisted:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by fcuser
Guess if you ask a stupid question....you get stupid answers!!!
I have left my car unlocked on many an occasion to follow my dogging instincts,,,,rush of blood I agree! only to return to find,,,,,,,,,,window open phone still om the seat!
plenty of safe places to dog, omly the local doggers to worry about, they give you grief if you park to close!
why do pigeons fly upside down over the midlands?? because there is nothing worth shitting on! :lol: :lol:

Scouser walks into the D.S.S. and says :-
"I've just been offered a Blow Job, If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?"
(Wonder how long before this gets locked.....) :happy:

20 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
hey thats my line

We can share it if you like. I use it Mon, Tue, Fri, Sat, and you can have it Wed, Thu, Sun???

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
There are safe places on Merseyside ?!

Not to my knowledge and I have a lot of frineds who live there so I would know :scared:
Would not like to meet your ?? friends ?? then wink

wink

Fred
They are no threat Fred, most of them are in HMP Liverpool rotflmao

rotflmao

They are a threat , theyre just deferred Fred :-)
Stop picking on Scousers, they havn't hurt you! It's not their fault they talk funny.... EH EH EH Calm Down.....
:taz:

19 Sep 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
There are safe places on Merseyside ?!

Not to my knowledge and I have a lot of frineds who live there so I would know :scared:
Would not like to meet your ?? friends ?? then wink

wink

Fred
They are no threat Fred, most of them are in HMP Liverpool rotflmao

rotflmao

18 Sep 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
The only problem is my age im age 20 and still a virgin !!!
is this normal
Jamie

maybe it is just me but why on earth would you want to lose your virignity on a swinging site?????
maybe it is just special for me!!! confused

confused

:? :? :?
find a nice lady that you really like and make it special........
Absolutely, its nothing to be ashamed of mate. I lost my virginity at 13 but I lost it to a girl I had known all through school, she was also a virgin and on top of that, we stayed together for about 3 years. It was special for both of us so don't go rushing into it just because you are worried about your age. The more you worry about it, the more you build it up in your own head as being a problem.
I was speaking to a girl last week and she was telling me what a turn on the idea of sleeping with a virgin was. Good Luck mate. biggrin

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18 Sep 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Its a Skoda Fellatio with a Porsche 911 r 101 exhaust fitted (quickfitup )

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Sep 2005

Hi, I havn't PM you but good luck!
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