Hi, how are you all doing!?
My name’s Tom, from London. 6’2†tall, brown hair, brown/green eyes, strong/broad build.
I am looking for a Masturbation partner.. but with a difference. I have seen Ads up from people looking for partners, but its usually guys looking for other guys to masturbate with.. I am looking for a women who enjoy masturbating, being watched while masturbating; enjoys watching a guy masturbate, while watching porn on the TV or while talking, face to face.
Outdoors is nice too, although its harder to carry the TV and DVD/Video around with you.. lol
I’m basically searching for a inhibited, very open minded girl who loves company and fun while.. Double Clicking her mouse!! ;) lol
So, go on.. get in touch!
Look forward to hearing from you..
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GoodTimeTom69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
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Hi there.
Single guy, 28 years old, looking for a possible meet on Friday as.. wait for it.. I've got the day off!!
So, was wondering if any women/girls.. Yes, as in female women/girls, lol.. fancied meeting up for a relaxed meet. Maybe go for a drink, park, relax and then, if it clicks, go somewhere a little more.. comfortable!
lol (Perhaps a little too much, but, you know us guys.. its all about the visual! lol)
Anyway.. If anyone fancies it, give me a shout!
Thanks for taking the time to read my post!
Single guy, 28 years old, looking for a possible meet on Friday as.. wait for it.. I've got the day off!!
So, was wondering if any women/girls.. Yes, as in female women/girls, lol.. fancied meeting up for a relaxed meet. Maybe go for a drink, park, relax and then, if it clicks, go somewhere a little more.. comfortable!
lol (Perhaps a little too much, but, you know us guys.. its all about the visual! lol)Anyway.. If anyone fancies it, give me a shout!
Thanks for taking the time to read my post!
Yeah, its not too bad to drive around London.. until you reach the City that is!! What the f*ck is all that about!! Were those roads meant for human beings!?! How does anyone find their way around there...
If the road To Amarillo went through that area, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about so many people trying to find it and not having any luck!! lol
If the road To Amarillo went through that area, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about so many people trying to find it and not having any luck!! lol
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well thought out my friend
Well, its not nice to want to get somewhere and not know how to find it...
Look at Peter Kay. He spent 7/8 weeks looking for it, lol, and its obvious that after 34 years Tony Christie still hasnt been able to, so...
Only doing my bit for society!! lol
Directions:
at Birmingham Airport.
flight from Birmingham to London Heathrow Airport.
flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.
left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.
left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.
the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.
continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.
10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate - 44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.
left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles.
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.
to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.
left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.
"Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 5miles.
the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles.
right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"!
Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING ABOUT IT NOW . . .!!!
('Editors' Note: I, myself, have no problem with this song!! Just a joke, Folks!! lol)
at Birmingham Airport.
flight from Birmingham to London Heathrow Airport.
flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth" - follow for 0.2 miles.
left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles.
left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles.
the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles.
continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles.
10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate - 44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles.
left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles.
12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles.
to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles.
left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles.
"Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 5miles.
the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles.
right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for
at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"!
Now that's the way to f*cking Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING ABOUT IT NOW . . .!!!
('Editors' Note: I, myself, have no problem with this song!! Just a joke, Folks!! lol)
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Good Afternoon now babe !
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Good afternoon (yep, you are right.. Or was I right, you were just late!! lol) Blonde.. How you doing, Gorgeous!?
Hope you had a real lovely weekend!! Get UP to anything nice?!!?
lolHave a good afternoon (unless you see this in the evening which then.. you would have been late again!! Tut, tut!! lol)..
Kiss x
Hi there..
Yeah, well, I do know what its like.. Used to go out with this girl who had a 5 year old... As much as I truly love kids, lets just say that I was not appreciative at coming out of that relationship pratically knowing the whole lyrics to The Morphin Power Rangers theme tune!! lol
But, Im glad you had a nice weekend!
May I PM you, Bailiffs!?
PS- Any news on the job!?
Yeah, well, I do know what its like.. Used to go out with this girl who had a 5 year old... As much as I truly love kids, lets just say that I was not appreciative at coming out of that relationship pratically knowing the whole lyrics to The Morphin Power Rangers theme tune!! lol
But, Im glad you had a nice weekend!
May I PM you, Bailiffs!?
PS- Any news on the job!?
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Hi guys, can you count another single guy in on the list.
Have a partner but she is a bit nervous with dogging. But who knows.........
No pressures here, guys! If your missus is still nervous, she has to come out of her shell by herself to really enjoy herself, otherwise it'll be no fun, at least for her and that wouldnt be fair!
Im sure SurreyGuy666 will add you to the list and let you know when anything's happening!
And.. :welcome: to SH! Have fun!!
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Could it be the comedian Lee Evans I look like, perhaps?
No, its not Lee Evans.. I still havent found it out, but I am on the case!!
About your stardom in Turkey, sounds like a good laugh what you got up to!! lol
Maybe you should give up whatever you do that gets you up at 3am, and work as a Mitchell lookalike!! lol And...
Your missus wouldnt have reason to complain as then you would have to not shave for the part!! lol
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Funny you should say Grant from Eastenders I used to play at the same Rugby Club as Ross Kemp... Really nice but shy guy... Never actually played on the same squad as he's a far better player than me.
Most people say I look like Phil, as I get up at 3am I cant be bothered to shave most of the time... Shavings a weekly thing for me...Much to my wifes displeasure.
Funny story about me pretending to be a Mitchel brother in Turkey once
True that u do kind of look like The Mitchell Brothers, lol, first time I saw your Avatar on here I automaticaly thought we had a star on SH (Im sure you are a star to those who know you, but you know what I mean.. lol)! lol But theres someone else you remind me off.. I think anyway, that you really look like him... but guess what!? Cant remember his name.. Useless!! lol
He's a comedian, does alot of the circuit Tours and clubs... he's been on the Paramount Comedy channel alot on Sky, things like Comedy Club, etc.. Maybe someone can look at your pic and recognise who Im talking about..! Oh, what is his name!?!
I shall find out.. Its a mission!
But funny you should say that Ross Kemp is shy.. He seemed what he seemed on Eastenders, but whenever you saw him on other programs where he wasnt playing a character, he seems really shy and modest. Thats a sign of a real Star.
PS- Want to share the Mitchell story with us in Turkey!? lol
Hi ya Bailiffs..
Just wanted to wish you lots and lots of luck for the interview.. Let us know how it went, wont you!?
I think everyone should do their bit to enhance your good Karma for this job, as, if it means a shopping spree at Ann Summers, it not only benefits you, but any lucky people who might have the very good fortune (judging from your pic.. you are one babe!! lol) of meeting up with you!! lol
So, c'mon everyone... Three cheers for the shopping spree.. I mean, the interview!!!!
Just wanted to wish you lots and lots of luck for the interview.. Let us know how it went, wont you!?
I think everyone should do their bit to enhance your good Karma for this job, as, if it means a shopping spree at Ann Summers, it not only benefits you, but any lucky people who might have the very good fortune (judging from your pic.. you are one
babe!! lol) of meeting up with you!! lol So, c'mon everyone... Three cheers for the shopping spree.. I mean, the interview!!!!
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Never seen Battle Royale... When was it released!?
You could always look it up on the net???
Saved you the bother ....
Made in 2001, released on DVD in 2002. Battle Royale(18) is "likened to Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orangeby many critics, this explosive film shocked a nation with its violent portrayal of a society in ruins."
Don't say I don't do nuffink for ya.
Marya, I do know how to use the internet, but I was just keeping the converstaion flowing, interacting with other members..
Silly me, what was I thinking!!
lolAnyway.. thanks for doing that for me.
Ok.. seeing as my other post (the 'Get Out Game'..) proved such a popular post, lol, (had many death threats for putting up that link.. lol) I thought I would try my luck at another!
This time, going back to movies...
James Bond.. which actor played him best!?
Me personally, Sean Connery.. by far! And the fact that he is such a nice guy, a true Gentleman, in real life, also counted towards my decision.. But, purely by acting standards alone, still Sean Connery by far (and not just in James Bond.. great actor all round.).
Moore was ok, although slightly too... camp (not much, but there were hints..) for James Bond, I thought!
Anyway.. you know what to do people!
Make your choices.................................. NOW! lol
This time, going back to movies...
James Bond.. which actor played him best!?
Me personally, Sean Connery.. by far! And the fact that he is such a nice guy, a true Gentleman, in real life, also counted towards my decision.. But, purely by acting standards alone, still Sean Connery by far (and not just in James Bond.. great actor all round.).
Moore was ok, although slightly too... camp (not much, but there were hints..) for James Bond, I thought!
Anyway.. you know what to do people!
Make your choices.................................. NOW! lol
I would tell who ever wants to know how to complete this game... but Im eveil, so I wont!!! lol
No, if anyone wants to know how to complete it or where to find some of the items... ask someone else.. Im still evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol
Think, try, when you are at the pulling hair stage and you think you cant take anymore, ask and it shall all be revealed!
Ockysweeties.. Shall we give MENSA a call!?!? lol
No, if anyone wants to know how to complete it or where to find some of the items... ask someone else.. Im still evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol
Think, try, when you are at the pulling hair stage and you think you cant take anymore, ask and it shall all be revealed!
Ockysweeties.. Shall we give MENSA a call!?!? lol
I got an e-mail from a friend of mine earlier today.. Bastard!!! Its ruined my life...
Here is the e-mail as he sent me.. if you decide to take up the challenge (unless you are one of the 4000 geniuses in this world..) you'll understand why its so frustrating!!!
If anyone.. I mean ANYONE figures this out... please put me out of my misery!! PM me.
"WARNING! This is addictive....
There are less than 4000 people in the world who can escape this house.
So have a try .
There are 13 items hidden in this room in order to let you get out of this room.
If you found:
0-6 items, your IQ is very low, total idiot
6-8 items, Low IQ, u r an idiot
9-10 items, u r normal
11-12 items, your IQ is high, above the average.
13 items found and get out of the room, there are less than 4000 people in the world that can do it.
A vital hint is the year 1994, remember this...
Here is the e-mail as he sent me.. if you decide to take up the challenge (unless you are one of the 4000 geniuses in this world..) you'll understand why its so frustrating!!!
If anyone.. I mean ANYONE figures this out... please put me out of my misery!! PM me.
"WARNING! This is addictive....
There are less than 4000 people in the world who can escape this house.
So have a try .
There are 13 items hidden in this room in order to let you get out of this room.
If you found:
0-6 items, your IQ is very low, total idiot
6-8 items, Low IQ, u r an idiot
9-10 items, u r normal
11-12 items, your IQ is high, above the average.
13 items found and get out of the room, there are less than 4000 people in the world that can do it.
A vital hint is the year 1994, remember this...
Good morning everyone!!
I see that the discussion is still going strong!! lol
Cant believe how many people havent heard of House Of Flying Daggers.. not seeing it I understand as I also havent seen alot of films, Im sure, but not to even have heard of it!? C'mon people.. lol
Seriously, if anyone who hasnt seen it has the chance to, its worth the rental fee. For those who get annoyed by all the elaborate jumps and special effects.. in this instance, as with other such beautifully made films, it serves to portray an ancient believe in the mystical.. so go along with it, ride it out, try to understand the meaning behind all this and you should come out having a nice viewing experience!!
Damm.. maybe I should apply for the next role as the presenter of Films 2005.. lol
And for some of those who have been saying that original films are better than re-makes.. agreed (95% of the time..).
Anyway.. carry on! lol
I see that the discussion is still going strong!! lol
Cant believe how many people havent heard of House Of Flying Daggers.. not seeing it I understand as I also havent seen alot of films, Im sure, but not to even have heard of it!? C'mon people.. lol
Seriously, if anyone who hasnt seen it has the chance to, its worth the rental fee. For those who get annoyed by all the elaborate jumps and special effects.. in this instance, as with other such beautifully made films, it serves to portray an ancient believe in the mystical.. so go along with it, ride it out, try to understand the meaning behind all this and you should come out having a nice viewing experience!!
Damm.. maybe I should apply for the next role as the presenter of Films 2005.. lol
And for some of those who have been saying that original films are better than re-makes.. agreed (95% of the time..).
Anyway.. carry on! lol
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I deffinately prefer the rounder boy! especially with fluffy tummies!
i like them tall too, so tall, fluffy n round any takers? lol
love peppsxxxxxxxx :wave2: :
Pepps... 6'2", fluffy and rounder!!
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Blonde.. you can if you want to!! I dont think Im that world renowned that the ASA would know me!! lol
But.. SOMEONE complain as that advert is driving me up the wall (and thats not the place I want to be up!!!)!
I thank you! lol
lol......... R u blonde too ????
I mean I didnt tell them that I found them on a Swingers site !!!
dohhhh !!!
Hi Blonde, this is Homer here!! lol
