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Goosesbitch
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
Straight Male, 54
UK
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this made me smile
it could only happen to u ........ blonde brain
but what did make me laugh was the fact that you just walked in my house before saying hello ...
u not only told me about the man with and ur toy but my mom was sittin in the chair OMG lol
my moms face was a picture shock lol
it could only happen to u ........ blonde brain
but what did make me laugh was the fact that you just walked in my house before saying hello ...
u not only told me about the man with and ur toy but my mom was sittin in the chair OMG lol
my moms face was a picture shock lol
Quote by Scream69
well 2 things realy ......
1.i got a new laptop today , a replacement one, opend it up , thought nothing of it , switch it on , it would not work , look in box , could not see power supply, so got in touch with pc world saying , i got a lapptop with out a power thingy... they said bring it back in and we give u 1 , ... then my mate looked again in the box .. DOH silly me , it was in a white box in the corner of the lapptop box!!! i could not see it lol !!! ... i just laughed...
:D :D :D
2... :D omg !!! had a bloke come to my house today to look at the walls and loft etc etc .... nice looking bloke i must say 6ft , big feet lol ... nice smile ... :D :D :D :Danyway lol ..... in my bathroom , silly me left my sexy pink vibe on the side by the bath lol :D :D :D :D ... you cant really miss it .... so as he was looking round the house , i shut the bathroom door , then he went down stairs to do stuff on the lappop ... then he said can i use your loo , yer of course i said , thinking nothing of it ...... 30 secs later it dawned on my ... the pink toy lol ........doh silly me!!! thats made me smile today lol .... oh boy thing he going to say to his work mates .... he can cum back anytime lol hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
????? WHAT DO U MEAN ????
I WOULD HAVE TO BE CAT WOMAN ........ SO I COULD RIP SOMEONES EYES OUT HAHAHAHA HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT BE
Oh, now that is not a very nice thing to say, lets just hope you dont have anyone in mind
I mean what I said, its not a nice thing to say.
However there is a wink at the end of my line showing that I was saying this in a light hearted manner, not being agressive, not abussive and not being argumentative. It was a light hearted reply to your comment about thinking it was fun to rip someones eyes out. :shock:
:wink: :wink: :wink:
babe if i could give you ur mom and dad for xmas i would xxxxxxx
but they have never left u they both r all round us
ur mom is going mad cause u have done the decoratin
and she is sittin in her chair knitting away with the ash about to fall of her fag
and ur dad is shoutin at max lol
oh and he was fishing last night in his sleep
bless them both xxxxxxx
selfish no babe
but they have never left u they both r all round us
ur mom is going mad cause u have done the decoratin
and she is sittin in her chair knitting away with the ash about to fall of her fag
and ur dad is shoutin at max lol
oh and he was fishing last night in his sleep
bless them both xxxxxxx
selfish no babe
Quote by Goose35
Bring my mom and dad back. :cry:
Selfish yes
