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Greyman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60

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Apologies to JudyTV.
I've been a bit of a twat.
Please my apologies.
OOOOh Matron.
The names EagerSlut and JudyTV spring to mind ...... for some reasson. redface
Stop messing about. smile
:welcome: Earthchild.
It is a warm & friendly place, has your PM box exploded yet?
It's nice to see such a thick, well groomed shiny pelt. Are those all your own teeth?
bolt
Quote by burnie
What exactly would the homeowner sell to them?
You've lost me?

Drugs.
Quote by methuk
I could be the victim for you!!!

Has she got enough chairs though.
The last time I checked she had 4 bi blokes tied up in chairs around the bed, plus her BF that makes 5. Them dining sets, that persons of the female persuasion like so much, usually come with six chairs so you might be in with a chance mate.
lol
Heh, heh, heh.
They also cause MIST at DAWN methinks.
Am I right about the wet bit or should I have stuck with moist.
A good word that. MOIST.
Dude,
Watching threesome porn does not translate to wanting to have a threesome any more thaan watching a James Bond film translates to wanting a liscence to kill.
There's no personal involvement between her an the performers in a porn film so of course she can watch them with emotional detachment.
However, you are her lover and she has an emotional attachment to YOU.
Can you blame her for feeling threatened by the idea of bringing someone else into the relationship.
She doesn't feel SAFE.
This is why she is unable to open up to you as she's afraid that you may use anything she says to put her into a compromising position. This may have happended to her in the past.
Let it go for now.
As she feels more SECURE in the relationship she will open up to you but not if you keep bringing up a subject that she's not, for now, comfortable with.
Just my opinion. Maybe a woman can tell me if I'm speaking total bollox or not.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Pololady, just tie him to the bed, bring your girlfriend him and tell him if doesnt join in, you will do it without him, if that doesnt work then maybe you should just dump him :grin:

Yep, that should do it. Better still, tie him to chair and 'force' him to watch. smile
ps. pull the other one, it has bells attached. :twisted:
Hmmm let's see .
They're soft and lumpy and wonderful to dive into.
They have a tendency to go in and out throughout the day.
They're affected by the gravitational pull of the moon
and they make a lovely swishy sound when they hit the shoreline.
Oh.. and they're wet.
I was talking to someone at work about a program called 'Real Wife Swaps' on the telly and she told me that the people on it had their own web site.
I went hunting for it on google and joined up.
I cant't say was overly impressed with it and this site was mentioned so I headed over here to have a look and Bingo, struck gold.
I've been reading the forum for a few weeks now and partially joined about two weeks ago but didn't complete registration until Crash Tuesday.
I have to say that whatever I thought about swingers before has evolved somewhat.
I have found that you all come in different shapes & sizes and are prone to all the aches and pains, happiness and joys as everyone else.
i like it here, not as a swinger but as a person with a GSOH.
I know it's a bit much to say this as a newbie myself but I am a bit saddenned by the HUGE influx of some types. I know what it's like when your local gets discovered by the mob who descend upon it without regard to the established culture.
Hopefully this place will settle down back to what it was a month ago, because I'm missing the lively banter and even the fights and snipes which occur any group .
Regards
Greyman
ps. please hide this post from the scary polo-lady
Just had a thought.
If you give your lady a powerful magnet, it should provide her with hours of fun. biggrin
Quote by twduo
I have had a couple of piercings - Prince Albert and I think it was called an Ampelang (or something similar). The only downfalls I found was with the Prince Albert as you dribbled all the time when you went the toilet, so invariably you had to sit down to go rather than stand. No problems with the Ampelang, it was a joint decision with the better half to remove it, she hated getting shocks everytime she gave me a BJ, the ends were always catching on her fillings

I find that I dribble and have to sit down the odd occation that I've overindulged on the Sambuka shots
OUCH!
Why would you want to do that.
Can you go back to normal if you don't like it?
Or would you end up with a couple of Gnarly bits
Quote by PLUM
Well everyone knows WWF stands for the World Wildlife Fund obviously Lissa likes her man to be a bit of an animal rotflmao
DD

OH GOD!!
You had to do it..............you had to put that link on. I've just spent an hour perving over the Big Red Machine..............WITH mask. redface
WWF is now known as WWE because the World Wildife Fund put an injunction in to claim sole right over the moniker....I must admit that Lita and Stacey Kiebler do it for me.....mmmmmm!
But to answer the question properly......
Sophie Aldred (Ace in Doctor Who) and Bananrama!!!!!!! lol bolt
Re: WWE: - Jazz or Molly Holly for me. Is Jazz still there. I lost sky when on-digital went bust. So to speak.
Delia Smith and Lorraine Kelly. biggrin
Opps sorry forgot what the thread was about. Not embarrassed at all. Ignore me.
This is gonna make you sick so get the bucket out.
Visually, I love large boobs and would probably aproach some one with large boobs over someone with small boobs.
So saying my last GF had small boobs
In the end though it is the person attached to them what counts the most.
Now spew you guts out.
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
Actually, I think Tick-off is a de-lousing spray, but I may be wrong, I often am.

awwww mate thats so true ..............but check this theres a biscuit for cheese in South Africa called " Salty Cracks " !!!!
LOL :evil2:
Should go well with this
Actually, I think Tick-off is a de-lousing spray, but I may be wrong, I often am.
Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
I cant pic up mail sent to me on this site now any clues????

i really want to say something sarci here ....must resist ...must resist ...................YES !!!
rotflmao
If you can locate a x-mas CAROL to do the eating you might have something to show in the chatroom. biggrin
Eat Mary :shock:
It this the Sam Raimi version of the nativity? bolt
Quote by MandH
Thanks for the welcome.
I am not of the wanna shag bregade.
Going from posts I have seen I am probably more at the Harry Jones end of the specturm.
However, please do not ask me do demonstrate anything along the lines of the 'speedwhack' as some of my parts may be datachable and I wouldn't want to find out the hard way.
I am a bit disapointed what I threw out a line like 'Observing the lay of the land' and didn't get a nibble.

Well :welcome: greyman.............. errmmm you even sound like our 'arry you sure your not related??? smile
Well I did have a bicycle once that I used when I worked nights. When I moved to days I had to park it on the balcony and the next time I looked it was covered in pigeons and pigeon poo.
Apart from that I can't think of any other connection. I also don't make a habit of dangling of the sides of automobiles. Splayed across the bonnet perhaps but not the side.
I tried MSN once and it did something to my Pc which was causing me some concern so I removed it as I wasn't getting any use out of it, much prefer to pick up the phone as I like to hear peoples voices. I'll probably put it on again at a later date.
I saw that flash animation in a post a few weeks amusing it was too.
I'm not a big fan of seemingly change for change sake myself. However, I have to admit that more often than not I've found the changes to be improvements.
I guess it's fear of the unknown.
Once the unknown becomes a known then it isn't so annoying.. or unknown.
Donald Rumsfeld, eat your heart out.
Once again, thanks for the welcome.
Thanks for the welcome.
I am not of the wanna shag bregade.
Going from posts I have seen I am probably more at the Harry Jones end of the specturm.
However, please do not ask me do demonstrate anything along the lines of the 'speedwhack' as some of my parts may be datachable and I wouldn't want to find out the hard way.
I am a bit disapointed what I threw out a line like 'Observing the lay of the land' and didn't get a nibble.
Ok. I'll admit that I've been lurking for a while.
Observing the lay of the land.
As the site has changed I've decided to come out of the shadows.
So hello everyone.