It's fantastic to hear your perspective and that you love the sensations and experience. Love Eddie's 'concern', that's hilarious, I'd say it would make him a legend of your street. I love the sensations when I feel a pool of my FWB's juices around my groin. I can highly recommend splash blankets. I was unsure just how much it could cope with but they really are up to the job. It also feels very luxurious and soft. Good luck Eddie playing the role of Batfink (great reference).