I'm a horny 32 year old, busy life, so a regular something available to meet the needs would be nice, i'm a plus size, not huge, but no size 10 either. Dont know what i want, but know what i like.

I also live in the back arse of beyond, cant be arsed doing too much travelling, so local would be good.

Oh and as for the mood up dates... where is the 'i'm pi$$ed off with the footie result' one? Needs addressing..