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As the previous topic is now locked. I feel slightly disgruntled by the remarks posted by Jags about, I can only presume, my previous Avatar. On joining this site, I was not aware of any such rule, and obliged immediately when advised that the image might be deemed offensive. But I haven't dissappeared - just reinvented myself in a different guise. If anyone wants to see the idiot with the dick pic, I thought it was very lovely and I would be happy to share it on request.
Hephaesteus
Hephaesteus
Hmmmm much to dwell on and all a bit confusing. Some women find me foul - others, kinda cute. depending on my Avatar. Is there a middle-road methinks, one that is cheeky, audacious and witty yet still sophisticated and gentile ... Perhaps a poll would be a good exercise. But six identities....Tis hard enough to have one. I will dwell on this some more, perhaps even sleep on it.
Having followed this thread with slight astonishment, I feel I have to interject with some suitable remark. Demi - If you feel abused in any way by crap responses to your request - then on behalf of all randy sad lonely men - I guess they just get a bit over excited by the prospects on offer and do not have a clue how to reply. Personally I would love to take you up, but also feel slightly inadequate in knowing quite what the right thing would be to say. I probably would also make some kind of jestful remark which would inadvertantly disguise my genuine intend.
As for the Sarge, well do you really think humour is appropriate on this ever-so-sensitive- serious forum for discussion!
And as for you Sapho- well try not to splutter any more coffee as certain members here might take this as a sign of your over-active and uncontrollable sex-drive!
Hephaesteus
As for the Sarge, well do you really think humour is appropriate on this ever-so-sensitive- serious forum for discussion!
And as for you Sapho- well try not to splutter any more coffee as certain members here might take this as a sign of your over-active and uncontrollable sex-drive!
Hephaesteus
Cant believe nobody's drinking Tequila! Can't beat a proper Margarita if you want to feel bright eyed, bushy tailed .... and completely pissed!
UPDATE
This post wasn't meant to appear as a new topic- I fucked up. It obviously was supposed to feature as a pointless remark in the question posed: What's you poison. Am trying to delete but can only edit....
UPDATE
This post wasn't meant to appear as a new topic- I fucked up. It obviously was supposed to feature as a pointless remark in the question posed: What's you poison. Am trying to delete but can only edit....
I too am experiecing a similar Avater identity crisis and also believe that it may take other people to help one get this right. Personally I think the Duck from Hell is not only inspired but has an inner presence of being which could possibly be mortally offended if it was now withdrawn. And as such could become incredibally nasty to other Avatars such as me. And, as you can see - in my present incarnation, I am particularly vulnerable. I say Keep the Duck - don't make it angry!
Hephaesteus
Hephaesteus
It will be our little secret Sarge and there will be something far more suitable and sophisticated in its place by the morning. Shame as I thought this was a cut above your average dick pic - it certainly stood out. But I dont want to get off to a bad start with the Sarge and will banish the offending aricle from this forum forever. Out dam dick-pic, never to return. I shall now muse on what to put in its place and in half an hour peace should be restored to all good fellows and fellowessess here at SH.
If Im not mistaken I am one of the twelve Olympian Gods and I got a thing going with Aphrodite wherever she is. And yes, Vulcan is the same kind of thing but I think Im more refined because I can make incredible things and he's more of a war-mongering oaf. And what I was going to say was - what a pleasant bunch of (I shall never use the word idiot ever again) daffodils we all are - and im honoured to be amongst you. As for rules, perhaps I will just have cross them off as a go along.
