Hiro_nakamura's Forum Posts

20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Now boys, boys, play nicely but can we have the cock joust anyway, I am in the mood for some superhero on superhero erotica :grin:

Just don't say anything rude or suggestive or I'll peak too early redface

I have my cock in my hand and I'm ready to bash someone with it :twisted:
if you think I'm getting my cock out with Thrud around think again

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20 May 2007

I told you it's soaking on the planet Vulva! we've got to work out a way of transporting it to Clitoris.
Somebody must have a suggestion! ????
Failing that I'll have to use the piping inside one of my erections.

so have I cum to THE CLITORUS to soon then
I'm lost stupid satnav should have read the map

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20 May 2007

Quote by Captain_areola

Just how big is that hose by the way :twisted:

Why don't you find yourself a tape measure and see for yourself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
mmmnmnmmmmm borrow mmmnmmmnmnmm my mnmmmnmnnmnm microslide nmnmnnmmnmmnm should mnmnmnmmmmmm plenty mmnmmnnmnmn long mnmnmnmnmnmnmm enough

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20 May 2007

mmmmmmnnmmmm now mmnnmmmmmmmm i mmmmmnmmmmm know mmnnmmmmmm what mnmnmnmmmmmmmn muddle mmmmmnmnmnmmmn meant mnmnmmmmmmnm about mmnmmmmmmnm spikey mnmmmmmnmmmmn bits mnmnmmnmmnmnmnmn

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20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
ok well deep breath im going for THE CLITORUS I might be gone for some time
Did you not do your super heros deep sea diving course? A must for all heroes and heroines engaged in this quest. Plenty of practice is required and homework is given every night.
mnmnmmmm bit ,mmnmnmmnmmmmmm late mmmmmnnnmnmnmnmn now mnmnmnmnmnnmm

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20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

If a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing properly :twisted: Battles are not won and planets not saved without plenty of preparation :grin:
ok well deep breath im going for THE CLITORUS I might be gone for some time

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20 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

Hehe - I thought I wrote that. You're not what you seem are you.... confused

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Well I was rather distracted whilst having my clitoris saved :grin:
Don't tell me it's saved already - am I too late?
I haven't even got one of me erections out yet!! sad

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Noooo nooooo, not saved yet, this quest is a lengthy one :twisted:
blimy how long does it take to get THE CLITORUS wet then

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20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
shall we oil each other up then
OK Hiro - turn on the satnav and here we go!! I'll get the bucket of oil.
Dammit - bloody satnav - sent us up a dead-end again. Oi! there's no lighting in here....... :shock:
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OMG whatch were you sticking your erections matey

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20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

Welcome Farenheit, you come prepared biggrin

Let the quest begin :rascal:
Hello Buffy are you joining me in the clitoris rejuvenation project confused

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Well I can see I'm not going to have to warm yours - it's already HOT.
In fact the baby oil is starting to smoke like a well prepared wok .... are we ready to start cooking girls??? :twisted: :twisted:
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yeah wheres that chicken when you need him

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20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?
Without a doubt :twisted:
shall we oil each other up then

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20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

will the baby oil get us there quicker ?

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20 May 2007

Quote by Fahrenheit
<<<<<<<< Fahrenheit arrives with carefully drawn out maps for the men and 2 truckloads of baby oil. I think I've got it covered :undecided: just need a few men that have more staying power than Captain Aereola and we should have it sorted

I'm right behind you :twisted:

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20 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle
I've done my part to save the planet, as Sirmal requested, I went out to "plant a clitoris"
It's spikier than I thought and I've now got a prick in my bum from bending over a bit close to it
How will this help make the planet moist Sirmal? It says not to make it wet very often because it's used to barren places?

you know the way to THE CLITORUS you must show me so that i can inject some moistness there

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20 May 2007

Calling all female superheroes please show me the way to THE CLITORIS I have a large dildo to fight duel

so that I may bring back the natural moistness that is THE CLITORIS

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20 May 2007

Quote by Artemis

Come behold the fertile Artemis,
She of the hunt and animal wild,
Appollo, he soars high in the heavens,
But caress me well, Oh Leto's child.

blimey... I'm nearly there!
told you she would hear you lol

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20 May 2007

YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOUT ERECTOMAN I KNOW YOU LOUD BUT WE NOT DEAF, IM SURE SHE CAN HEAR YOU

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20 May 2007

Quote by Artemis

where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

you can try a ritual on me.. but beware, I may enjoy it :grin:
whip

a bit of this first to soften you up :twisted:

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20 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle
where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

*ahem* <cough>..... Anorak mate, this Ancient Rituals girl ...... like any chance I can have a try on her too? *taps nose* like, maybe, put a good word in for me? <wink>
of course more people more fun i tink we just need to find them. 2 single guys looking for a female sounds familiar :giggle:

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20 May 2007

Quote by Erectoman
Well dogging does sound like fun

What is dogging it sounds like fun :mrgreen:
Ancient British ritual, where people park their cars around sex. Bit similar to drive-in Sumo wrestling.
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where are the girls when you need them i want to try :twisted: i like ancient rituals

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20 May 2007

Quote by Huntress
Well dogging does sound like fun

What is dogging it sounds like fun :mrgreen:

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20 May 2007

>>>>>>peeks round the door to see if Thrud is around>>>>>>>

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19 May 2007

Quote by Mr_muddle
I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.

Oi Anorak, less of the large thank you. It's going to take practice before I can let go of the rope confused

what is Oi Anorak? is it a place
Beware of Thrud with your rope he is less than careful with his axe and chopper, kinda like Godzilla with weapons no echiketto at all.

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19 May 2007

I think I might have a litte power left I go just as saw a LARGE thing swinging before my eyes.
So wh cook me breakfast this morning, trying to safe the world is hungry work.

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18 May 2007

Quote by Buffyvampslayer

Yes ....... when not erect & folded in half! :rascal:

KerrrrrBBBBBBBANGGGGGGGG!
You called?
Erectoman at your service!
I've been banging on the door for an hour and all i've had is someone trying to sell me an upgrade to a place called Heaven. confused

Here I am large and warmhearted - ready to do some erections. (I'm famous for quite a few fine ones I can tell you but I'm too modest to be specific wink

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Apart from that I'm told I'm a bit loud and clumsy but I can stretch a long way.
Ho-hum.
:welcome: Erectoman, we need some more male heroes in here, Superchicken has been ruling the roost til now :giggle:
poke

and what am i a bit of shusi

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18 May 2007

Quote by Supergirl
Im off for a fly around town, can anyone recommend some good places to go?
Still havent got my knickers but hey ho youll hear me coming
Supergirl

off to try and pull a super bloke then are we, with no knickers you will have all at ya
Id better not go dancing though or my costumes likely to drip off lol

Supergirl
is it water proof shall we go for a swim to find out :rascal:

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18 May 2007

Quote by Supergirl
Im off for a fly around town, can anyone recommend some good places to go?
Still havent got my knickers but hey ho youll hear me coming
Supergirl

off to try and pull a super bloke then are we, with no knickers you will have all at ya

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18 May 2007

Quote by Superchicken
chicken goes very well with Japenese cooking.........
no wheres my teriyaki sauce

I think you'd find it a little difficult to stuff me into a Wok ........ I am over 7' tall! and 'ard :sparring: :sparring:
but when i find my sword i will freeze time and before you know with a chicken your size it will be enough to feed all our superhero appitites :giggle:

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18 May 2007

chicken goes very well with Japenese cooking.........
no wheres my teriyaki sauce

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18 May 2007

ohh I'm innocent Japanese guy trying to safe the world, what is this place I see sexy women every where :shock:
I like very much :mrgreen:

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18 May 2007

:welcome: to the gathering wonder pets im on saki but we the barman has vanished, so we raiding the bar drinkies

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