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27 Aug 2005

Well, what can I say. Blue has a personal vetting team. I might of guessed it!
Thank you for the invitation to be vetted(?). lol

I will take you up on the offer once I get to know some of you through the forums as one has a difficult time juggling meets with all the axe sharpening I have to do!
Seems to me either Blue uses you as her sacroficial node and hopes you don't meet to many AWHM's, or you wear protection on the first meet!
I'm off to polish my thing and then out on the town (local unfortunately).
ta ta
Adios, Hunkermunker

Quote by JudyTV
judy im shocked ..we met and you never asked me for a shag....could of been lep middying the waters though...
ps...definately the blue velvet
dargento

Sweetie you have got it slightly wrong ........as a relative newbie you have to ask me. So Dinner and a trip around the bars and bistros of the Village then? Dutch of course. Book us into The Rem and ask for room 1. : biggrin

You can even choose which night you want.
Sorted.... and I didn't even need to post in the LMU :P .
Talk is cheap honey, ............Im expensive wink

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Judy :roll:

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26 Aug 2005

Well, as Blue so rightly says - axe weilding homicidal maniac- you can't trust them! well I'm off to polish my axe unless anyone has any other better ideas? You all have a good time and I hope to converse with you all soon (once I've got these fecking handcuffs off!
By the way, what does she do with rope - sounds interesting!!
Adios
Hunkermunker

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26 Aug 2005

O me, O my, the notorious, no, legend, that is Blue has answered my post. This is indeed an honour for one so hung up on his axe sharpening that I'm going to put down all my sharp toys and concentrate on my reply.
So, hmmnnnn, how does one prove ones not an axe weilding homicidal maniac(AWHM)?
Do you give out your MENSA membership number? No, on second thoughts as it's a fine line between genius and stark raving mad man.
Do you declare an open house and let everyone look for the axe stash? Uh oh, no way as one could be liable to axe planting by genuine AWHM who stalks SH forums!
Do you get references from friends, collegues, family, local constabulary etc etc?
A tad to lengthy and maybe could be perceived as having misogynist tendencies by people not understanding SH.
So, what the feck do I do?
I know, I'll let Blue handcuff me all night so she's sure I can't get up to any mischief and hopefully by the end of the night you'll all see that I'm as drunk as you all and that I've peed myself as noone would take the handcuffs off me when I went to the lil, boys room!
That's it I think. Failing that I'll just keep posting in the forum so you'll get to know me.
Adios
Hunkermunker redface

Quote by bluexxx
Oooh, oooh, oooh.... lots of replies... KitKat is obviously popular :lol: :lol: :lol:
Let me make a list, how I like making lists:
KitKat (guest of honour )
Judy
Me (plus fluffy travelling companions)
wolvie_dude
little gem
MikeNorth
postie
wild rose and the mad stag (possible)
HannahnAlex
:lol:
Aw Hunkermunker.... a funny first post, but rules is rules.... hehehehehehe.... but tell you what, if you can prove to me that you're not a mad axe man who is going to slaughter the whole of the village - well, only concerned about me really, you can do what you want with everyone else :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: - then I will invite you.....
:rascal: This will be interesting, it's always funny to watch people trying to convince others that they are not mad axe men :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

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26 Aug 2005

So what's wrong with newbie's? :upset: We've all got to start somewhere! rolleyes

Just because some of us have three heads and six fingers, doesn't mean we can't have a laugh.
Anyway, from some of the ads I've seen, I'd say having three heads is an , OK not the three heads bit but maybe the six fingers!!
Well, you go and have a great time in M/cr and if you see someone dragging their knuckles on the floor up canal street you'll know it's me, Mr Newbie no don't worry, I'll be fine, you know, just on my lonesone and all, talking to myself at the end of bars, with nothing but sore knuckles to remind of what a great night I had on my lonesome.......
I can't take it anymore, I'll have to stop it's to distressing.
Adios
Mr S

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Judy and I are treating KitKat to a night out in the magical kingdom of Manchester's gay village on the evening of Sunday 4th Sept :thrilled: :happy: :thrilled: .
Who fancies coming along? We promise you lots of laughs :lol2: :grin: , and lots of booze :cheers: (though we're not buying it all :uhoh: ), in a buzzing atmosphere.....
Everyone is welcome - straight, gay, and all those in between - as long as you are not a total newbie.
Sign below for a cracking night out :lol: :lol: :lol:

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