Hi there to all who choose to read this bit of blurb and congrats to those who make it to the end without falling asleep!

I'm a novice at this and a relative newbie to this site, looking to make some new friends - female and couples - with horny dispositions for some mutual, non-pressured fun. Am definitely not looking for notches on my bedpost (with my luck it would give way at an inopportune moment and spoil the mood....), quality rather than quantity of any meets is definitely my preference.

I consider myself reasonably intelligent (although others may beg to differ), am gainfully employed in a professional capacity, don't take myself too seriously and have a good - if sometimes random - sense of humour. I am still the proud owner of a full head of hair and my own teeth and whilst not a rippling hunk hope that I still rate higher than Shrek!

A genuinely single guy (no spouse or partner to catch us en flagrante on my side), I am happy to travel or accommodate the right person / people / couple or meet at a hotel if that works best for all concerned.

I have deliberately chosen not to detail anything specific in terms of what I am seeking as I don't want to be prescriptive and then miss out on something I hadn't considered before, so please feel to ask any questions you might have. The only fixed point for me is that I am 100% straight and am not bi-curious in any shape or form,  no judgement on others just not for me.

My listed interests are just that - interests. Just because I have selected then doesn't mean that I am seeking to fulfil or that I am experienced in all and am a hardened sexual adventurer. That said, if the opportunity came up for any of these activities I would be keen to broaden my experience with the right person or persons.

Anyhow,  I've crapped on for long enough. If I haven't bored you stupid or scared you off then it would be good to chat with you if you think we could be compatible.

Hope to be chatting with some of you soon ?