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JQL
1 month ago
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They've been here in France for the last 3 weeks.
The weather's pissing it down though and has been for the last week or so mad
Now if someone could make "Cybersex" as good as or better than the real thing we'd never see a lot of people ever again... rolleyes
Well blow me Bluexxx and Warwick what's the world coming to..
I come crawling out of the woodwork and a month later Davej re-appears! :shock:
Who's going to be next I wonder...
3 allow you to use if you need to keep in touch with others. All the Dongle providers don't or charge a lot extra.
A friend of mine got suspended for having the Headmaster's daughter in the toilet cubicles.
What naughty things did you get up to at school?
Erm - I had a wank in the Headmaster's study...

It sounds like one of two things...
The most likely is that there is an electrical problem - a part of the computer is beginning to fail.
The other area may be some sort of software glitch.
The only way to be certain is to completely remaster your computer (not something you want to undertake ligthly)

You could, of course, invite someone you help you fettle it and look at the computer as well.
I have had my bottom pinched on a number of occassions by some rather beautiful and sexy young ladies.
Unfortunately it no longer happens! sad
I think I'm going to have to start exercising again
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Hi John
We only joined this year, but I'd like join the others in welcoming you back.
D's mum lives in France, down in the Charente and I spend most of the summer there.
Have you started working out the tax system yet? I do her's and it's so complicated.
Hope to chat more as I build up confidence on the forum. wink
Jan

Not only a frequent visitor to France but a Techie to boot.
Me prayers have been answered biggrin
It absolutely fantastic to get all these messages welcoming me back. :bounce:
Thanks everyone! kiss
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I'd give Freckledbird one of these smackbottom any time...

:shock: but why? I'm a good girl, I am :angel:
Because I enjoy it :twisted:
I'd give Freckledbird one of these smackbottom any time...
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If you bring it back over here, can we go play truckers somewhere? :twisted: :bounce:

Unhitching the power lead as I type - not easy you know smile
I'll be over in April ...
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Well, well, well!
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To anyone that doesn't know JQL - top dollar fella - he led a mission to get me back from outer-cyberspace once.
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I hang my head in shame :P
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I've got his re-sizer loaded up here :shock:
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I must find out how to make them bigger rotflmao
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Never even done it in a caravan!

Please allow me to introduce you to the delights of independent suspension under the bed :twisted:
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So did you do the move on foot, carrying your wordly belongings on your back? Just trying to work out how it took you two years
:giggle:

Ah now there's a question...
I bought an RV (see above for a description) to travel the continent to see where I wanted to live and eventually ended up in Paris.
Some of my belongings are still in storage in Cumbria and I won't have fully completed the move until May. Red Tape etc.
So when are you coming to visit?
Many thanks for all your kind messages. Wow!
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Bloody hell! 'ello JQL, how the hell are you? Trust the new property has a fully functional roof, and boiler, and what have you? ;)
Welcome back. smile
Neil x x x ;)

Roof, Yes! Boiler, err No! Its gone tit's up and needs a part from America sad
So I'm living in an American RV (effing large motorhome to you and me that's really a one bedroom flat on wheels) while things get sorted!
Now if you haven't tried it in an RV you really must! And I'm very willing to break your RV Cherry :twisted: I'll be bringing the RV back to England in April... Form an orderly queue!
I've been a way for a while - No! yes honest biggrin
So I thought I'd reintroduce myself as there are hundreds if not thousands of names I don't recognise.
Hi, I'm John, I'm single more mature than I would like but still think I'm 25 (oh, alright 52 if you must redface ) biggrin and I live in the southern suburbs of Paris (France not Texas) near Orly Airport.
You may now have some idea of why I haven't been around for a while. (Hint) The move from Cumbria to France... :P
I'm enjoy France but don't understand why they can't speak English. Though I do like a lot of French! :twisted:
So if you're visiting Paris or Northern Fance, PM me! I make a nice change from visiting Euro Disney biggrin

Missy,
Great to see you on here still and Mod as well!
You know I've always wanted to take your dress off :twisted:

Agree with your post 100%
The problem with CCTV cameras is not just that they are an invasion of privacy but also that they are used for purposes they were not originially intended for.
The "Powers That Be" (Police, local council et al.) are now using Anti-Terror laws to spy on and punish the general public for error and/or misdeamours not covered by the legislation.
This proves that the "Powers That Be" cannot be trusted. It is this betrail of trust which upsets most people.
I, being a rather private person, object extremely strongly to this, which is why I now live south of Paris - one of the reasons you haven't heard from me in a while smile
Better than sunbeds which are really very bad for you are Daylight or Craft bulbs.
They are blue in colour and give off a nice, very clean light rather than the yellowish light of incandescent and fluorescent bulbs.
Replace the bulbs in your bedroom, bathroom, lounge and kitchen with these bulbs - they really do work.
You can get them from B "und" Q and other lighting emporiums.
Well done Mike!
I'll be joing you shortly (in Feb) but nowhere near as many posts...
Or will it still be only one year as I joined on 29th Feb rolleyes
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I am doing a module in Psych & Health and have picked the topic of smoking to complete my assignment on. I chose this subject as I am a smoker and as I am doing some background research, I would welcome and value your opinions from yourselves on the following questions:-
1. What age did you start smoking? 12
2. Why did you start smoking? though it was cool
3. What are the main reasons you smoke now? (e.g. additive, sociable, habitual?) I don't gave up 16 years ago after about 20 years of smoking
4. If you have quit smoking successfully, what worked for you? A damn good reason
5. If you have tried to quit smoking and was unsuccessful, what factors inhbited your success? N/A
6. If you are still smoking, and would like to quit, what do you think would help you stop? N/A
If you would prefer, feel free to reply to me in pm. All replies will be treat in the strictist of confidence and any replies received will not be passed on to any one else.
Thanks
Alex xxx
Sappho and Will,
Congratulations on the new addition to the family.
Off to the dentist on Thursday for two filings - one on a front tooth the injection hurts more the the filing for those!
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Now which town or city needs a visit!! :giggle:

Glasgow :mrgreen:
Admin...cool guys thanks! :thumbup:
Fee
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Nah Carlisle. Never been a munch there.
Wow, I was just wondering whether I would pay up come December... You guys must be psychotic! wink
Great news and thanks.
I am a proud wear of the SH Pin and wear it every day.
Two different designs would be confusing so I would vote for a "reprint" of the original Pin.