We will not meet single males under any circumstances.

We would like to meet couples, with a straight or bi-woman. We are not model types or athletes or slender and have the usual wrinkles lumps and battle scars! On the other hand, we aren't expecting you to be perfect either. We are looking for friendly, easygoing, non-pushy people like ourselves - looks, size, age, etc not important. We would be happy to meet older couples. We are looking for occasional, same room, fun rather than relationships.

At first, we would prefer soft sex. We are perfectly happy for a first encounter to be one where we all have fun with our own partners in the same room.

Mary prefers men with a endowment which is average size or less. Smaller endowments welcome.

Mary is bi, Jack isn't, but isn't worried if the other guy is.

We can accommodate in Slough or travel within an hour's drive of Slough. If you live much further away, sorry but life is too short. An early phone conversation between the two women would be important.

Please send a photo of each of you (needn't be undressed).

Please don't just send a one line message if you have a virtually blank profile, we would like to know something about you.

We would also like to meet bi-women for fun with both of us.

Jack alone:

Happy to meet couples or women, as above, being welcoming is important, looks, age, size, disability etc aren't. Jack is very happy to meet older women and BBWs.