We’re just your usual 30yr old couple with an extra kinky side. We know what we want and we know what we like !

Confidence, Charisma, and Elocution are a must because who really likes the two word messages or plain dick pics? .....unless your Thor then u can just message us what u want. 

We do like to play with single guys but you MUST be clean shaven / waxed (preferably) or trimmed, fit (not I was fit 8 years ago look at my really old photos), and have a nice 6” penis or larger...not some angry looking hairy thing! 

Unicorns ????  if ur out there u can message what u like because let’s face it you all fart rainbows ????  ur hair is made of candy floss ???? and we just want you in our bed. 

Couples if ur up for a laugh and would like to build a swinging friendship then give us a shout. 

We are on other sites with plenty of verifications if you wanna check us out there too ?