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Jegr
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
Bisexual Female, 46
0 miles · Cheshire

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Knowing that i only have 4 more shifts in work and i have got 9 lovely days off work
First thing in a morning i like a cup of tea to wake me up then later on during the day a like a cup of coffee,but i only drink certain coffee.
A man goes to his doctors for a cock extension. The doctor suggests getting a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. The man agrees and 6 six weeks later while having dinner with a new woman he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the night.
While chatting his cock flys out and steals an apple off the table and goes back.
"Wow" exclaims the woman "can you do that again".
He replies "My cock can but i don't think my arse can take another apple"
Just looked at Bravissamo's site and requested a catalogue and g will be going there in the new year.lol:lol::lol:
Hi all we're not new to the scene or this site as have been on for a few months but finally took the plunge to become full members today.
We're a down to earth youngish couple who will speak to anybody and can't wait to get to know some new people.
G & J