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Jim_York

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28 Jan 2006

Last minute but what the hell......... cool

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Couples or single fems who were members before December or who are known or can be vouched for by an upstanding member. If you're at a loose end tonight and like some fun with music and a few drinks etc. Thrown in please drop me a line. Smokers most welcome.
I have comfortable room for 6 - 10 people more at a squeeze.
I must stress there are no fees or any motives other than relaxed fun. The only expectation is that everyone is respectful and of a relaxed disposition. Hopefully you will be good company, and enjoy a laugh. Sarcasam and wit most welcome. wink

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You must bring your own plonk if you fancy a drink. I can however provide tea, coffee, OJ, etc.
Drop me a PM or post on here if you're interested.
This will only be going ahead if people get in touch, I will be checking back regularly upto and will reply to everyone.
Have fun :twisted:
Thanks for looking

27 Jan 2006

Quote by gurl
This site has undergone changes.
It is not as it used to be.
But that is to be expected
Because there are moron line now.

who's a moron? wink

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24 Jan 2006

Had a few PC probs, been unable to post or PM on here so we couldnt let you know sooner. We wont be able to make this one, I'm sure there are plenty of people on the reserve list who would like to attend.
Hope you all have a great time.
Jim & Kate smile

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15 Jan 2006

I really should have a word with myshelf...... Or at least think about a rishk asshesment firsht. :shock: wink

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Apologies to all concerned

15 Jan 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Oh and Jim_Yorks only 3/10 for the bomb in the jacuzzi - sorry no finesse at all there lmao

Oh yeah i forgot about that lol

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very funny, nearly took my head off :shock:
i give you 10 outa 10 personally wink

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Sorry NN :wink:

15 Jan 2006

Quote by Vicky_uk
Was a good night thoroughly enjoyed myself
Great to see everyone there
Big Thanks to Steph for Organising it
Whens the next one ? lol
Oh and Jim_Yorks only 3/10 for the bomb in the jacuzzi - sorry no finesse at all there lmao

I have to agree with you Vicky, there was no artistic merrit whatsoever lol

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just can't take me anywheres! lol
Big thanks to everyone who came, always a pleasure to see you all. Hope your heads better now Jane, I'm only just coming round myself!
I'd also like to thank Steff for organising things & for Rudolph biggrin

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a lovely thought, thanks very much.
Have fun everyone, hope to see you all again soon.
Jim :P

12 Jan 2006

Firstly, it's not just about blokes who are desperate or those who don't know how to behave. There are just so many more guys than girls, the odds are stacked to start with. But when people think it's an instant 1 stop shop for a shag then they have the wrong end of the swinging stick completely and definately puts people off. BTW that isn't aimed at either of you guys, just a generalisation and a matter of fact. There are a lot of people who think that's what this site is about.
What you need to do fella is get posting on here and chat in the chat room. People will remember you and if they get on with you meets will happen. Remember, people can look through everyhing you post on the forums so they can build up a picture of you by what you've posted since you joined swinging heaven.
The forums make up the main of the community here, and your posts give people the info they need. Like your personality, sense of humour etc. As well as any undesirable info so post wisely.
There are lots of ways for people to get introduced to the good folks here. Munches held quite regularly up and down the country give people the chance to meet in neutral settings and make friends.
Get yourselves known, and you will be more succesful. There's a lot of fun to be had.
Have a good read through the threads offering help and advice, they're there for good reason.
Above all have fun & Good luck guys. Hope this is helpful.

12 Jan 2006

Hi
Been lucky enough to get a singles membership so see you all there on fri biggrin

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11 Jan 2006

Hope you all have a great time friday, Unfortunately Kate cannot make it and I haven't found anyone to go with as yet - defo open to offers though wink

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I'd really like to come along so if any of the ladies going on friday would allow me to accompany them into the club pm me please. I'm a nice clean & polite guy, I'm sure the organiser can vouch for that thanks in advance Steff
Maybe I'll see you there
Thanks
Jim

16 Dec 2005

Hi
Genuine slim 35 y/o male looking for some honest dirty fun tonight, I can accom or travel within reason.
I've got a good sense of humour, I'm polite, but most of all I am real. I never mess people about and always turn up for meets.
If you're a couple or fem and you're genuine, please drop me a line. We could be having fun tonight :P
I have pics on my ad (click the links below), if you require face pics I can send but you must be able to send pics to me also.
Thanks for looking

15 Dec 2005

Dunno how it's happened - this new system is a real head f**k but it really is me confirming! lol

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7 Dec 2005

Hi Helen
would you put myself and kate down for this one please hun?
Thanks
JIm
xxx

2 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Steph hunny () is the club a towel or lingerie type club? Or an either/or?
If you could let me know I'd appreciate it so that I know what to bring with me.....

Hey up Helen smile

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You can wear the lingerie or a towel, you'll probably be in a towel before long tho. just stake your claim to the jacuzzi early doors wink

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1 Dec 2005

Hi Marcuso
On Your advice I'll pop me name down then please!
I'll definately come if you're happy to have me join in the celebs. I do feel a little guilty but there's no way kate can come this time.
Cheers
Jim smile

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1 Dec 2005

A rare event when a lady is asking for someone my size, shame you're so far away. About 2 1/2 hours from me sad

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Hope you find what you're after Lissa, I remember seeing your pics a couple of weeks ago and thinking Mmmmm very nice :P
Have fun Lissa & Half

30 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Hiya Blue,
Was just looking at your list of 'vacancies' and got to wondering.......... Is anyone on your list allowed to apply to 'donate' to the cause twice ??

Now you're just being greedy sleazy lol

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30 Nov 2005

Quote by yummycoupleuk
Money for pussy so what do u have in mind

I hear the cat protection league are always short of funds and looking for donations. But I'd hazzard a guess you're looking to donate something completely different wink

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29 Nov 2005

Hello

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Are there any couples or fems in Yorks (or willing to travel here) who would like to get together this weekend?
I'm thinking of having a little get together at my home with myself, my partner kate and whoever we can rope in wink

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Company is always fun and friendly and it would be at my nice clean home. Not huge but detached and able to accom a few bodies :rascal: Of course there will be no fees or anything of that nature, you have to bring your own drinkies tho.
This is not set in stone, but if I get a good response it will go ahead.
So anyone local, or not so local please get in touch. I can guarantee nice company, how much fun you have is entirely up to you.

27 Nov 2005

Any couples or ladies for some fun this week sometime?
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27 Nov 2005

Fantastic! lol

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I always wanted to start a trend, however small.
Big shouts for blatant threads wink

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I'm free a week on friday blue :P

25 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
:shock: Thanks for the translation JimYorks! I'm tempted ask how much just to see how much he thinks I'm worth! Actually, I might not wanna know that in case he offers my 27pence, a fruit salad chew and a bit of fluff out of his pocket!

The tight fekker, it's to be hoped that he doesn't invite you out for dinner, that could be a bag 'o chips on the way home (Walking obviously) wink

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Besides, a womans worth is immeasurable in fiscal terms! But I have met at least one who'd be happy to accept a couple of lagers and a kebab as a precursor of foreplay :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anyone for a kebab? Theres a good 1 a few doors down from Darlas Tan solerium 2 mins from chams cool

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by couple315153
well said jim
but havent got a clue what you just said :dunno: :dunno:
but it sounded good :worship:

Hehe you know me, just spouting ballax as usual. :P Now lemme go find a bush to beat lmao

25 Nov 2005

Oh Yeah, Almost forgot why I was here rolleyes

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Pop me and kate down please for whichever night it is! lol

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25 Nov 2005

Quote by alljustfun2001
LittleGem - just mailed u and your asks are many but, with cupids inmind also, would luv 2 chat more and mayb, if not 2 forward of me, santa could bring u a belated crimbo prezzie in the form of some spends 4 u 2 go x

The Stalking and fem partner requirements aside. I don't think offering money, whether in the form of a belated christmas pressie or whatever is within the AUP and constitutes solicitation.
At very worst it's disrespectful to say the least.

25 Nov 2005

Quote by boroughb
i think you've got the wrong end of the stick and proceeded to beat about the bush with it.
ho hum

Nope :roll: Definately got a firm grasp of your metaphoric stick. Your sarcastic post was taken in good spirit on my part. Playful banter is the very essence of the forums here.
I just wondered why a guy like yourself would be looking at my thread for sex? In the forums the author and the subject are both there clearly for all to see. I though it would be fun to have a play on words as to the mechanics of why you responded to my thread that's all.
Jim_York (Jim in York) seeking sex blatantly, transparantly, and unmasked. Yet you decided to read it and felt the need to post something. I responded with something as equally sarcastic, except with well-meant humour as opposed to your post, which I knew from the start had a much darker undertone, yet you give me the roll eyes.
It's a commiunity on here, not a dating site or find a woman to shag site whilst trying to discredit the competition (other guys). It doesn't work like that on here.
If you don't like what I've posted in response perhaps you should not try and get a rise out of people?
You've only been here a week. chill out and enjoy your stay, you could have a lot of fun on here if you don't rub people up the wrong way.

24 Nov 2005

Quote by boroughb
If i hang around here, will some of Jim's charisma rub off on me.
Or failing that, will i find some blatant sex
I do hope so

Yer can hang around as long as ya like. I ain't rubbing anything 'off' on you. If that's your thing you're darkening the wrong doorstep, chams do a Bi night on mondays tho wink

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23 Nov 2005

800+ views not 1 shag lol wink

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Ya miserable feckers! Bump
Yorkshire guys need fun too, calling couples or single fems.
I'm willing to travel or accomodate for the right people / person.
Have fun :P

22 Nov 2005

Update Tuesday:
I'm still up for fun with couples or single women.
Click the PM button, we can talk and arrange a meet.
I'm genuine and although not hugely experienced I have some. I've met couples, singles and had some group fun. I just want some more that's all.
I ALWAYS turn up for meets and NEVER waste time.
What have you got to lose?
Come om guys, lets be having some fun. :P

21 Nov 2005

Afternoon all biggrin

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I ought to mention that I finish work most days before 12 so afternoons are good. I should also mention that going for a drink is okay, I'm happy to meet like that.
I know there are genuine fun seekers around here, I'm able to travel around an hour in any direction from York.
Drop me a PM, we could be having fun instead of reading all these posts! wink

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20 Nov 2005

Quote by couple315153
at least youre honest jim my friend ........
and you know where we are
a big bump for probly the only honest guy on here give us a call mate d and d xxxxxx :D :D :D :D

Hey up

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Hope you're both well. Thanks guys, you know there are a lot of other honest guys on here too.
Yes, I know where you two are! Is it Tuesday yet? lol

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Quote by couple315153
oh and dawn wants to know how the snake is (not the reptile)lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

The leathery one is okay, but the other guy's kinda hungry right now! :wink:
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