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John_Lancs
Over 90 days ago
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Coming out of hibernation for this one.
If everyone else is going.......I am going.....see you all tonight biggrin
Quote by tyreman61
supose sluttiest thing was being nailed from behind with a strapon while her husband sucked me off while i was suking her husbands boyfriend off,
mind blowing mmmmmm lol

Certainly different and worth considering :lol: :thumbup:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Sorry John_Lancs, not having a pop at you there, shall call you Crossfire from now on, crossfire you shall be lol

Crossfire I can handle - been called a lot worse :lol:
Quote by lancsfunmale
This is why i have asked for info, been to all the usual areas advertised on here and waited for hours on end and seen no action apart from the usual boy racer good telling me after the event is it
Thanks
John

Sorry John but can't see you getting far with that attitude. Couples do not have to advertise on here just so they can be crowded with guys nor do they need to pm guys privately as it sometimes steals the thrill of dogging.
Be patient and visit some more places, perhaps stay in the one place longer than you usually do. Once you build up a rapport with some couples they just might send you that personal invite.
Good luck
Quote by Sarah1448
just leave it there, it will come down, I mean....how often do you see a cat skeleton in a tree?
lol :lol: :lol:

Wrong answer. I have neither a cat nor a tree. It was a lie to get a few blokes round here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
After attending your last party blue I could not remember seeing any pussy wandering around....but then again :shock:
:lol:
John,
Where have you been, you have been missing for months, glad to see you back,
Bluexxx party ooohhhhhhhh
Cheers Sarah......one thing after another with work, pc problems etc etc don't want to bore you bit its good to have a chance to chill and enjoy the forum again biggrin
Quote by bluexxx
just leave it there, it will come down, I mean....how often do you see a cat skeleton in a tree?
lol :lol: :lol:

Wrong answer. I have neither a cat nor a tree. It was a lie to get a few blokes round here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
After attending your last party blue I could not remember seeing any pussy wandering around....but then again :shock:
:lol:
just leave it there, it will come down, I mean....how often do you see a cat skeleton in a tree?
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Help, help, my cat is stuck up a tree.... call the fire brigade.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry, I'm bored :lol: :lol: :lol:
Joining the thread pretty late but thought I would throw my hat in the ring...I am a fireman and in the northwest lol
1. FULL NAME: John
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: None
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: Meat Loaf (On C445 Sky)
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: No
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: 2 slices of toast but need something soon as I am Hank Marvin
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON,WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: blue
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: wet ground yet sunny sky confused
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: girlfriend
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: eyes
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: don't know her but sure she is lovely
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: very well indeed and surprised I don't have a hangover lol
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: water
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Jamesons whisky
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Football
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: blue
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: yes
18. SIBLINGS: none
19. FAVORITE MONTH: December (party time)
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Indian
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: After the sunset
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 16th Feb
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Sunday
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: no i'd ask
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Love it - was on my toast this morn
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: winter
27. HUGS OR KISSES: kisses
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: vanilla
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: yes
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: :?:
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: :?:
32. SMOKE: No
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Don't need one, I have a 3 year old :!:
35. FAVE SOAP : Can't stand them
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: Thoughful people
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: cool
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Boy - U2
39. BUTTERED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: salted
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Salt & Vinegar
41. FAVORITE CAR: Anything BMW
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Heather ( :? Is this a flower)
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 4
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: no
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Sunday
46. RED OR WHITE WINE: both
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: Went to work sad but had a great night at home biggrin wink
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: No
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: going for a bath
50. FANCY A SHAG: Always
You just can't beat a nice slice of good ole plain scottish bread with butter topped with delicious marmite
You either love it or hate it lol
Try having a 3 year old who wants to watch the video constantly when in the house or listen to it on cd in the car banghead
I feel it will be heading to cd fairy will be visiting soon wink
Quote by brunettebomber46
can you please tell me why doggers in xxxxx must always go mob handed to couples cars not all couples like this(us included) hubby says when he learnt to dog it was one person that went to cars not in groups of four stopped gointg last year because of that stated again last week and its still the same :cry:
Location edited out.

Don't give up on it as like everything else, there are good nights and bad nights. As Blue has mentioned you can arrange a private meet in a pre-arranged place with maybe one or two guys but other than that you could maybe go out a little later at night or bide your time in the car park.
Going out a bit later sometimes sorts out the real doggers from the guys on their way home from the pub or the guys who have just nipped out for petrol. Not that I am saying these guys are not real doggers but it whittles the amount down past a certain time.
Other than that when I go out with my girlfriend, we wait patiently till we are happy and comfortable with the guys who are there. Again, you can usually tell the impatient ones as they sit for 5 mins and if nothing happens they drive off to another car park.
Quote by bluexxx
apparantly Queen Victoria used to drink her own, as i believe did many victorians, told no doubt by dubious doctors that it was good for you. excuse the pun but them idiots will swallow anything

Don't certain (very crap) pop stars swear by swallowing piss as the key to great health? Says it all really confused :? :? :?
Did Marianne Faithful not used to enjoy a wee half pint daily of her own? :?
Don't suppose the DJ was a former childrens tv presenter Gem? (AC)?
Its good these things are sometimes out in the open.....but only when your dad is not listening confused
Quote by bluexxx
So.... people who have already asked me, you are on the list..... in fact everyone who came on Saturday is automatically invited anyway :P :P :P .

drinkies :thumbup: :bounce:
Woo hoo......can't wait.....thanks again for last week blue and thanks in advance for next one
Woo hoo
Quote by Scandal
No John - stone cold. cool
Sober that is!

I wish I could say the same :cheers:
Quote by Scandal
you should be thinking of the best ways you can live your lives

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Life is beautifull. x
I agree
Ps Is you two as drunk as me :rascal:
Happy St. Patricks Day Leprechaun
Give it laldy with some Lisdoonvarna
Tiocaidh Ar La
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Is there only me that wants to shag the lady in John_Lancs's avatar..........and Calistas' .....and Dundeecples' .....................I think not ! :twisted:

I want to shag the lady in my avatar as well :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Ta muchly .... and you look nothing like your avatar thankfully smile :) ....
:twisted: :wicked evil thoughts:
:giggle:
C x

I owe you as well now :rascal:
Quote by dundeecpl
Nope, he is certainly a lot sexier than his av pic :twisted:
G x

I will have to owe you something for that now :rascal:
Quote by Nomad_Soul
but its got to said that John_Lancs didn't look like his avatar :cry:

Thankfully lol
I will have a guiness for you mate as I just know you will strike it lucky and be out sha**ing all night.
Happy St Pats day and thanks for looking after me last Saturday