It appears no-one actually reads the profile, but on the off chance they do, I have stated quite clearly what I am looking for, if you don't bother to read it, it's not my concern.

Free m*mber so I can't PM and have 3 e-mails a day

...and I wish they would stop altering my profile grrrr

I am looking for somebody(s) local to me and that means accessible in under 30 mins, by car.... NOT jetpack, helicopter or Star Trek style transporter.... i understand what 'getting a hotel' is and I understand what 'we travel to you is'..... that isn't what I said, I am looking for someone local to me, for particular reasons, so just ignoring me and thinking you devised a cunning solution by offering to get here, is really not a good way to impress me.

I left single straight male off 'Who I Am Looking For' for a reason.... the reason being that I am not looking for one, I don't want one.... no....not even you, even though you're special and different from other guys, so keep moving please.

....AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT PART OF I CANNOT ANSWER PMs THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!

If you are a single male, please under no circumstances get in touch with me, in anyway, at all.

I am non-judgemental as to what people are looking for.... but I appreciate what I am looking for being respected... and it is unlikely (but not impossible) that I would meet couples, that said I have no great desire to spend long periods of time talking to men about what their partners would like, if they don't want to speak to me, that's fine (and please don't even try to pretend to be 'the boss' and imagine I can't tell the difference)..... I also have little interest in being a 'bi curious' woman's first experience... good for you, hope you enjoy it, but it's gone wrong on too many occasions for me to fall for that again.