I can't believe there's been this level of interest in The Matrix. If I weren't a right-on, PC, each-to-his/her-own type of guy, I'd say all were three were a load of shite.
*Ducking for cover*
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Just__Another__Guy
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Here I go again, stumbling in halfway through (near the end?) of a discussion thread. For what it's worth ........
If your weight's affecting your health, do something about it. If it isn't, do whatever feels right to you.
Some guys prefer women with a little extra. (Like me, for example.) Some guys find it a turn-off. Some women look down on other women who're carrying extra weight; some women sympathise.
Who cares? Anybody who judges another person by the way they look is somebody whose opinion doesn't matter a tuppeny fart, so don't waste time canvassing it.
Relax, be happy, enjoy your own body and there'll be plenty of others who will share your opinion of yourself.
Here endeth the lesson.
For now.
(Sorry.)
If your weight's affecting your health, do something about it. If it isn't, do whatever feels right to you.
Some guys prefer women with a little extra. (Like me, for example.) Some guys find it a turn-off. Some women look down on other women who're carrying extra weight; some women sympathise.
Who cares? Anybody who judges another person by the way they look is somebody whose opinion doesn't matter a tuppeny fart, so don't waste time canvassing it.
Relax, be happy, enjoy your own body and there'll be plenty of others who will share your opinion of yourself.
Here endeth the lesson.
For now.
(Sorry.)
Hey ccr ... welcome, and congrats on the av - I'm jealous, stuck as I am with this stupid frog. (There I was, thinking "Maybe a princess will kiss me" ... continental lager in large quantities does terrible things to a man's sense of reason. And yes, girls, to certain other male attributes too ... just thought I'd get that jibe in first and save you all the trouble. 
)
And Karrie ... yes, I AM looking at you, since you ask. In a respectful and entirely non-threatening way, of course. :twisted:
To you both: come on in, the water's fine. (Even if some of your fellow-swimmers are a tad - some might even say hugely - demented.)
Ahem ... I'm off to add daft comments to some other thread now. Catch y'all later .....
)And Karrie ... yes, I AM looking at you, since you ask. In a respectful and entirely non-threatening way, of course. :twisted:
To you both: come on in, the water's fine. (Even if some of your fellow-swimmers are a tad - some might even say hugely - demented.)
Ahem ... I'm off to add daft comments to some other thread now. Catch y'all later .....
Oh gawd ... just found this thread. (Must be calm, must NOT spend rest of day adding title after title .....)
LOTR, obviously - "One Book To Rule Them All ....."
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S Thompson
Towards the End of the Morning, by Michael Frayne
Trainspotting, by Irvine Welsh
Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky
The Queen's Gambit, by Walter Tevis
The Player of Games, by Iain T. Banks
Mission, by Patrick Tilley
Pop. 1280, or anything else by Jim Thompson.
As for non-fiction ..... Jesus, what have you people DONE to me??? I'm off to work (sobbing piteously).
LOTR, obviously - "One Book To Rule Them All ....."
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S Thompson
Towards the End of the Morning, by Michael Frayne
Trainspotting, by Irvine Welsh
Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky
The Queen's Gambit, by Walter Tevis
The Player of Games, by Iain T. Banks
Mission, by Patrick Tilley
Pop. 1280, or anything else by Jim Thompson.
As for non-fiction ..... Jesus, what have you people DONE to me??? I'm off to work (sobbing piteously).
Dammit, I'm SO pissed off that Mr Writer beat me to it with Jimmy Webb's Wichita Lineman. However, you missed out the lovely next line ....
(And I need you more than want you)
And I want you for all time.
Awwwww ... gorgeous, innit?
I also swooned over Essex Nympho's choice. (Mind you, that MIGHT be because I've seen her ad/pics, and just want to ingratiate myself ..... *drooling*).
(And I need you more than want you)
And I want you for all time.
Awwwww ... gorgeous, innit?
I also swooned over Essex Nympho's choice. (Mind you, that MIGHT be because I've seen her ad/pics, and just want to ingratiate myself ..... *drooling*).
Fred was right, waaaaaay back on Page 1 of this increasingly bizarre discussion: Cheryl Baker is a hottie. So's Linda Nolan, and for much the same reason as far as I'm concerned. They just LOOK dirty, somehow. (And I mean "dirty" in the most complimentary sense, needless to say.)
Others who inspire tongue-lolling? Chaka Khan ... lots of flesh, and it moves around most agreeably to my eyes; the actress Ellen Barkin ... that crooked smile does it every time; and, of course, Sophia Loren ... in her prime, preferably, but still looking gorgeous today at the age of 143, or whatever she is.
PS: Nearly forgot Dolly Parton. (Damn ... I blew it at the final fence .....!)
Others who inspire tongue-lolling? Chaka Khan ... lots of flesh, and it moves around most agreeably to my eyes; the actress Ellen Barkin ... that crooked smile does it every time; and, of course, Sophia Loren ... in her prime, preferably, but still looking gorgeous today at the age of 143, or whatever she is.
PS: Nearly forgot Dolly Parton. (Damn ... I blew it at the final fence .....!)
Hey Pete,
Yup, I'm fast all right. I used to take ages over sex, but I've got the whole thing down to about 90 seconds now, including foreplay. Pretty impressive, huh?
Blue ... you go, girl, and enjoy yourself. Personally, guy-on-guy and girl-on-girl doesn't do a lot for me. I prefer at least one member of each sex. But each to his/her own, what what?
Yup, I'm fast all right. I used to take ages over sex, but I've got the whole thing down to about 90 seconds now, including foreplay. Pretty impressive, huh?
Blue ... you go, girl, and enjoy yourself. Personally, guy-on-guy and girl-on-girl doesn't do a lot for me. I prefer at least one member of each sex. But each to his/her own, what what?
Thank you, thank you *modest bow*.
Pete, don't be silly, I'm not a god. A demigod, at best.
Or a dyslexic god, which would make me a dog, I suppose ....... Oh hell, never mind.
Blue, why are you eager for Tuesday? Have I missed something? Are you going to be rolling round on a bed with two men smothered in aromatic oil? I think we should be told.
Pete, don't be silly, I'm not a god. A demigod, at best.
Or a dyslexic god, which would make me a dog, I suppose ....... Oh hell, never mind.Blue, why are you eager for Tuesday? Have I missed something? Are you going to be rolling round on a bed with two men smothered in aromatic oil? I think we should be told.
OK, folks, another story in the system, written to order on Pete's suggestion. It's called "The Birthday Threesome".
Does it do anything for anyone?
Does it do anything for anyone?
What an interesting set of responses - when you guys get your teeth into something, you really run with it, don't you? 
Mark, if you're going to categorise, carry on; but, if one of your aims is to separate fact from fantasy, all I can say is, good luck mate! I've already posted three stories here, two of which were fantasy. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the real-life one?
Another point: I posted a fourth story, posing as a female, and that one got far more attention than all the others (in terms of views). Now, maybe that story was sexier than the others, but I suspect it's because it was supposedly written by a woman, and guys find that a turn-on. Am I right, or a meringue? (Sorry, wee Scottish joke there.)
PS: Pete, I'm on the case.
Mark, if you're going to categorise, carry on; but, if one of your aims is to separate fact from fantasy, all I can say is, good luck mate! I've already posted three stories here, two of which were fantasy. Anyone care to hazard a guess as to the real-life one?
Another point: I posted a fourth story, posing as a female, and that one got far more attention than all the others (in terms of views). Now, maybe that story was sexier than the others, but I suspect it's because it was supposedly written by a woman, and guys find that a turn-on. Am I right, or a meringue? (Sorry, wee Scottish joke there.)
PS: Pete, I'm on the case.
I'm fairly new to this site, but so far there hasn't been any discussion about the Swingers Stories section. Admittedly, some of them are pretty terrible, and most of the rest are ho-hum, but some of them are genuinely erotic. Anyone else have any thoughts?
Also, I like the idea of writing an erotic story to order, so if any members would care to suggest a scenario, I'll have a bash at producing a story based around it.
Hope this suggestion stimulates some interest. (So to speak.)
Also, I like the idea of writing an erotic story to order, so if any members would care to suggest a scenario, I'll have a bash at producing a story based around it.
Hope this suggestion stimulates some interest. (So to speak.)
