Ok so - first off - we do everything as a couple, so please no requests for individual meets, flattered though I am!

We don't do this every weekend, just occasionally when we need some extra excitement; so we're quite selective and we need to be discreet. So don't be offended if we don't get back to you, though we'll try to respond if your message is interesting. Pictures of dicks are all very well but we've seen a few of them and are not easily impressed. More interested in unusual thoughts, erotica, quirkiness. We've attended a few clubs and get by usually on just meeting people so this is just an additional resource.

We can't guarantee full sex - again, we're pretty selective about that, but if we meet most other things are on the menu. We like to party pretty hard so we won't be moralising. We both smoke a bit - me occasionally, T a little bit more.

I love, love, LOVE a bi-girl and T loves to watch that and/or participate (no great surprises there!. Couples are good and the occasional single man, if he strikes us right. Feel a bit bad about imposing age restrictions but I can't really go there with anyone who reminds me of my parents! So maybe we should cap it at around . Sorry!

What else? As you can see, I'm going to particularly appeal to the man who likes a "generous" bottom, so if that particualrly tuns you on - hey! I like a bit of spanking but not heavy S/M so I didn't tick that. T is a bit camera-shy but it's not cos he's horrific, honest! Like I said, we both need to be a bit discreet and that's going to be a large part of deciding on whether to meet. We do understand the need to cam and/or verify but I'm afraid we can't always send out face-shots unless we feel things are getting serious - phone conversations are best if you need to verify, or meets in public places. Mysterious, I know! But we're pretty normal, polite, welcoming people. Worst sin with us is to be boring! We like you a bit alternative. Members of real Ale societies need not apply!

Probably won't respond to simple friend requests or those automated "like to know more" things. Also, if there's no photograph or comment - there's really nothing to base a decision on.

We're in London and work means we can't travel much but we can accommodate. Again, we can only do this every so often and don't like spinning plates with members here. If we get in touch we're definitely interested.

Ok - I'll add more if I can think of anything!

K8e and T xx