Hi, I'm only seeking intelligent, attractive, professional individuals or couples. Please don't get in touch if you don't know how to spell, punctuate, or use an apostrophe! I also like to have conversations as well as talk dirty, so please, if you can't articulate what you want, again, don't contact me.

I like men who know what they want and who know how to get it, so if you're arrogant but non-pushy, please get in touch.

I also like women but would prefer single females. If you're part of a couple, I'll only consider you if you're happy for me to bring along a male friend.

Sorry to be so precise about my requirements, but it's best to be honest up front I think.

I'm an honest person, genuine, friendly, with a good sense of humour, and I find I get on well with most people - I like people! Hopefully, you're similar to me in these respects.