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Kev__and__J
Over 90 days ago
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Oh.. and another thing.... Ear bombing moths *shudders*
Had one fly into my ear one time.. got stuck.... *wretches* unfun!!!
*takes notes*
I think we need a map... Seems any fun from here requires planning and a navigator lol
Oh we have so many...
But the one we've been considering is getting J a Strapper...With that plus a willing bi-fem participant? Wow... what toy could be more fun mad
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im very much uncut and prefer it that way,it gives extra protection to the sensitive tip and also gives more sensations,i say alll this through guesswork cos ive never been cut and wouldnt know how that felt lol

Get a trim and report back with results.. heheheh...
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.

Uhmmm.. shouldn't these be combined... maybe Myasshutzaphobia??
Bet those households don't need plumbers. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Fears? J's not so afraid of spiders as much as being bitten by one. And we both agree that wasps are just tiny demons.
Oh... peeps driving in my lane, closing at 150 mph.. that scares the poo from me...
Well, I'm trying to get in with mirc... have the password setup in logon... but an empty room...
Just curious.. .does anybody use the chatroom? have poked in there a couple times this weekend only to find an empty room.
Thanks....
Kev n J...
pizza here is pretty sub standard in uk

Well... should any wish to have a good ole fat filled cheezy pizza, just let us know. We have access to a pretty good pizza place. Can even take and bake.
**wondering what value that might have**
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... "turn-down" letter:
~Reese! surprised

Wow... do ya think we'll need to compose one of these?
Well.. the Kev part of us will either fold a large slice in half or take two slices and 'samich' em together
J... well she likes to tear bite size pieces off, making her hands messy...
What type? J will put nearly anything in her mouth... Kev? No... pretty picky... (no, I'm not going to open the door to meat puns either) He doesn't like veggies....
Wow... what a wonderful reception... *look of utter shock* (wanted to say udder hehe...
What a pleasure to meet so many wonderful folks... I think our stay here is only going to improve as we go... may never want to leave hehehe...
Thanks again everybody... lemme go peek into the topics and see what we can get into...
Cheers...
Until we can edit the pic down to 100x100 for avatar
Greetings...
Just thought that it would be prudent for us to introduce ourselves.
We have recently been imported from the states living near King's Lynn/Downham Market.
Kev is Str8,37, 6'8" tall, dark hair and eyes... J is 5'2", 42, bi blonde... We both have some extra weight but are quite attractive. We are both tatoo'd (J is an artist) and have some jewelry in strategic locations
We don't want to put out an ad yet. Figured it might be prudent for us to get to know some like minded people and see how we might fit in with them. Definitely interested in a munch or even a club meeting and see where it goes from there...
Will poke in now and then to see how we are received...
Have a wonderful day...
Kev N J