So what do you add to these things? It wants me to say a few things about myself so rather than be prescriptive I thought I’d give you wonderful folks a bit of multiple choice 

Please select any you like.. My psychiatrist tells me that the voices in your head should be listened to: 

A blithesome & balanced, curvaceous & curious, ditsy & delightful, playful & polite, sagacious & simple, vivacious & vulnerable; looking for somebody to help me to add a few more deliciously delightful descriptive to my profile; are you the one to help? Seeking connections, fun, friendships, and rejuvenation in my life both intellectually and from the neck down An educated fool with fun on my mind, got my bra in my hand and a gleam in my eye Ask not what others can do to you, but what you can do with others SPARKLES!!! Not after the bling, or the foldable, looking for someone / someone(s) who will help a somewhat shy, naïve, and rubenesque girl feel good about herself and who appreciates an honest person who is happy to reciprocate Insert pole A into slot B and combine slot A to slot C and try to work out why the heck you have a few missing screws – may need help to find that pesky thing! The scientific method dictated that experimentation is required to explore observations and answer questions, and that all experiments must be tried multiple times before valid conclusions can be made The most erogenous zone in the body is the brain – bring yours or move on to somebody else’s profile If you cannot live your life while alive then what’s the point? Some ground rules:No vulgarity – EVER. One needs to keep up one’s standards No = NO / STILL NO / what part of NO confused you? Be gentle unless invited otherwise I may not be Einstein, but neither am I an idiot Respect is not a commodity, it’s a character quality We all have lives and boundaries that need to be understood

Some extra intel: Dog mad, love walking and just getting into cycling (though sometimes my balance betrays me and I need somebody to kiss the bruised bits better x), I’d love to go to more social evenings and glam up I have 2 degrees in IT engineering and another in business management.