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KittyKate
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 55
Straight Female, 57

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Hello everyone... long time no post I know biggrin
I was just wondering if anyone remembers what the first immortal words on SH or the first few discussions were confused:
Me a geek :?: redface rolleyes
I take up the whole thing, quite an achievement given my size. lol If a second person is present then they HAVE to sleep on my right hand side rolleyes But I agree, usually the idea of a shag staying just freaks me out :shock: I like my bed to myself.. they're honoured if they get to shag there... tis my space ALL MINE :twisted: Oh and the cat she likes to try to push me out of bed.... :roll:
Perhaps I can help here Gilbert... rem someone had to take the pics...... and that same someone purchased the courgette.....
The cock shot and the pussy shots from Marmalaid are both accurate.....well kinda wink :shock:
Does this help... confused:
If wanting further explanation I'm sure Marmaliad would be happy to hold a workshop lol :lol: :lol:
Mind you got some funny looks when picking which one to buy, I can tell you :shock: redface
Glad to have made you biggrin hun, and it was all true too lol That and perhaps Marmalaid didn't feel ready to have baby courgettes yet...????
Did you get my entry??? And it honestly was a Corgette... from a well known supermarket.... I know I bought it biggrin Oh and the condom...corgettes can be prickly... trust me THAT hurts :shock: