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Krypsjaq
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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we're there from the 15th, bit old but happy to go for a drink.
know it's not going to help any, but we get there about 10 days after ya gone, :-(
"Walk This Way"

Now there's a backseat/lover
That's always under/cover
And I talk til my daddy say
Said you ain't seen/nuthin
Til you're down on her/muffin
And there's sure to be a change in ways
Now there's a cheer/leader
That's a real big/pleaser
As far as I can remi/nisce
But the best thing/love it
Was her sister and her/cousin
And it started with a little kiss, like this
She starts/swingin
With the boys in/tune
And her feet just fly up in the air
Singin hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle
And they swingin like it just don't care
So I took a big/chance
At the high school/dance
With a lady who was ready to play
It wasn't me she was/foolin
Cause she knew what was she was/doin
when she told me how to walk this way

She told me to
Walk this way!
Talk this way!


Well just gimme a kiss/some head!
Oooh, a-like this!

School girl/sleazy
With a/classy kind of sassy
Little skirt hangin way up her knee
It was three young ladies
In the school gym/locker
And they find they were lookin D
I was high school/loser
Never made it with a/lady
Til a boy told me somethin I missed
That my next door/neighbor
had a daughter/had a favor
And I gave the girl just a little kiss, like this

She starts swingin with the boys in the school
with her feet flyin up in the air
Singing hey diddle diddle with a kitty in the middle
I was swingin like I didn't care
So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a miss who was ready to play
Wasn't me she was foolin cause she knew what she was doin
when she told me how to walk this way
second that on the Holland Inn, stayed there a few times, trouble is, never got anybody to meet us there, but we live in hope.
does that mean you can use links for virtually anything on the swinging forums apart from swinging club links or something. other parts of the forum are littered with links
we're going there for our first time on Saturday, room all booked etc, so will let ya know :-)
i see what they doing, they blocking rudie pictures on profiles and putting 18 stickers on them
think the reason the site is busted is cause "improvements" are on the way, or did I imagine the words, "send gift" on a profile.
we're nearly desperate enough, have you got a fetish for trolls? :twisted:
hope you have a great time, we've just booked a week in Rovinj, Croatia for the 20th - 27th.
a big thanks to all the people that answered on the forums and a special one to those who mailed us with some good ideas, we've now booked a holiday in croatia, wasn't the first place that sprang to mind, but after lots of research it looks fantastic, a naturist paradise :-)
hey, long time no see phil. We've not ruled out Crete but edging more to the costa del sol or possibly one of the canaries. Did consider staying in the UK for about 2 secs, but looking out the window at the dreary weather sort of puts us off, nothing like going on a nudie holiday for it to be pissing down and chilly all week lol
For the first time in 13 years we have a whole week away from the kids. Looking for suggestions where to go, preferably somewhere with nudie beaches, (and any other benefits lol ) It's also our 20th wedding anniversary. any ideas out there?
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er.. come up with a country we're invading then



see, absolutely no idea have you flower.
er... still waiting for an explanation
why wait, Both NATO and The United Nations have vast informative websites.
Quote by flower411

er.. come up with a country we're invading then



see, absolutely no idea have you flower.
Quote by flower411
If Nick Clegg says the Liberals will get rid of Trident we can only assume that he also intends to stop invading other countries.
The only bullies in the equation are the Americans and the lap dog British.
We are the ones invading other countries and imposing our political systems upon them, we are the ones carrying the big stick, threatening other countries with sanctions if they don`t do what we say !!!
No wonder these others feel the need to make their own nuclear weapons, maybe it would stop them from being invaded and dictated to by foreign governments.

er. which country are we invading exactly.
What planet are you on Kryps ?
er.. come up with a country we're invading then
Quote by flower411
If Nick Clegg says the Liberals will get rid of Trident we can only assume that he also intends to stop invading other countries.
The only bullies in the equation are the Americans and the lap dog British.
We are the ones invading other countries and imposing our political systems upon them, we are the ones carrying the big stick, threatening other countries with sanctions if they don`t do what we say !!!
No wonder these others feel the need to make their own nuclear weapons, maybe it would stop them from being invaded and dictated to by foreign governments.

er. which country are we invading exactly.
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Will just vote Labour always have always will as my beliefs are socialist. I do not vote for individuals and their personalities and will not get into individual parts of a manifesto.
Everyone is entitled to their views and I just hope people bother voting on May 6th whatever their political beliefs.

In a nutshell, in that statement you have just summed up why this country is so messed up politically. The football team mentality, regardless of how incompetent, useless or corrupt the person standing is, if it wears a particular colour ribbon you'll vote for it. Politicians love people like that, it creates a nice safe seat system so any buffoon can be parachuted in to stand for election wether they give two monkeys for the district they're standing for or not.
Labour a socialist party, very comical, you are joking I take it?
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Kaznkev as you can see, even before she has died people on here are looking forward to the celebrations.
I wonder if you will accuse them as well with the Jan Moir attitude towards death?
Somehow with your political views you will not....could be wrong though.

Whilst i will not shed a tear for the death of thatcher ,given the harm she inflicted on this country,i would refrain from saying anything that might be considered hurtful to her family the day the day after her death,its just the way i was brought up,nothing to do with my politics.
I thought you were too young to remember the "Thatcher - Milk Snatcher" era... :grin:
I for one was extremely grateful she knocked the milk on the head. The smell of one third of a pint of milk warmed by the radiator used to make me heave.
another reason to hate Maggie then. "Thatcher the Milk snatcher" was a very unfair label she got stuck with. She actually voted to retain free milk in primary schools, (Labour had already abolished it in secondary schools), she also spoke in the commons to retain it, but as minister for education at the time got scapegoated into making the press anouncement becuase heath was too chicken.
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Quite a few Kryps, in fact the pre pub piss up is quite the latest cultural phenomenon and widely documented under the "Binge" banner.
To clarify these radical new measures all ON licensees must:
Serve free water.
Not give free drinks to women.
Check the age of drinkers.
Not hold drinking contests/ inappropriate alcohol promotions.
Serve drinks in singles and doubles.
Now I'm happy to be called an old cynic but a wise man once told me that doing what you already did and expecting a different result was a sign of insanity and I don't actually see anything new on that list.

then they're not sitting at home then are they.
I'm talking about those of us who prefer to shun pubs and relax at home with a few beers instead of suffering inane loud music, kids who think the world wants to fight them and where i can sit in the warm and have a cigarette and the prices are not over inflated.
why should we suffer cause the police and the courts do not use the powers already there.
as for new and radical meaures , they all been tried before.
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Well I have read the newspaper coverage of today's announcement and I am a little disheartened.
Rather than tackling the fundamental issue, the availability of cheap home consumed alcohol as recommended by government advisers only last year, we are to see measures designed to make pubs and clubs behave more "responsibly".
I think the government has bottled out, failing to implement sensible price controls, fearing the potential damage to its popularity. Quite how many impartial government advisers need to present evidence to support the view that alcohol is the most damaging drug in our society before we take appropriate action?

yea, but how many who drink at home go out on the streets when drunk and start fighting and causing national mayhem.