'Tis a long profile text, so run along if you don't care much for it.

First up, I'm an Asian (Chinese) female- that in itself would interest quite a number of people out there already, I'd imagine.

Next, I believe that the best sex takes place when your brain's sufficiently seduced into a state of raging hormoes- so it's all about the foreplay, I'd say. I would vote for a few glasses of wine, sexy music, and a sensuous bubble bath before a session of again-and again-and again f*cking. ;)

Drop me a message if you're interested in building "a friendship with benefits". Closest thing to perfection in sexual intimacy, without the need for burdensome bf-gf commitments. Ainnit so?

But just a few caveats before you send that cookie-cutter message to me:

1. I do not have any intention of showing my nude photos online; you'll see me with my clothes off (or some kinky replacements on) when you see me with my clothes off (assuming you'd get to, that is). I'm not a mere sexual object to be ogled at, love. Besides, it would absolutely ruin the surprise and suspense if you went out, got your fiancé-to-be an engagement ring, took a picture of it, and emailed it to her BEFORE you actually proposed, right?

2. I would be ever-so-thankful if you could show me pictures of your face and your body, hon. All the close-up pictures of your manhood, while delectable, are just going to get me unnecessarily turned on- without the guarantee that I wouldn't close the window and conveniently forget about your message. :) "Say, from 50 different close-up photos of various women's vagina (only), which girl do you think is Vivienne? - Oh, must be this one, since it's nice and clean, and her clit's so engorged...then again, so is that one, and that one, and that one..."

3. I'm not here looking for a quick fuck, so three-liner messages won't pique my interest (unless you're writing poems of great sincerity and flair to me). I need to know that you would want to fulfill my sexual needs, and how; so that picture of your 9" bratwurst, yummy as it looks, does nothing for me, darling. It's not necessarily a matter of how well-endowed you are: in sculpting David to perfection, Michelangelo never complained that his chisel was too blunt- in fact, he more than made up for it with his amazing skills.