Hi! Thanks for looking at our profile. We are a very happily married couple, relatively new to this scene and not, as it says in our profile, members since 2005 (think that might be a glitch with SH’s website). Mr. Lexus is totally straight, 5’ 11” and of slim build. He keeps himself very fit! Mrs Lexus is 5’ 7” and a size 10, also fit. We are interested in meeting couples who are similar to us and, without wanting to offend anyone, not interested in beer bellies, heavy tattoos (a couple of discrete ones are acceptable) piercings, fat men, ladies over size 14 or smokers.

We are a professional couple to whom discretion and cleanliness are paramount. Mrs Lexus is bi-no-longer-curious (bi-sensual would be a good category to add) and so we would be very happy to play with a single lady who fits the above criteria. We NEVER play alone and a direct swap would only be possible if all four were equally attracted to each other. We prefer to meet first for a drink or a meal, not necessarily taking things any further at that point (unless the attraction is irresistible!). We won’t be offended if turned down and hope that you won’t either.

We will only meet with people who have shown us face photographs and to whom we have spoken on the phone. We are not interested in meeting single guys so, sorry, but you're wasting your time contacting us. We try to answer all messages and will send face photos of ourselves if we think you’re genuine. We don’t mind travelling within reason though cannot stay overnight.

If you think you fit the above we would love to hear from you. Nothing ventured, nothing gained! There’s so much more we could write but feel that if you’re interested and want to get in touch, all that can come later.

Thank you for reading to the end. That, on its own, shows you might be genuine.