Agree that you can't find a good pork pie easily now it seems. I guess maybe the odd farm/local produce/artisan shop might have them.
I make my own now and then but usually only to show off if the parents are over from the Avingnone across the waters. Damned expensive to make but worth it.
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Bisexual Female, 51
Straight Male, 59
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Sex God
Archive all the forums to a cobweb filled part of the interverse with no ability to link or copy and paste it. Start a new forum with three sections Lets meet up, dogging and general chat. put a decent size link up right next to the chat room link.
Lets give people veteran or new the chance to be able to talk about stuff without some jaded old timers putting up a link to a post with a blah blah blah we did this to death in 1765 and killing it stone dead.
Lets give people veteran or new the chance to be able to talk about stuff without some jaded old timers putting up a link to a post with a blah blah blah we did this to death in 1765 and killing it stone dead.
Sex God
I'd think it would matter at what point you are at in your relationship as to how you approached it. If you newly attached and not living with your significant other then to come out and say "Love the idea of you taking a piss on me babe" would more than likely be a mistake, If on the other hand you have been with them for a long time then really it shouldn't take brain of Britain to be able to approach the subject.
I would suggest, like with most, momentous revelations that you gauge the time and the place right if you can. Maybe drip drip drip (pun intended) the idea slowly and be guided by the reaction you receive.
I would suggest, like with most, momentous revelations that you gauge the time and the place right if you can. Maybe drip drip drip (pun intended) the idea slowly and be guided by the reaction you receive.
Sex God
Do you have a favourite place you like to swing? Hotels other peoples houses, clubs, outside in your own house maybe?
Our preference would be for to go to someone else's gaff. We love it like that as it seems to mean the people we meet there are far more relaxed and easy in their own space and its wholly more intimate and personal
Our preference would be for to go to someone else's gaff. We love it like that as it seems to mean the people we meet there are far more relaxed and easy in their own space and its wholly more intimate and personal
Sex God
I like seeing my wife with other guys or ladies although I hate the term cuckold. Cuckolding entails a certain amount of humiliation on the part of the husband and both my wife and I would be just a little more than pissed off if any humiliation was present. I prefer the term hotwife and voyeur. Best viewing is Jay with a m/f couple thats both our favourite scenario as it always seems a lot sexier along with being more social.
Sex God
I used to think that nurses uniforms were sexy as hell until I had a need to be in their care in a profession capacity for a long time. I did get touched and handled by them a lot but it was always so awfully painful although necessary. Now when I think of nurses uniforms it can quite do the opposite of turning me on.
In saying that they were all still brilliant and am so grateful for what they did for me. If it wasn't for them then I'd not be here today and for that I am truly indebted and in total awe of the work they do, but turned on, not a chance.
Quite like Service girls in dress uniform though. Yum
In saying that they were all still brilliant and am so grateful for what they did for me. If it wasn't for them then I'd not be here today and for that I am truly indebted and in total awe of the work they do, but turned on, not a chance.
Quite like Service girls in dress uniform though. Yum
Sex God
I have two out of three of my children working zero hours contracts one for KFC and one for a small local landscape gardens contractors (workforce of 7) both work fucking hard both want to work set hours and both work for NMW. Zero hours contracts are a load of fucked up shite
Sex God
I guess some find it hard to give out rejection and some find it hard to receive. Some when rejected want to know why and it's difficult if your the person doing the rejection to tell them why. We have found many can't leave it at no and want closure on why. I can see their point as we've been rejected the odd time and it does go through your head wht. Especially when they come across as wanting the same things.
agree in principle with you though that its nice to know rather than just hear nothing.
agree in principle with you though that its nice to know rather than just hear nothing.
Sex God
What, if anything, have you discovered about yourself since you started swinging. Turn offs and turn on sort of things?
As its usual for post starter to go first..
I never thought I would like seeing my Mrs fucked by anyone else and enjoy it but i do
Even less did I think I would like to see her played with by a couple but I do. I even get a kick out of it all when she slips me a look when she's 'busy' and winks.
As its usual for post starter to go first..
I never thought I would like seeing my Mrs fucked by anyone else and enjoy it but i do
Even less did I think I would like to see her played with by a couple but I do. I even get a kick out of it all when she slips me a look when she's 'busy' and winks. Sex God
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I can't help but judge a person on a swinger site playing behind their partners back and I can't think of a reason to find it acceptable although but would be more than happy for someone to enlighten me with one.
What a welcome to the site but you stand your ground Flirty and ignore the ones knocking you. Welcome to the site and I hope you find what you are looking for.
If we are going to set rules then we need to ban time wasters, 40% of the couples profiles (at least) will need to go as the other half has no idea what is going on, another 40% of the couples profiles go as there is no other half . . . . . .
People join this site for many reasons, sex, friendship, just to chat. And for those that don't agree with someone's lifestyle or reason for being here don't hook up with the, friend them or have anything to do with them . . . . . but please play nicely with everyone !
Its all supposed to be fun !
Cool its right people say what they believe in.
As for time wasters and people who bullshit their statuses on their profiles ... Yeah if there was a way to ban them then that would be cool and should be done. There should be and are rules some of which are not really enforceable though.
Just because a person doesn't agree with another doesn't necessarily give them the right to stop others the right to do as they do or feel granted. Some would say that what Lost does swing wise is unacceptable and to them it would be at least there's no deception there.
Always good to debate issues and if there were no differing of opinions or ideas then what a shame that would be.
If someone felt insulted or hurt by what I said then I'm sorry for their discomfort nut having any debate or counter arguement couldn't help me change how I feel.
Swinging is meant and should be fun for those that indulge and are fully aware of what they do.
As for being godlike hmm I can't change that but being fully atheist I would if I could.
Maybe have something like gobshite instead would be cool though.
Sex God
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ok it is time for Uncle Jed to teach everyone the rules of swinging because obviously some of you did not learn your lessons the first time, so, pay attention please
First rule of swinging
1. Those you like live the other side of the country.
2. The day you have a babysitter is "that time of the month"
3. The only weekend they can meet you is the w/e mum in law is staying.
4. Mild winter but the weekend of your meet is the largest snowfall since records began
5. The meeting is arranged, your all excited, then they leave the site.
Not had any off them excuses yet but guess they are forth coming !!!
LoL you better believe it
Sex God
I can't help but judge a person on a swinger site playing behind their partners back and I can't think of a reason to find it acceptable although but would be more than happy for someone to enlighten me with one.
as for basques? Yeah they are cool although, like Mids, The smaller to medium is my preference
as for basques? Yeah they are cool although, like Mids, The smaller to medium is my preference
Sex God
Politicians lie because they make the rules so they can. Not a lot we can fu*king do about it really until the eighty percent of people that are in this country damn well realise we are being royally shafted. That won't happen though until these masses start to get an ache in there belly and a chill in their bones through lack of food and heating. Oh and not being able to afford broadband and Sky.
Sex God
Politicians lie because they make the rules so they can. Not a lot we can fu*king do about it really until the eighty percent of people that are in this country damn well realise we are being royally shafted. That won't happen though until these masses start to get an ache in there belly and a chill in their bones through lack of food and heating. Oh and not being able to afford broadband and Sky.
