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Love__Below
Over 90 days ago
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I'd be scared of you all with your history and in jokes, but I'm just too damn confident to care biggrin As a newbie (with my 5 or so posts) I don't feel like I know anyone here, but already this place has brought some fun to my hungover Sunday afternoon, maybe I just feel comfortable in the presence of highly sexually minded/motivated people. People seem welcoming here which all good too. And if anyone does want to have some fun I'm always open for a PM
10. A boy must not skip or prance. You must not allow your boy to attend any school where they teach the children to "skip," or play "hopscotch" in Physical Education class. Creation Scientists have proved that such activities are the precursor to cross-dressing, appreciation for poetry, a sardonic display of irony and the rampant shoplifting of skin care products.

Hopscotch is a precursor to the appreciation of poetry? That is the most tenuous link I have ever heard of and if its true I must of been gay since I wrote a poem about ice cream in Year 4...
haha this has got to be jokes, they also state that your not allowed give you children "suspiciously" coloured crayons...definatly a piss take!
^I agree, I've been out with so many girls that are really worried about their weight and no matter how much you try to drum it into them that there is nothing wrong with the way they are, they take no notice. Its strange how strong a hold the media has over us, even in the sex department!
Super thin girls just don't do it for, more cushin' for the pushin' I say
.. I would have registered a long time ago! So I just thought I'd introduce myself, I'm 20 years old, 6'2", about 14 stone, straight, from Durham and up for just about anything.
So erm.. hello!!