We are getting a lot of unwanted messages, so it’s time for a profile revamp I think. We will generally always reply unless you ignore our requirements below. Then you in turn will be ignored.

So here is who we are and who we are looking for and what we are not looking for.

We are a loving and adventurous couple who are totally secure with our relationship and our sexuality.

Male is sub bi-sexual, though will play straight; female is straight.

We are looking for local, intelligent, genuine, friendly, working, good looking, slim/toned, well groomed people between the ages of 30 and 49, including:

1. Single bi males to play with both of us and with alone Mr LTS, with Mrs LTS’s permission.

2. Couples with a bi male for us both to play with.

3. Finally, occasionally, single straight males to play as part of a threesome. Though this is totally Mrs LTS’s choice. She is very fussy, so please don’t be offended if she doesn’t fancy you. She likes men who are polite, respectful, subtle and nice. You need to be sensual, and like to take your time to tease and please. If, after a first meet you have succeeded in getting Mrs LTS’s juices flowing and she wishes a replay. SHE will let you know. Please don’t pester.

We can accommodate some of the time, excluding uni holidays. We both work full time, at the moment Mr LTS works unsocial hours so getting together with each other never mind other people is difficult. We will travel a short distance for the right (see above) people. Generally all meets will be in the evening. We are not desperate, and sat at home all day thinking about sex, we have busy lives with other interests.

This is what we are not looking for. Please note these messages will be ignored and deleted.

Mrs LTS NEVER plays alone with strangers. We CANNOT meet anyone for day time meets. We are NOT interested in married men cheating on their wives. We are NOT looking for hotel meets. Nor single men on holiday or just in the area. We WILL NOT reply to messages without a close –up face pic (attached if not on your profile). We DO NOT accept friend invites without first chatting and establishing that we do indeed want to be friends with you. We do NOT give out our private email addresses or phone numbers. If you ask for them or tell us we can see your pics on you will just be ignored. ALL crude messages will be deleted.

Sorry to be blunt but just because we like cock does not mean you can act like a dick.

That said, have fun – it’s what it’s all about.