Would like to help me realise my fantasy? I could do the same for you! I would love undress in front of one or more clothed women. You might then study my nakedness and make me masturbate for you. You might make me walk in your garden while masturbating myself, or you might be tell me to kneel on a table and masturbate so you could observe me close up. You might tell me to sit on your lap and masturbate for your amusement, or to clean the floor on hands and knees, cut the lawn or do some plumbing work! You might take pictures to show your friends! It's a flexible idea and your ideas would be very welcome. I'd love to discuss your fantasies and to help you realise them!

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