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Mark1964swindon
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Scandal
it's a bit banjo country around here...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
wtf?
rotflmao Think it may be a reference to the film Deliverance ....

Or I could be way off the mark in my own little world :rotflmao:
Mark cool
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In my humble opinion jealousy is a normal human trait but taken to the extreme can become like a cancer eating away at a relationship, talking is the only way to resolve the demons but even this can sometimes not be enough, reassurance is paramount even if the innocent party has done nothing wrong reassuring your partner & trying to understand what the cause is, is the only way forward.
I was with a very jealous woman for fifteen years & all the effort in the world couldn’t stop the jealousy rearing its head over & over, but as it turned out this was to do with deep rooted problems that even I could never put right, counselling helped but was too late for the relationship to survive so from my point of view jealousy is a killer that needs to be dealt with quickly if you want any chance of a future together.
Hope you can sort it out lil miz.
Mark cool
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Does this mean were going to have our first Swinging Heaven baby Hippo confused:

Which one of you is giving birth :?: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mark cool
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Seriously though Neil, I had problems with my mouse, think it was a sticky ball :shock:
I now have an corded optical one bought from Asda & have had no more trouble, quite inexpensive too wink
Mark cool
Quote by Sgt Bilko
2 hours!!???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well you could have made it a good one !!! confused :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mark cool
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Ahem, cough, cough, sorry to disturb you all but i'm fast approaching 100 posts, surely i qualify for certification now confused:
Mark cool
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Sex God/Goddess
Congratulations! You scored 40%!
Everyone should bow down to you. Your bedroom is an adult playground. Cum one Cum all. You've done everything with everyone/thing
98% of people in your age group scored lower than you redface
Mark cool
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Well my sister goes out with a farmer & he tells me that his Bulls suffer from broken penises, not sure about it happening to men, though it does sound bloody painful !! :shock:

Mark cool
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Jags,
Have you tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend?

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Bad Drifter for turning sensible into smutty during illness time smackbottom
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now as far as i can see Drifter was just asking if she had tried these >>

So exactly who has the dirty mind ???
Bad girl Misschief
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Mark cool
I saw Shane from the pogues on the Frank Skinner show, it was hilarious, every time McGowan laughed he sounded just like mutley from Wacky Races, another classic along side the Bridget Nielson interview, i'm sure Skinner gets them tanked up on purpose lol

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Glad you got through it ok Corrie, I wish I'd had the option when I was zapped doing 38 in a 30 limit, I have 3 points sat on my licence now & that's the first time in 20 years of driving sad
Mark cool
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Thank you everybody, I had a wonderful Birthday, I was worried about turning 40 but now it's here it ain't so bad really helped along by your kind messages., cheers everyone

(special big thank you to my good friend who got me through it, you know who you are passionkiss )
Mark cool
smile Awwwwwww thank you, shucks you guys are the best
I feel the love


(well i'd like to feel something from some of you)
Mark cool forty & proud to be so
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Errrrrmmmmmmm I think you've been hanging around Davej & Neil too long Flirty
Giant Cornflake
Priceless biggrin
Mark cool
Quote by the_magik_s
haaa haaaa!!.. what a great picture. Dya reckon thats where you go when you die?

:twisted: I bloody hope so Magik
Mark cool
Quote by PoloLady
How many of you have ever made a typing cock-up - things like having several message boxes open and sending the wrong message to the wrong person confused
I sent a message saying.... wouldn't it be great if sperm tasted like chocolate! lol
The problem was I accidently sent it to the Director of Finance :shock:

Did you get a pay rise though rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mark cool