If you are looking for a modern couple we are it.

We can fuck for hours and then make a tasty and healthy snack with our mod-cons:

1) A Popcorn maker

2) A Philips Airfryer

3) George Foreman Grill

The best is the coffee machine, can do all the posh stuff or an esspresso if ya want to stay awake for some extra loving. 

And if you're a filthy fem with no morals (like Tillie) and fancy having Steve for a few hours just shout Hol doesn't mind.

We do have a serious side too, but like a laugh.

We do have a new airfryer now too and can cook bigger portions.