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Mia__amp__Sam
Over 90 days ago
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Sorry guys, but I think I can beat all of the lame excuses for staying in on a Saturday night.....we had my fiance's ex-wifes brother (incl wife and 2 kids) up for a visit to "renew" acquaintances!! After 12 feckin years???? I don't bloody think so - they were tight arses and didn't want to pay the money for a hotel for the night on their way up north!!!! mad :x :x
Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....families!! All Ive had all night is how Im the best thing that has ever happened to Sam and his kids and how his ex-wife didn't deserve any of them!!! Like I didn't know that already??? d'uh biggrin :D :D
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Wolvie....I am sooooo jealous!! I love Erasure, and would give my right arm to go see them, but unfortunately Sam, my family and friends all hate them so I've no-one to go see them with. sad
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I think I'd go back to the very beginning of time to see who was right about how the world began....scientists versus theologians......then come back to my own time and go on telly and become a crackpot!!! biggrin :D :D
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For me it has to be Wet Wet Wet on 1st July at Stirling Castle.......but then again The Eurythmics did a fantastic show back in the 80's.....or maybe Wham at the Apollo in Glasgow....or their show at Ingliston(ok, so I was a Wham-ette at the time).....oh God, the pressure....what was my favourite??? biggrin :D :D :D :D
(Mia faints with the memories of all the gigs she has been to - her wee brain cant work at this time of the day)
Anyone ever stood in the snow and tipped their head back and put their tongue out? The snow feels like magic on your tongue!! smile
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WBB....thanks...I have just sprayed a good mouthful of Morgans & diet coke over the keyboard and monitor reading your posts!!!
Cheers for the cheering up babe
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Sorry northwest-cpl, but I have to disagree that its a rite of passage for a newbie. OK, so we are REALLY new, but so far we have not been harassed, had the piss taken from or insulted.....if anything we have been ignored as newbies - but thats cool.
Eventually people will get to know us and realise that we know what a piss-take is and can take it....as well as give it!! wink We know that we have to let people get to know us, not jump in with both feet and start slagging off the mods or regulars.
Since joining a few weeks ago I have been hooked to SH, and that is mostly due to the good laugh I've had reading the posts on the forum. Im not scared to speak, but will say something when I feel its something worth saying......then probably be shot down in flames by some big boy who goes about bashing wee boys!!! biggrin :D :D .....and SAm is hoping that Scooter was wrong and that no-one is going around kicking guys in the balls!!
In fact, there's a thing girls......when a bloke on telly gets his nuts kicked, why do our blokes go oooooyaaaaa as if it was them??? rolleyes
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Hi Lucy
Can I change my mind now and add my name to the list? I may have someone else from the site to bring with me since Sam will be away.
Thanks
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When my brother and I were teenagers we were allowed to stay up late on Friday nights on our own to watch the Hammer House of Horror films.....I would be hiding my face behind a cushion at the scary bits, my brother would be tormenting me saying "You can look NOW, its ok", and there would be some strange squeaking noises from my mum n dads bedroom right above us. I was convinced they were trying to wind me up too by making scary noises.....it wasn't till I was much older that I realised that a Friday night was their weekly sesh!! When it finally dawned on me I was traumatised that they still did it when they were wrinkly! They were younger than me at the time!! lol
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To go back to the subject of this thread....when Sam and I first started dating we couldn't see much of each other as his teenage kids lived with him. Late one night our telephone conversation started to get steamy, so we both ended up stripping off and getting carried away with ourselves. Bearing in mind that this was about 1am on a school night, so there shouldn't have been anyone about. He was just getting to the crucial stage whilst lying on the couch, heard a noise, opened his eyes and found his 15yo daughter stretching across him to lift her jacket off the back of the couch!!!! Why the hell she didn't just turn and walk back out of the room we will never know!!!
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......then there was another time with his daughter again....in fact, come to think of it EVERY occassion has been his daughter catching us!! I think this will cost us a fortune in counselling fees when she is older!!!! innocent
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I love to watch...........but have to do the head dodging thing when I see it coming right towards my eyes!!
blast
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Hi guys...
I know this thread was ages ago.....but Im a newbie reading the posts and thought I'd add my tuppence worth......my filthiest was in the girls loos of a train station with a guy from my work! It was fantastic!
The strangest was when I was only a babe of 16. My first "real" boyfriend suggested going outside to do it, so we went to a farmers field in the country with a blanket under us and one over us. It started to rain so we crossed over to the road and started doing it under the underpass of a motorway. Ten minutes into the fun this old bloke with a red setter walked past.....and his dog stopped to sniff over the edge of the concrete ledge!! That nearly put paid to my outside endeavours....but not quite!!! lol
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We are in Scotland too.......there are loads of us "northerners" on here! :thrilled:
We joined less than a week ago, and are hooked already. There are so many nice people on the site. Its now the first site we go to when we go online!!
How sad is that??? :sad:
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Hi Lucy
Don't worry - we don't know any Lucy's, so I think we'll be ok....as long as we don't bump into each other in Tesco!!!!! bolt
Altho if we do get an invite to the munch, then Im quite sure we'll bump into each other in BTW sometime!! rolleyes :roll:
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Im just a baby at this - I dont know what is acceptabubble yet!!!!!
LMFAO
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Hi guys
We are newbies too and from Central Scotland. Glad to see that there are so many of us with the same kind of ideas.
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Thanks for the laugh Kitty. Here's one for you...that I know is true - because I was the silly arse that did it to myself.
For years my best mate had been extolling the virtues of waxing the whole lot (underarms, bikini, ass & legs). I tried getting my legs done once and thought " OH MY GOD!!! I'M GOING TO DIE" It was so painful, that I thought she was a sado for telling me that "it only stings a wee bit" !!!! (Lying cow was my second thought).
Anyway, after a few years of shaving I thought I'd try Immac(before it became Veet), so tried it on my legs first. That wasn't too bad - except that the cream hadn't lifted all of the hair so I had to shave anyway.
The next time I did my legs and my underarms. Again there was some hair left on my legs, but my underarms felt decidly sore and itchy.
The third time I had a brainwave and thought, I know, I'll do my bikini line too! What a mistake that was!! Somehow, some of the cream slid down my bikini line, right past my flower, down to my ass and started to slide down my inner thigh. I thought "thats cool, theres still some cream left where its meant to be so I'll just mop up the stuff thats on my thigh and leave the rest for the alloted time. After about 10 minutes I could feel a distinct stinging sensation and with thoughts of "God, please don't let this hurt" I jumped in the shower.
To quote Julia Roberts: "Big mistake, big, huge
I wont go into the real gory bits, so to cut a long story short - I had burned my ass and my bits with what felt like Hydrochloric Acid and vowed never, EVER to try something new again when it comes to hair removal. In future I will just stick to my good old Mach 3.
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Most definately YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !! biggrin
I'd love Sam to go for it, but he's not interested at all!! :cry:
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