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Mike7073
1 day ago
Bisexual Male, 48
0 miles · Greater London

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No probs, I appreciate the honesty. The way things are going, I probably won't be going anyhow.
We shall see.
I hope you do find someone
Quote by amalthea
OMG public transport i gotta be kidding me,
if your coming by train you need to get off at wolverhampton, just up the road from the train station theres the bus station get on the number 74, think its 74 anyway, its the birmingham to wolverhampton bus, it goes via darlaston and drops you off right outside the asda, when you get to the asda bus stop walk along the main road till you see a HSBC bank go round the back of the bank past the banks car park, you will see another car park thats chams car park go into the car park and there a door on the left of the building, you will know if your right cause theres a big chameleons sign above the door, just go in :thumbup:
when you get on bus just ask for darlaston asda its lol how sad am i? :lol:
hope this helps confused

Tried posting this before but doesn't seem to have appeared. Basically I think this is a non starter for me, I was told it was near Birmingham. But if I have to go to Wolverhampton by train then get a bus, all after a whole days work I might just be fit for nothing once I get there. Pity, as I rather fancied it but unless I can find someone to give me a lift I might, sadly, have to back out. sad
Hey there, I'm a single guy who wants to go but I am still looking for a nice lady to pair up with.
I can't offer you a lift as I will be getting the train myself, but I was going to get a cab from the station to avoid getting lost, so you could always jump in my cab smile
I was also going to book a hotel room for the night, so once again, we could pair up there. Obviously you don't know me at all, but Steph has vouched for me, so I can't be all that bad wink
Let me know what you think and maybe we can arrange something.
sorry, my humour can be a little random at times redface
There was a serious side to it too though, as I am still looking for a lovely lady whom I can accompany smile
Quote by naughtynymphos1
oh and BTW i didn't tell him to book a holiday i mearly said i was going and he had better if he wanted to come too, i could easily take someone else as steff said us women are doing the guys a favour :lol2::lol2:
so remember that sleazy poke

Tell him if he doesn't go, I will be happy to escort you. Work that jealousy ;)
Quote by PoloLady

(I attended last years new years thing at GOE in Leicester).

I shouldn't share that one with everyone - I always thought that club was a bit of a dump/dive. confused
Bugger!
Hey, it was my first SH meet and it is the only club I have been to, so what do I know eh?
Looks like I fell at the last hurdle, but glad to have got you attention if only for a little while ;)
Well you never know - I do travel about a bit wink
Me too. Maybe we'll 'bump' into eachother one day lol
Quote by PoloLady
(I attended last years new years thing at GOE in Leicester).

I shouldn't share that one with everyone - I always thought that club was a bit of a dump/dive. confused
Bugger!
Hey, it was my first SH meet and it is the only club I have been to, so what do I know eh?
Looks like I fell at the last hurdle, but glad to have got you attention if only for a little while ;)
Quote by Sexysteph
Hey this sounds like a wonderful idea.
I am unfortunately a single guy so getting in on my own will be a bit of a trick. I could climb up the side of the wall, but my Batman suit is at the cleaners. Dang!
Will any of you single women do me the honour (and favour) of letting me escort them there? Steph has said she will vouch for me being a nice bloke which was very sweet of her, thanks hon smile
I really would like to go as I enjoyed my last SH outing in Leicester last new years eve and I would very much like to meet some more of you wonderful folk.

I am more thab happy to vouch for Mike (Mike you still got the ponytail babe?) Ladies he is rather nice wink
Steph kiss
Yeah, the ponytail is still here. But don't let that fool you girls, it looks good on me I think (modesty there!!!)
Steph called me 'rather nice'! I must have made more of an impression than I realised, not as big an impression as Jez left on Travelman though lol
Quote by PoloLady
Hi there Pololady, I like the avatar smile
I'm not a regular to this forum, but I do spend a bit too much time in the Chatroom these days.
I'm not from the Midlands, though I do like to travel (I attended last years new years thing at GOE in Leicester). Seeing new places is always good and the excited tingle of the journey to meet someone new is always a great feeling.
I'm 29 and 6'3", slim and can give you assurances of more then just 'wiggling it around' (I'll give you more details of that if you like) as I like to be adventurous too :)
I like loads of foreplay and have good massaging hands. I am a bit bi, meaning I have had a couple of bi experiences (O and A both ways) though it's more of a sexual thing than an emotional thing and I don't really do kissing blokes, it must be that scratchy stubble ;)
I do live in London, which is totally NOT the midlands, but you seem to be adding a list of Londoners who you could pick from so I thought I'd chime in too. You've probably got a host of better offers, but you never know unless you ask.
Happy picking :)

Hi
I clicked your link for your ad and it just took me to the search page confused
Sorry, that was from before, I have a different number now redface
Shows how little I post here, as opposed to how much i'm in the chatroom. Well my profile number is 263527 or the link http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-263527.html
I don't have a pic there, for personal peace of mind (I never know if someone I know will find it and though most of my mates know, there are others who don't) sending pictures is no problem though :)
Hey this sounds like a wonderful idea.
I am unfortunately a single guy so getting in on my own will be a bit of a trick. I could climb up the side of the wall, but my Batman suit is at the cleaners. Dang!
Will any of you single women do me the honour (and favour) of letting me escort them there? Steph has said she will vouch for me being a nice bloke which was very sweet of her, thanks hon smile
I really would like to go as I enjoyed my last SH outing in Leicester last new years eve and I would very much like to meet some more of you wonderful folk.
Hi there Pololady, I like the avatar smile
I'm not a regular to this forum, but I do spend a bit too much time in the Chatroom these days.
I'm not from the Midlands, though I do like to travel (I attended last years new years thing at GOE in Leicester). Seeing new places is always good and the excited tingle of the journey to meet someone new is always a great feeling.
I'm 29 and 6'3", slim and can give you assurances of more then just 'wiggling it around' (I'll give you more details of that if you like) as I like to be adventurous too :)
I like loads of foreplay and have good massaging hands. I am a bit bi, meaning I have had a couple of bi experiences (O and A both ways) though it's more of a sexual thing than an emotional thing and I don't really do kissing blokes, it must be that scratchy stubble ;)
I do live in London, which is totally NOT the midlands, but you seem to be adding a list of Londoners who you could pick from so I thought I'd chime in too. You've probably got a host of better offers, but you never know unless you ask.
Happy picking :)
I'd definately like to attend Tatty smile
One thing that is confusing me though, my calendar says the 12th is a Friday!
Quote by jah_2uk
good luck mate hope all works out for you
and you can still chat in here without doing anything wrong we dont bite
well most of us dont but i have heard you should be careful around debbs
lol
colin

I know I could still come back here and chat, but I do worry that she may stumble upon it and think that I'm doing more than just chatting, so for now, I've decided to knock it all on the head.
To Voddy
Thanks hon smile I've real enjoyed that chatroom and will miss you and your flirtatious ways. Keep well and have fun :)
I don't post here much, but I am in the chatroom a fair bit.
This is me saying goodbye to you all sad
Why?
Well, I met a very nice girl last night and things having spent much of today together we are in an official couple type arrangement. I could never bring myself to carry on with this while with someone (who does not seem likely to be very receptive to this kind of lifestyle) and would never pretent to be single to all you people and violate trust.
If things do not go well, I may make a return, but time will tell.
So have fun people, I know I will smile
Okay, I've just jumped here from the chatroom and was told to tell you that Marya sent me
I am most confused now
Quote by AndyS-NE
You get out what you put in

In such a context that's just too graphic man :shock:
I can't say that I know for certain, but it seems likely that it is derived from the experiment 'Schodringers cat'
The basis behind the experiment is similar to that of the old 'If a tree falls in a forrest and nobody is there to hear it fall, does it make a sound'
Basically, this guy said that you could never collect accurate results on any experiment, because as soon as you have tried to collect these results, you have interferred with this experiment and thus the data would be impure.
The question goes thus: If you lock a cat in an air tight conatiner for 5 days with food and water, will it survive?
Until you open the box, you don't know, but when you do, you are invalidating your results.
So, letting the cat out of the bag (or box) would be letting something previously unknown become known to all
This is merely an educated guess though
Quote by teppic
chav seems to be the word of the year...or so thae papers say...it means mate..or well it used to

Not anymore.
Chav comes from the Website
Take a look, it will tell you all you need to know smile
As for rhyming slang, when used propperly, only the non rhyming word should be uttered. For example:-
I fell down the apples but found a score at the bottom, so i put it into my sky. My day had been a bit tower bridge so I went shopping, eventually spending a monkey
apples (and pairs) = stairs
sky (rocket) = pocket
Tower bridge means 'up and down' (as the bridge does)
Score is 20 and Monkey is 50 (not 500 as it has commonly become known)
Quote by quicky
Yeah your right, straight to the point.....whats the worst they can say?????

They can say "No, you're a disgusting puss filled, cancerous polip who I wouldn't be seen dead with in a bad-taste 80's bar"
But thems the breaks
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
With only 2 posts under your belt, that's not likely.
My advice to you is get involved in the forums, have a laugh, get to know everyone, get invited to a munch or two and then maybe you'll get lucky...

I don't post here regularly, but I've been using this site for over a year.
I am getting really tired of all the sanctimonious postings of people such as you who take it upon yourselves to be the "moral" guardians of site or to answer on behalf of other people.
Just because someone has only a small number of posts or is a single guy (another favourite target of the forum police) does not mean that they are the devil incarnate. I have been to a few "spas" and I have found them to be incredibly cliquey and despite all the advice about striking up a conversation and being polite (which I am) most often than not my good manners are met with extreme rudeness. This forum seems to be populated by many like-minded individuals such as those of my experience at spas.
So my question to these people is this ? Were you never "the new kids on the block" ? Did you manage to suddenly insinuate yourselves into a clique ?
Give the newer or more reticent among us a break - don't tar us all with the same brush, don't jump on us when we happen to post - unless your motive is to keep this forum as a closed shop - and don't presume to answer for someone else. It's rude if nothing else.
S.
im sorry but doesnt your joined date state 14th Nov 2004? not 2003?
Sprung!!!
Quote by stuswinger
With only 2 posts under your belt, that's not likely.
My advice to you is get involved in the forums, have a laugh, get to know everyone, get invited to a munch or two and then maybe you'll get lucky...

I don't post here regularly, but I've been using this site for over a year.
I am getting really tired of all the sanctimonious postings of people such as you who take it upon yourselves to be the "moral" guardians of site or to answer on behalf of other people.
Just because someone has only a small number of posts or is a single guy (another favourite target of the forum police) does not mean that they are the devil incarnate. I have been to a few "spas" and I have found them to be incredibly cliquey and despite all the advice about striking up a conversation and being polite (which I am) most often than not my good manners are met with extreme rudeness. This forum seems to be populated by many like-minded individuals such as those of my experience at spas.
So my question to these people is this ? Were you never "the new kids on the block" ? Did you manage to suddenly insinuate yourselves into a clique ?
Give the newer or more reticent among us a break - don't tar us all with the same brush, don't jump on us when we happen to post - unless your motive is to keep this forum as a closed shop - and don't presume to answer for someone else. It's rude if nothing else.
S.
I don't really want to get involved with this, but I'm not sure how you can apply a lot of that to this place.
I have a low postcount simply because I prefer the 'live' chat environment of the chatroom (many here will recognise me) and I simply don't have the time to keep up with the forum boards.
I do have to say though that on the few occasions where I have come and posted here, everyone has been fairly nice. Okay sometimes my posts do get overlooked, but I realise that this is probably because there are a lot of idiots who post for a few days than never come back and the regulars probably can't be arsed.
This is very similar in the chatroom.
There are a lot of idiots in there, predominantly they are single guys, it is also sometimes hard to brea into the chat because of all the people who know eachother. But with a little effort, I found it fairly easy to chat to people.
I'm not saying you are one of the idiots, I'm not even trying to ppass judgement on you or your experiences, I am simply telling you how I have found it.
Try just drawing a line under it all mate and starting again. This is a great bunch of people and it is well worth the effort.
I was chatting to Marcuso in the chatroom about his and Cherrys party on Saturday. I would love to attend, especially so I can actually meet some of the people I only know in text form smile
I am seriously broke though so I can't travel. Is there anyone from the Romford/Essex area who is going by car and wouldn't mind giving me a lift?
I realise it might be a bit odd seeing as I would never have met you, but we can chat on the phone, msn or anything else before hand so you can see that I'm not a crazy man.
Anyway, let me know (reply here or PM me, what ever you wish)
Thank you alll :):):)
I do suffer from that a fair bit, but it's not generally a problem, as I stay hard after I cum. Therefore, I just change the condom and carry on.
It happened at a meet with a couple last week, party because she was giving mind-blowing oral, I think she was about to be dissapointed, but I just said 'Don't worry, I'm still good'.
The staying hard thing is a bit of an odd thing to bring up, but in the end it all works out okay.
Quote by niceguysdoexist
...Sarge I think I may well witness the first murder on SH lol

I hope she's not THAT bored!
I'm way too tired to be bored.
Yet I think I've reached that point of tired when I'm actually too tired to sleep.
I think the alcohol suggestion would be the best one. You could even mix that with the masturbation :twisted:
Quote by redstilletto
slides skirt up
oooooooo look mike comeing over to our pad its ok mate we wont tell anyone hounest wink
waves tart at gryphon.........
and my secret weapon ........lego

Well, the pull of 'nibbling' on those fine women AND lego. I feel I must defect.
Anyway, if I must do this computer work, I may as well have some female distraction smile