If you want a little animated one i could do one for you, its not that hard just get something like paintshop pro animation studio. I'm sure there are alot out there, more simplistic ones too. Just drop me an email (link on my profile here) with the pictures you want cycling and the time gap in which you'd want them changing
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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
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No offense to anyone here or anything, but asking us to measure aint gonna get you no-where either. I doubt you are liers, but c'mon, you've seen the ads of people proposing to have a 7-9" cock having it turn out to be like 5 or 6 in real life. How can you honestly take anyones word on here without a picture of it next to a ruler or tape measure? No no no, i aint asking for proof or anything just stating the facts.
middle finger is spot on. You can't really tell by this whole big feet thing, it doesn't actually tell you how big just big. I've got size 12 feet and sure as hell dont have no 12 incher, myth i'd sayQuote by Kit
..... i'm in the hayloft........ lol
With who
: :?: :?: may I ask 
Me and 'Temptation' of course Fred :wink:
Ohhhhh, so many things tempt me, just off to make a list
:lol:Ok - list made:
Being bad :rascal: :rascal: :lol: :lol:
So share share share, give us some clue as to how to get you clinging to your keyboard
:PI dunno about other women doing this, never had a girl fall asleep on me in bed :lol:
But i have had a rude awakening once. Her down there playing and all. Just it was the worste timing ever. It was like the night after some liverpool match that iz hyped up for, y'know a few beers in me system and all that. Woke up shouting "Ashley cole is a crap defender!!!". And did she ever play after that? Even whilst i was awake? Did she fuckers like, never heard the end of it.
:lol: But i have had a rude awakening once. Her down there playing and all. Just it was the worste timing ever. It was like the night after some liverpool match that iz hyped up for, y'know a few beers in me system and all that. Woke up shouting "Ashley cole is a crap defender!!!". And did she ever play after that? Even whilst i was awake? Did she fuckers like, never heard the end of it.
The weather, hot topic of conversation right up there with "caugh look at the ass on that" :P
Yeah theres something about the hot stickyness f summer, the sounds of birds tweating out in the yard and the woods n fields calling out your name "have sex here". I'd quite like any hot days to be officially known as a bank holiday. Y'know judging from last week it was scorching, and as soon as the weekend hits the rain pops its head up to crimp all our fun. Tony blaire!! If your reading this you know what to do!! For the good of the swinging comunity
Yeah theres something about the hot stickyness f summer, the sounds of birds tweating out in the yard and the woods n fields calling out your name "have sex here". I'd quite like any hot days to be officially known as a bank holiday. Y'know judging from last week it was scorching, and as soon as the weekend hits the rain pops its head up to crimp all our fun. Tony blaire!! If your reading this you know what to do!! For the good of the swinging comunity
Quite alot of response, yeah hun your a woman. Suprised you aint been overwhelmed yet by a hoard of pms gaggin for it. Yep women are on short supply here, but every girl up on here are well worth the fuss of the other likes. Mature? Yeah you obviously havnt sat down in a room with me yet :haha: 
Obviously ive got to improve on the ad, hasnt tempted you into dropping me a line :cry: :cry:
Obviously ive got to improve on the ad, hasnt tempted you into dropping me a line :cry: :cry: Well hey there mate, a big old welcome to swinging heaven. Hope you find everything you want out of the site, its a bit hypocritial but drop into the chat room somtime ive heard its a laff.
No no no, not another one slating single men? C'mon everyone is capable of being a tosser, just us men seem to lack the brain power to think before hittin that send button. Maybe not, single men are cool unless you rattle their cages, short fuses n all that. Where am i going with this? Yeah we cool
No no no, not another one slating single men? C'mon everyone is capable of being a tosser, just us men seem to lack the brain power to think before hittin that send button. Maybe not, single men are cool unless you rattle their cages, short fuses n all that. Where am i going with this? Yeah we cool
Yep, he's woken up to every blokes fantasy and gone n had medical surgery. He is living out whats in every mans minds, sitting there all day playing with his own pair of tits. He wasnt by any chance fiddling in the car when you saw him was he? Now how on earth is he ever going to get any work done? Shit he's going to be on the unemployment list until they fall off due to too much playing
What can't we resist? Hrm, good topic there equi, actually have to engage my brain for this one.
Errrr
Sitting down to watch gladiator for like the billionth time? I kno i'm a bloke n everything, but russel crow is great in that film, not to mention fit.
A woman in a pair of fish net tights or stockings, c'mon no man can resist that temptation its enough to get us slobbering even thinking about it.
A decent excuse to ring in sick, what person with the right mind wants to actually work?
Dancing away out of my face at a rave or club playing tiestio. It's just got to be done, no matter even if you have to go overdrawn to do it.
Errrr I don't know much else, try tempting me with something and i'll let you know how resiliant i am ;)
Errrr
Sitting down to watch gladiator for like the billionth time? I kno i'm a bloke n everything, but russel crow is great in that film, not to mention fit.
A woman in a pair of fish net tights or stockings, c'mon no man can resist that temptation its enough to get us slobbering even thinking about it.
A decent excuse to ring in sick, what person with the right mind wants to actually work?
Dancing away out of my face at a rave or club playing tiestio. It's just got to be done, no matter even if you have to go overdrawn to do it.
Errrr I don't know much else, try tempting me with something and i'll let you know how resiliant i am ;)
Lol man, you need to learn how to lighten up a bit. Just say fuck it and move on. Had they replied to your pm would you be here bitching and moaning now? C'mon, they only said all that to get people pming. Who gives a toss if they lied to do it, they didnt lie about anything big like age/looks/gender. Go chill out in your back garden with a bevy
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Hmm I see a pattern forming here. I've PM'd and e-mailed quite a few times too. I fit what you're after, send what you request and am ready to go but.........
no reply.
Timewasters eh?
Not up here complaining about not gettin a reply? I mean correct me if i'm mistaken there.
Her post was intended to furiate some of you so that they would get all the pm's. Increasing their chances of getting, not someone genuine as they said but, someone more to their liking. Just chill, don't get upset over a stupid little post on a board intended for essex blokes attention within putting them down. What would be the best way to get an essex lads attention? Or lads from liverpool? Just start a thread saying that men living in that area are short lasted, crap in the sac etc etc because they are bound to reply to it. You've just fallen into their little web, move on.
I'm not stiking up for briefs but tell me whats the point? Why waste your time and energy arguing the fact that they aint making sense nor replying to any of your pm's and emails? What do you do when you dont get a reply from an ad youv responded to? Do you come on here and say "Hey, they aint talking to me despite the fact i fit the bill". No, you take it on the chin and move on. So do just that, its up to their discretion who they do and don't reply to.
One thing though, "fuck about" essex slang? Since when? I'm a born n bread essex lad, heard all the slang a million times over but fuck about isn't slang for anything. I'd say fuck about is used in the term "stop fucking about with me" as in pissing them about or headfucking them. Just because someone on big brother said it don't mean nout, did that whole chicken thing stick for long? Was it known as liverpool slang?
One thing though, "fuck about" essex slang? Since when? I'm a born n bread essex lad, heard all the slang a million times over but fuck about isn't slang for anything. I'd say fuck about is used in the term "stop fucking about with me" as in pissing them about or headfucking them. Just because someone on big brother said it don't mean nout, did that whole chicken thing stick for long? Was it known as liverpool slang?
Have done some nude modelling for some guys portfolio or something. Has them posted up on his website somewhere, can't recall where though. Have had an offer from some bloke on another website to model for a mag called "collins guys" or something, collin avery being th photographer hence the name. But after doing the one shoot thats enough for me, one 40 year old bloke taking pictures with a hard on for 2 hours is enough to put me off it. Also got some gadgey up here offering their agent services for me and to arrange another shot, none nude that is.
Ack its not a bad ol town really, unless you start ripping the piss out of a load of drunken squadies. Yeah, theres a lesson in there somewhere but have yet to actually learn it. Just too much fun, though i woke up last month in hospital with a broken jaw :crazy:
Did you not see that documentary last night on bbc? Yeah we even let archiologists in our military estates now, tell me what prison would do a thing like that? Yeah, we were the london city in romanian times, the first major city back then :P Even had a big ol circus, only one in england. Yeah, i watch too much t.v....
Did you not see that documentary last night on bbc? Yeah we even let archiologists in our military estates now, tell me what prison would do a thing like that? Yeah, we were the london city in romanian times, the first major city back then :P Even had a big ol circus, only one in england. Yeah, i watch too much t.v....
Military prison? Dunno about that, only form of prison we got down ere is mersea. Yeah its an island, one road on one road off, like alkatraz :P We just chuck all the nutters on that island and made it known as the insane asylum, your all welcome there of course :twisted:
We got the military barracks and all of that, its a squaddy town really. Got 2 barracks up near town and a big ol military estate about a mile out from town.
We got the military barracks and all of that, its a squaddy town really. Got 2 barracks up near town and a big ol military estate about a mile out from town.
