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Mikehboy19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Colchester

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Quote by SXBOY
Do you reckon its just a coincidence that this happens right after we gain the privaledge of hosting the olympic games in london? Some jealous french or, gawd it could be any country that lost.

Put that and the G8 summit today together, and I think you may have your answer there.
libra sadly on the money..nothing to do with olympics more to do with mad fucking saudi ossama bin ladden
Why would all of that kick off today though? I mean they've had a year or two to start bombing anywhere, why choose today specifically?
Quote by Libra+Love
Do you reckon its just a coincidence that this happens right after we gain the privaledge of hosting the olympic games in london? Some jealous french or, gawd it could be any country that lost.

The olympics announcement yesterday and the G8 summit today together, and I think you may have your answer there.
Call me stupid, but, g8 summit? It's being mentioned on the news and all of that but havn't really paid attention to that.
Do you reckon its just a coincidence that this happens right after we gain the privaledge of hosting the olympic games in london? Some jealous french or, gawd it could be any country that lost.
Quote by truluv
I flirt with everything rolleyes

With a pulse i hope lol The thought of you hanging your arms around a stiff corpse is just a bit too wierd
Photo shop? What you trying to say? Got sent these pictures straight from the photographer n its all natural thankjoo very much, i'd give you cam proof but i don't go on cam for dudes but nice try :P
Quote by truluv
Does anyone listen to Graham Torrington on Late night love?
They we're discussing penis size on that this evening.
Apparantly - Men with "really" big cocks are lazier lovers than average guys cos they think that ther're size is enough to please the lady in question.
rolleyes

Graham torrington, sgr, your a local colchesterian? Gawd no, my face may be known bolt
shhhh, you didnt see me innocent
Quote by Maia
Depends whose dangly bits they are really wink :wink:

How about poor fella for you maia. Gawd i pity this man..
Awww there is nothing wrong with that. It's got a lovely shape smile :)
Lovely shape? Gawd i forgot, this late at night you must've already taken your contacts out.. :shock:
Quote by In_awe_of_U
I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:

Feel sorry for the guy with a 21" monitor - all the pictures would be that much bigger...LOL
Lol but just think of the guy on his little 7" pda, he must think he's in heaven around about now
Quote by Maia
Depends whose dangly bits they are really wink :wink:

How about poor fella for you maia. Gawd i pity this man..
Quote by equi-princess
Its very interesting watching or listening to two people flirting.......
They can be giving off signals via body language....... the most common one for a woman is to touch or twist her hair in her fingers... thus drawing the man's eyes to her... a man is more likely to mirror the womans posture and stance.... e.g she bends her arm to the right... he will do the same... indicating a common harmony...
They can be chatting quite innocently but using code words or double entendres to one another...
They could be flirting via a medium like text or chatroom.... again watch the responses and if you're next to the person receiving the texts.... their breathing alters and their face colour changes..... heightened body temperature.....indicating excitement..
Me..... i'm a body language and carefully chosen words flirt......
Which are you??????
Or maybe you have another method of flirting altogether............lol
equi-princess xxx

Not too sure how to answer this one equi, though it does make me think, you don't really sit there and notice your own reactions whilst flirting with a woman, well i don't. If you were to sit there noticing the slightest movement would you not purposely be trying to build up a rapor with someone? Being manipulative with the tricks of flirtation? Nah, I just go with the flow and let it all go naturally rather than thinking "ooo, she's got her legs crossed so i best mimic her by crossing my feet". Maybe i'm tired and this isn't coming out right? Betcha your going to make me think of this next time i'm in a bar hitting it off with a woman and it'll throw me off cursing all of my chances of actually getting a number, yeah thanks! :P
Quote by Maia

Seems a little on the small side to me.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/images/penis-size_525x724.jpg

I can just imagine some blokes with their dicks on the screen now measuring themselves against this chart :lol2:
If that is the case, then their bollocks will be dangling just about where my signature is.... confused what a image to go to bed with....
You love it really maia :P sweet dreams
Equi, you always suprise me, every thread you start is allways one of the most intreging and interesting reads of the night. Defo put you down on the top 3 people's posts i look out for.
Best dare, have had many a dares in my time. Best, and most gratifying, was going door to door round the block at 2am starkers asking for sugar. I know, sounds dull, but boy didnt i half get a suprise when i was pulled in by a woman 10 doors down from where we were giving me sugar ;) If not that the most irritating was starkers in the local park. Sliding down this frozen dank kiddies slide and getting my arse stuck half way down because it was too small (the slide you cockey gits). Ever tried pulling you arse off a slide when its stuck to ice? Y'know, like the dumb and dumber tongue to ice kind of situation.
Quote by Beeline
....fed up being a virgin....help please worship :worship:
Beeline

I hope you mean a munch virgin rolleyes You know this wouldnt be the best of places to loose such a thing :shock:
Lol he's been sucked bymore of the crappy spam email. You should read between the lines mate, shes up on adultfriendfinder where you need to pay to access the boards. Who knows, maybe she could be waiting for you right now :shock:
Wow, rather pointless question. Y'know its all down to personal prefrence right? Its not like you need someone to tell you whether or not to moan on the keyboard or moan on the mic. Whatever suits you int it. But can't really comment myself, my webcam sits there and cathers cobwebs, too shy on that darn thing.
Sorry, bitchy mood and that daunting bored feeling doesn't make a good combo
Quote by piercerbabe
I'm shy! *holds up hand*
As a bisexual woman in a longterm hetro relationship (with a child i might add), with a hubby that will not share, I getting very frustrated!!
However as much as I'd love to meet a special lady for girlie fun and friendship, I'm held back by thoughts like "Will she think I'm wasting her time?" "will she excuse my crinkly post baby belly?" "will she be prepared to accept my current situation?" and many more doubts and thoughts!!
Im a nightmare sad
Oh how I miss girlies.....

Has anyone told you that you think too much? I mean put the serious thought into when its going to happen, where and the protection side of things. Don't fill yaself with doubts, just say fcuk it and dive in head first. Do you really want to spend life regretting not doing things? Or regretting things that you have actually done and achieved? Put an ad up, mention your situation vividly (if their interested more they'll ask) and get something going instead of holding back.
Y'kno what i really couldnt care less if my missus preffered all clean and shaven down below, the answer is NOOOOO you try going near your nipples with a darn sharp blade and see if that pleases you. Just the thought of it going all wrong and dark uneases me. I was born uncut and would rather have my foreskin remain intact thankjoo very much
Sun and heat allways does it for me, allways brings out the gorgz women on the high street wearing tight skimpy clothes :shock: Yeah just thinking about it... Better stand in a corner hunched over a bit :P Yeah where has the sun gone?!?! Why all this crappy rain
Yeah saturday is always a black one, can't see bugger all when your passed out on someones bonnet :shock:
Sunday, i dunno, it's all the colours blurred together with a caining headache
Wow, all the responses :shock: Thanks for all ya opinions, went for a bit of all of em and just personalized it (no not the fuck buddy stuff, and left out the love didgerydoodah). Yeah she really liked it cool
Yeeeouch new2trot, new girl showing her true colours ay :P Nice to meetcha, will just have to try and stay in your nice books rolleyes
Quote by Happy Cats
How about -
How long do you think you should wait before trying to pull your best mates ex?
Love
Mike

Oi, ill ave you know she's a friend, not ex girlfriend of a mate, i do have my boundries on that sort of thing. Just let the sister thing slip last year and got a proper beating :shock: We were pissed, what can i say. Don't you have like girls who are just friends? I know most blokes can't handle that sort of thing :shock:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Why is this thread for men only dunno

Maybe because women cry at some of the most pointless things? What 10 times a day :P Gawd, how can someone who last cried at er say that. Someone else back me up
It's allways hard for a bloke to cry int it, don't know why maybe its because we feel the need to show our masculinity and just hide our emotions. I can remember going to my uncles funeral, very close relative y'know the type youd spend most weekends down the local with and have a laff, and no matter how much i wanted to cry i just couldnt. Just from that i felt so guilty afterwards, not all too sure why it was as if I thought i didn't cry because i didnt feel for him which is soo far from the truth. Same thing happened at my grans funeral, and i was just a lil kid back then too. But sometimes just watching an episode of holby can make me shed a tear, its a confusing thing. In answer to your question though i last cried at a repeat of ER lol
You havnt been watching big brother have you? That crying task thing? Thinking about the possibilities of when you sign up for next years now?
Heya to all you lasses, thanks for givin this a once over and hopefully you'll help me out kinda. It'd be nice to hear a womans opinion on this.
Been wracking my brain all day for something to write on a greeting card, yes i'm sad enough to ask for opinions on a little greeting card, and cant come up with bugger all. The best i can come out with, without sounding too pushy or anything, is just: Abby, with all my love xx mikeh. Yeah kinda crap, but everything else I come up with just sounds too clingy and needy. She's a girl i've known for all of 6 months now, she split up with her boyfriend like 4 months ago and is still single and all that. I just want to send her some flowers and tell her suttely (sttly, how do you spell that) that i'm interested.
Now my question to you girls is what would you like to hear in one of those doodas? What would make you feel all tingly and warm, from just a card :P, ? Or am i thinking into it far too much and the flowers is enough for that?
This film was the biggest pile of poo i've seen. If there wasn't such a hype over this i may have actually enjoyed it. But after reading the books, amazing, and seeing the original, been scared of street lamps ever since, this was just a big dissapointment. I dunno, maybe its because they've yanked a great british original, who knows this just blowed.
Great avatar you have there, i'm sure alot o people will loved that one :shock: Im shocked you didnt go for the bouncing boobies avatar thats big at the mo though
I dont know fudge all about the unfair dismissel laws, but i hope you guys sort it all out. What they did is bang out, she dont happen to work at a place called xxxxx does she? Sounds like a spitefull thing my boss would do to save the pennies
Mod edited out name of your employer
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
right whys he in the lift with her?

If you have seen the film why the questions....
Did you take any notice of it ?? or were you to busy eating you Pop Corn.
Oh come on fred lay off, y'know how blokes can get with short attention spans even through the greater of films. After all the scene where he was first in it was all the way at the start of the film, just give him credit he didn't fall asleep lol
Gawd this topic is sooo misleading rolleyes
Oh no, im thinking of excess packages redface surprisedops:
Carry on
Gawd, another young essex lad, go on ger on ya bike! Maybe we are not as rare as i had though :cry: overkill
Nah welcome to the site mate, hope you have alota fun n frolicks here
Sound film, got hold of this as soon as and it just blew me away. Thought the black and white scenery would totally put me off but all the action makes up for it in the long run. Just can't wait to see War of the Worlds and Fantastic four!