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Minx_N_BigDanny
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
Bi-curious Female, 54
UK

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Hey all,
It is Minx's birthday on Sunday and we are planning a naughty night out on Saturday. We finally have the house to ourselves for the night and it would be a shame to waste it.
Sexy couples preferred but would consider exceptional guys.
PM us with profile pics.
Danny N Minx
Hey all,
It is Minx's birthday on Sunday and we are planning a naughty Saturday night out.....if anyone is interested, preferably couples or experienced guys, please get in touch.
Danny N Minx
Hey all,
Thanks for the recommendations and the laughs....Andrew75, you have a pm! biggrin
Much appreciated DD, Serendipity and all.
We will send you a mail to let you know how we got on wink xxxxx
Hey all,
we have decided to dip our toe in the world of dogging and rather than leaving ourselves at the mercy of the masses for our 1st time, we thought we would arrange a meet with just one guy.
The thing is, you hear so many stories of idiots turning up with their mates, or just not turning up at all, so we though we would ask you lovely lot if you can recommend a guy for us?
We would like a guy who has actually shown up before and who can hold a conversation past "let me suck yer tits!" lol
Guys, I know that you are going to reply, so here's the likely request. Please be respectful.
Our fantasy is to be out in a quiet place, me fucking Minx while a guy looks on and wanks. I am sure the door would be opened at some point as Minx likes the idea of being felt up and possibly more whilst I am fucking her.
We want to save the "ultimate" for just eachother so a quick shag is out of the question I am afraid.
Most other things are on the menu but maybe not on our first time.
Any help would be appreciated!
BD N Minx
Hi,
We are an attractive 30's couple who whilst not new to this site are new to dogging and we have decided to take the plunge.
We are looking for an attractive couple to fullfill a fantasy for different car fun and maybe more.
We are out tonight at a particular location between Brentwood and Ongar. Please pm us for details.
Minx N Danny
xxxxxx
That was a very well thought out and responsible post Andy. I am sure you will be popular! biggrin
Vicky And Roy....you have email wink
Hi all,
Danny and I have finally decided to try our luck at dogging, but owing to my fantasy I would much prefer another couple to be there rather than just leaving ourselves at the mercy of a bunch of guys icon_
It is our first time, and in traditional manner, now we have decided on it, we just want to go for it! If there are any couples like ourselves (30 somthing and ex-slim people) who fancy meeting up, please feel free to pm us.
We are hoping to meet in a local spot we have heard about in Brentwood tomorrow and hope to be shagging by 8:30pm and in a club partying the night away by 10pm icon_
Dont ask for much do we? lol
Hope to hear from you all soon
Minx N BigDanny xx
Hi all,
Danny and I have finally decided to try our luck at dogging, but owing to my fantasy I would much prefer another couple to be there rather than just leaving ourselves at the mercy of a bunch of guys lol
It is our first time, and in traditional manner, now we have decided on it, we just want to go for it! If there are any couples like ourselves (30 somthing and ex-slim people) who fancy meeting up, please feel free to pm us.
We are hoping to meet in a local spot we have heard about in Brentwood tomorrow and hope to be shagging by 8:30pm and in a club partying the night away by 10pm :twisted:
Dont ask for much do we? lol
Hope to hear from you all soon
Minx N BigDanny xx
Hi all,
It is Minx's birthday on Thursday and I am trying to plan something special for her....
It is Minx's fantasy to go dogging and be watched and wanked over...but more so to watch and be watched by another couple!
We have neevr done this before and although we have heard there is a site in Brentwood, we dont know where exactly it is so I was hoping one of you local couples or seasoned doggers could help us out?
I have so many questions but dont want to annoy anybody so I will only ask a few I promise...
things like, what if Minx only wants to be watched, what signals do we give? If she wants someone to join in? How do we make sure we are in a safe area and dont get held up at gunpoint or something and is there a hotspot to avoid because of the police?
So many questions and more...hope someone can help. feel free to PM us
PS...any couples free on Thursday night?? lol :lol: :lol:
thanks in advance
BigDanny
Hi,
joined the site after finding out that my other half has been on here for a while. Would love to meet up with some of you guy's on my own at the next munch in essex so that i can feel my way on my own terms.
Thanks,
Minx
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Never heard of it!
I have been trying to make the Rubber Bullets bit into an innuedno so at least I can get some satisfaction out of it, but no joy.
Anyone wittier than me, feel free to have a go, make my day! lol

In the 60's and early 70's Rubber Bullets (Now Plastic Battons) as used in NI where often used by females as dildo's. Not as long as the more modern ones but they done the job. wink
That may help you get some satisfaction (pun intended) out of it :lol:
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Crap! There are some really cool songs there....what did I get?
10 CC - Rubber Bullets!!!!
Never heard of it!
I have been trying to make the Rubber Bullets bit into an innuedno so at least I can get some satisfaction out of it, but no joy.
Anyone wittier than me, feel free to have a go, make my day! lol
A horny young lady is hosting her own "greedy girls night" at her house and has given the location out to a select few on SH.
Guys are just turning up and the atmosphere is starting to warm up, when she hears the doorbell going.
Thinking it would be another strapping 6 footer fella for her she opens the door.
To her surprise there is a man with no arms and no legs, sitting in a wheelchair smiling up at her.
"I am here for the greedy girls night" he says to her.
"but..." she stammers, "I dont mean to offend you, but you have no arms and no legs......what use are you going to be?"
"Well, I rung the fucking doorbell didn't I" he says with a wink.
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SH had a huge Munch
with a million swingers
in one place for lunch
On the Fourteenth noel,
The after party,
everyone got naked
and jumped on eacother!
Sorry for doing two, didn't want to get stuck on 13!!!
25 years ago tomorrow I was wondering why my Mum was crying and why they kept putting that fella's picture on the telly.
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Wotcha Dundeefella,
Never given a BJ myself, but some of the experiences I have had with the (all too few) ladies I have known have have led me to believe that it is a "suck it and see" experience (pun fully intended).
My only tips for you would be:
1) Mind yer teeth!
2) Even though its called a blow job. Don't actually blow!
3) Lick the fremen, the vein like thingy at the front of the dick, particularly on the bell end itself.
4) Don't yank it like it's a grear stick.
5) Mind yer teeth I said!
6) Don't be afraid to ask if it feels good, although take it out of your mouth first.
7) Be carefull when tea-bagging (taking balls into your mouth) or sucking on the balls. I dunno about yours but my right bollock is a bit sensative!
All in all, it is like all forms of sex. You only know if you are doing a good (blow) job if you communicate.
Hope it goes well!!!
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I just wonder if you would lose a lot from the position you would need to be in to do it? After all all cramped up is not good for a number of reasons. For starters good blowjobs need breath control and you would have squished all the air from your lungs.
That's a good point!
It also throws up a dilemma.....if you were flexible enough to do it.....would you spit or swallow? :shock:
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Would love to see someone try to copy mine! It's a bleedin' nightmare!
I had to hold my breath for nearly 4 minutes AND I pulled a muscle in my neck!
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PS, it was also quite dark in there, so think about wearing a miners headlamp. lol
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I always wonder what profession you have to be in to reply......and if they mean "the oldest profession".
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