Ugly man with no friends, no personality, little dick and absolutely no sense of humour! 

Trying to meet similar ladies or couples to console each other with reassuring words, touches and rubbing of good bits together. 

I’m not fazed by nude bodies (except mine maybe) I can always hide my ugliness by keeping my head between the ladies legs until she’s blind and then who knows.

Not into drawn out chat online ‘cos I can’t type and my finger gets tired. Love chatting f2f and hopefully getting at least one friend.

If you understand my humour then get in touch & see what happens